Kiss my mutt

If Felicity got a marketing contract with Nike, I bet they’d show her face in a hot Jesus minute. Kinda funny how into nikes they are given that was the defrauding alert word. So much for being in the world but not of the world.

I’ve also wondered if It could be that Tayshia isn’t comfortable doing it solo as well.

I can’t remember the actual name of the product, I think it was the “Bug Bite Ting” but the mosquito saliva extractor really works. I got it over the summer and it took the itch away and it’s painless so it’s good for kids too.

I’d prefer Teddi and her horse face stay at the stables. She might as well be a houseplant in the background with how boring she is. Wait, I take that back, the houseplant should at least get top billing.

I’m just glad it’s not another post about Jill’s late period.

OnlyFans here she comes!

I wasn’t too impressed with my scrub daddy either. I ended throwing it away

Yeah, I don’t think there’s any coming back from that!

Sonya seems like a bit of an annoyance to Ambrose and whatever chemistry they had last season is gone. Ambrose is best when he’s in his element, investigating and solving cases. I love how he picks up on inconsistencies and gets a good read on people. I’m always amazed at what he gets people to reveal. I, too, thinking incest. He definitely seems to be the most defensive and reactive. He’s an odd duck and I don’t think most people know how to take him but it works. I confess I’m a little bit in love with him though his sexual predilections would be a big no! 😩

For someone who likes the finer things in life, you sure couldn’t tell by looking at Mryla. I don’t think Brett is going to be as busted up as people think if Ryan bolts at decision day. She was pretty calm and seemed like she had started to detached herself from the idea of she and Ryan being a couple after this in the last two episodes.

The tickets are so wasted on those two dimwits and yes, I’m resenting the hell out of it. I, too, will be waiting to witness his huge fall from grace. He’s teetering pretty close with how impressed he is with himself.

I feel the most sorry for her daughter.

Wait wut? I must have missed that. Maybe she and Michaela can be best friends.

Fuck, Ryan, you couldn’t wait a week to download a dating app? It doesn’t matter that you didn’t activate it, the intention is there by downloading it. I don’t see how he can say otherwise. And boom goes the dynamite on this suck ass season.

Not cool, that Rachel stayed at her ex’s house when they were fighting. That’s pretty messed up even if nothing happens. He was a total jerk, yes, but this was not to handle it.

Wait, Bao’s Friend said all this about her to Johnny about being a control freak and that she’d never let her friends date her. Some friend, wow! Ryan and Brett had a few nice non romantic moments. It nice to hear him open up and talk more. I never noticed his accent before since he doesn’t say much. On a shallow note, I want to dye Brett’s hair a more natural shade and get her new glasses or contacts even. She much prettier than she’s letting herself be.

I’m still unclear if Michelle was out on a date? Was Jamie inferring it was Joe? I also don’t understand the race angle. He was saying she was out on a date so the guy being light skinned refutes her argument that people generally assume if a black person is out with a white person, it can’t be a date.

I thought she’d send Peter home and maybe the guy who wrote narcissist on his card. I wouldn’t be surprised if Clayton is here for his Bachelor audition.

I absolutely love watching Michelle on the court. I would loved to have seen one of her games.

I still don’t like him.

Jamie is quite impressed with himself talking about his travels and needing to live on the edge and wanting to check out Michelle to see if he can hang with HER! Also he has a punchable wrinkly face and I told her to send her home last week. Lol at Peter saying his behavior is out of character when he does this the second night. He’s gonna be bald in two years time. He needs to go too. Most of this guys don’t seem intelligent enough for Michelle or most people for that matter.

I can see this being a long term running joke on bachelor nation!

It’s too bad it’s already been filmed because it would be pretty funny if he showed up at a cocktail party just for the heck of it! One thing I like about Michelle is she has a good head on her shoulders, and I think she will make good decision overall.

I wasn’t as worried about Ryan’s notes as I was his puffy pompadouresque hair do.

I tried to tell her! Guess they got the sex out of the way, what else is there?