Based on the Maxwell wedding party photos, it appears that sewing is not a “home skill” that is taught to the girls. Otherwise, those boys would not have their overly long pants pooling around their ankles. I wonder how many of them tripped leaving the “stage”. ( I was going to say altar, but these churches seem to have staged instead.)
I would send a picture of my toilet paper, but due to hoarders, I am completely out of toilet paper and am forced to use Kleenex instead.