PradaKitty

MAybe there is something wrong with Sammy's hands. In an earlier picture he appeared to have a very long "little finger".

My cats just look at flies. I think they are trying to mind meld... Or... they're just incredibly lazy.

Ramona is looking and acting old. The way she has been walking, like an old woman, and the spastic way she entered the pool at the resort made her look like an 80 year old, As for the running on the beach, she knew the Bravo cameras were there and was trying the Bo Derek run (runs like an old lady, too) to pull their attention away from the ladies in the hot tub/spa. That running along the beach was ridiculous. I'm surprised she didn't come back with two black eyes from the giant flotation devices she calls breasts. She just looked so matronly in that bathing suit. It's too bad nobody can get her to see that her store bought boobs do not make her look sexy - they make her look like my grandmother! And Sonja... Can anyone reason with her?

Look at Sammy's hands. That is one looonnnggg "little finger"!

Luann's pride may keep her in the marriage. I have a friend who stayed in her first marriage for 11 years, just because she knew all of her friends and family thought her husband was a jerk (which he was).

I really liked Luann in this episode - no haughtiness, just having fun. Believe me, I can hold my liquor too, but tequila is a whole different animal. The only time I've ever been drunk is after a day in the sun that included tequila. I give Luann a pass on this. (On the bright side, I at least didn't fall down.) Like I said earlier, with Dorinda down for the count, it was Luann's turn to be the designated drunk. I was thinking earlier about Tinsley ( nice segue, no?) and I think she would be well served to stop shopping in the Juniors department. Maybe someone should take her shopping in the grown up store. It's time to add a bit of sophistication to the wardrobe -the puffy skirts aren't all that flattering... (You're not actually "Forever 21") Heh... As though she would shop there...

It appears that since Dorinda was "indisposed" Luann decided to be the designated drinker. Ramona is pathetic and obviously does not follow medical orders (such as no sun after a peel, etc.) It's no wonder she looks like crap. All I could think of while looking at her was veal carpaccio. Also . she kept referring to Tinsley as "Tince-lee". Of course, she can't correctly pronounce other things, so why am I surprised? I hope she enjoyed the kryptonite...

Regarding the college discussion - Kate's kids may want to go to college as a way to get away from her! (Also, if they're in college, she may not expect them to work until graduation.) I have a college education and post graduate degree and don't think it makes me any "better" than anyone else (well, better the Kate, but that's a different story). College isn't for everyone and I think it takes a smart person to know that a college education isn't for them. My hairdresser did not go to college. I did. She drives a Mercedes. I drive a Mazda.

Just watched the show and Oh Dear God what a whiny coward!!! How the hell dies she do anything, living in fear of maybe possibly getting hurt? Kate, if you are ever hurt, or if you are unable to care for your children, they will be fine. They may even embrace the calm.

By allowing their kids to graze all day, they're preparing them for a lot of weight issues.

Exactly! We can be replacement friends!

Maharincess, I have always loved your posts - maybe you and I should be friends (now that we've gotten rid of the dead weight sisters...) We can toast one another with Vitameatavegamin, (It's so tasty, too!)

It will be interesting to see which one of the kids does a "Kate Dearest" tell all. My money is on Maddie (Cara will go along with her, but will let Maddie tell the story). Colin may pen one later, too. And that's how tuition will get paid... I have (make that had) a friend who could have been the prototype for Kate - everything was a huge deal, she was so overworked and exhausted (stay at home mom of three). Every time she would call me, the conversation would start with, "We're all sick, blah, blah, woe is me... Two years ago her husband had minor surgery and she was too busy and unable to cope, and had a family member take her calls. I guess she wondered why everyone wasn't dropping their lives to run over (she lives way out in the country - her choice) and assist her. (Not to mention that I have a job and obligations connected to that job). I tried keeping in touch with her through texting, but just got terse replies. In May she advised me that I was out of her life. (She would contact me when and if she felt like it). Having seen her do this to many others, including her mother, who never even met two of her grandchildren, I wasn't surprised. After 20 years, I was out. This was just sooooo Kate like! (She loves Kate, too). And may I add, I am having the most peaceful and stress free summer...

I've been doing Botox for years. My "Botoxer" is a board certified plastic surgeon and very good with the 'ol needle - no pain at all. I have my "squint lines" and crows feet done every 4-5 months and look totally natural (and younger than many of my friends of the same age. No, I am not delusional, this has been pointed out in photographs). I think you need to determine what your pain threshold is, prior to getting the Botox. It isn't as painful as getting a tattoo, but it's more painful than having a facial. And, going back to Ramona, I think she's a perfect cautionary tale to all not to jump into physically changing their looks while still going through a life changing/life shattering event. (Maybe this is why Tinsley hasn't made any changes to her appearance yet).

Ramona is not as pretty as Ramona!

If something is wrong with the baby due to their time in Central America, Jill may never forgive Derick.

I wonder if Carole finally realized that the term she wanted to use about drinking was "hollow leg" not wooden leg! (Although she may be back-handedly snarking Aviva....

Oh Dear God, Ramona looks like ass...

One of my giant peeves is when a disaster happens anywhere, the local news media does the "How would this affect us HERE?" "Is anyone possibly local near the site of the disaster?" "How does the affect US?" What about the poor people who were affected by the disaster/tragedy? Should we not care about them? Honestly, I live in CAlifornia and I remember all of the 9-11 reporting was aimed at, What if they struck here??!!! Grrr......

I saw Skinny Girl wine at my neighborhood CVS last week. ( I live in Northern California) I thought about trying it, but then decided not to spend the sixteen bucks on something that might be vile...

By the way, Austin didn't say, "Will you marry me?", he said "Would you marry me?" Home schoolin' at it's finest!

I wonder if something will be said during the faux commercials during the Counting On airing tonight...

It's entirely that Jill has had a hysterectomy. If so,, that is really going to send her into s tailspin...

Well,well... Looks like Jessa wins the baby birthin' contest. Short labor and a home birth. Little Miss Midwife (not) must be seething....

As I've said before, Jinger, now living in Laredo, is probably more fluent in Spanish than Jill is.