Oldernowiser

Thanks to Natalie68’s fascinating idea of shining a black light in Jessa’s birth chamber/living room, I am compiling a list of Duggar events I would pay $50 to see: 1) Michelle drunk. 2)JimBob hitting on her while she’s drunk. I suspect that joyfully available shit would be long gone. 3) RFP forced to shop for his next year’s entire wardrobe at a Sears going out of business sale, no other clothes allowed. I bet he’d cry. 4) Prop filmed without editing. Hell, ANY of the babies filmed without editing. Ever see any of them screaming? Babies scream. 5) An in-depth interview with a former TLC film crew member who has an axe to grind and never signed the non-disclosure. 😈

That goat beard...no. Sorry, just no.

I don’t even want to be on the ground if they’re flying overhead...

She’s looking more and more like her mother. Make of that what you will...

At this point I think it’s safe to say that the ship has sailed with these two on that degree of ethical concern.

Well isn’t that just stupid. What was her fucking damage? She was a half second from exiting the bathroom anyway.

Throw in “Family” with “Fun Night” and for much of the population, that’s an oxymoron.

You know what would be a “Surprise Delivery” in this crowd? A pizza. A sofa. Any other piece of furniture. Chinese food. Literally anything that isn’t a baby. A Duggar having a baby is the equivalent of the earth rotating on its axis in the next 24 hours. Zero surprise.

My guess is that BSC JRod is being shut down consistently in her attempts to grift Jill 2.0/Nurie (which still is not a name) the Fundie Wedding of the Century. Hence the hysterical defensiveness. OTOH, if Nathan saw the psychotic writing on the BSC wall and ran...who could blame him?

See, you are so much nicer than I am. The woman is out of her damned mind.

Okay, as a public service... TL;DR People say we’re judgmental, but we’re judging others because we’re right and God said so. Suck it, heathens.

The emojis...oh, the emojis... She is BSC.

Oh, FFS.

Has the RFP posted any photos lately of the MAWGs (middle-aged white guys) in charge at the seminary? Seems like the first few weeks he was ‘gramming them constantly...lately it’s just been Prop and Mrs. Meek? I wonder if his light has dimmed even with them?

I’ve had an Emma, Farley, Norman, Sophie, Carlton, Nicholas, Jack, Megan, Annie, and Alex...all pets! And as a former shelter volunteer (now you know why I’ve had so many pets), I have known a zillion Bellas, mostly dogs. One rat! Back to the Duggars...I would have been so happy if Lauren had ordered everyone out of her pain chamber in full diva mode. That would have been PPV-worthy and, as much as I don’t care much for her, completely justified.

Maybe it’s classical baking? She does love classical.

So if JimBobUn is still the one with the TLC purse strings and doling it out as he damn well pleases...or not...and the MacArthur housing/tuition/“job” has even more strings attached and the house freebie may be coming to an end...the RFP’s might be a tad screwed. I can’t see them having that much left over from what they cleared on their house at this point. I get why Jinger would unconsciously assume that showing up Duggar is all it takes to have money given to her...but RFP is bizarrely out of touch given that he supposedly has a business degree and has experienced career failure once already. Would it surprise anyone if they slunk out of town to some other tiny church, citing RFP’s sudden calling to return to the ministry?

Lauren really did miss a golden opportunity to tell Michelle to go fuck herself sideways. Failed epidurals = free pass on anything you might say to some idiot who has inserted herself into the process just for the camera time.

So they went to that hotel and apparently ordered...juice, ice water, and a selfie? Their waitperson must have been thrilled. I guess it’s possible their meal hadn’t arrived yet...but their silverware is unused and shoved all over the place and the napkins are still folded. Jinger. If you want to look like you have ever baked before, you have to do more than put on an apron. Roll up your sleeves and I sincerely hope you washed your hands. Finally, that’s a shit-ton of flour on that freebie rental granite counter. If you need that much flour your dough is too wet. You really haven’t done this much, have you...so why even pretend?

Why do I feel like the rest of the sentence in his head is, “and believe me, lots of women have tried.” I don’t get the arrogance of these guys, I really don’t.

I’m going to say he never saw the dress. He was focused elsewhere. 🙄

Brian May can rock that look, even in his seventies. Cade is no Brian May. On about seventeen levels.

Because RFP is all about latching on to fame, even if it’s only the five minutes the also-rans of American Idol get these days.

To me it just seems incredibly rude...what if the technicians around you are hungry? It’s not like they can stop and eat lunch whenever. Obviously that food isn’t incredibly appealing but still, as we learned in grade school, if you didn’t bring enough to share with the whole group... Tacky. Also gross, but definitely tacky.

I would be surprised if Jinger ever, even once, sat back and thought an independent thought, let alone one whereby she might disagree with Headship1 or Headship2. They had those tendencies trained right out of them as children and I can’t see RFP encouraging her to do anything now that might dent his fragile ego.