Oldernowiser

Oh, so many jokes to make, but I have a plane to catch...enjoy the snarkfest, my beloved snarkers!

A few years back in a rural small town near where we lived at the time there was a church that hadn’t been able to hire a pastor for quite some time. They finally found one and the congregation was sooo happy. The new pastor contacted my husband’s real estate company about buying a house. The weird part was that the pastor and his wife, both dressed in city slicker designer wear, including 4-inch heels on the Mrs. at every showing, only wanted to look at high-end oceanfront properties, but never could be pinned down as to their budget. And they always wanted personal information about the sellers, which no one would give them. My husband finally googled the guy...and he had been fired for misusing church funds at his previous two jobs, both of which had given them free housing. They were clearly hoping to weasel into another free house, this time on the ocean. Why that church never bothered to do a five-second search on that guy is a mystery...he was gone in three months. That’s the RFP life, post TLC.

Gabriel looks scared in that forced side hug photo. Smart kid.

He probably thought it made him look butch. In and Out for Jinger’s birthday? Did they use up the “entertainment budget” ordering juice at that schmancy hotel last week?

That woman looks drugged on something scary...uppers or something manic.

Bow down people, Temperance has won the week.

Holy shit. The back of her head looks like her hairdresser is a blind enemy.

Ms. Jingle looks pretty in that pink sweater photo. Also, I do believe that’s cashmere and not your Macy’s $29.99 one ply, either. Once again the mystery money makes an appearance...

Okay, but would Jed!2020 have bothered if he weren’t running for office?

There’s a Jeremiah??? No shit. Hunh.

Jeremy Vuolo memorized an entire book of the Bible??? Of course, if that’s true and it cost JB $1000 I now have a better understanding as to why JB dislikes him. Nope, it still doesn’t wash... is there some lost Duggar spawn named Jer that I just don’t know about?

Well, you could also just find her husband and smack him, because apparently it’s the same thing, so your chances are doubled...

Just found this last night...it’s hilarious. They all get such a kick out of each other! So just in case it’s new to anyone else... https://youtu.be/dUYqfop2cdw

We’re singing Jill’s praises and the fundie leghumpers are giving her shit. This must be Backwards Universe Day.

Here she is, commenting on Derick’s comment. Bless her heart. 🙄

Kristenr83 can join Ma and Pa for sandwiches. It was Derick’s post, FFS. And I don’t even like the guy.

Honey, come on over and sit next to me!

Ma and Pa can eat a shit sandwich. They don’t get a vote.

Ironically, that’s one of the most thoughtful, real New Testament Jesus-y things she’s posted...and not one religious word. Deeds not words! I’m actually impressed.

What an improvement! Good for her!

$$$$$$$

Just think, if he’d gone to D.C. instead of Hollywood he’d have a cabinet position by now...

If only I had read this before I ate the giant cookie...🤮

Tasya has a good point. I could see him as some kind of low-grade Christian lobbyist...where they pray together before they take the expense account out to the strip club. Actually, it’s the perfect job for him. You don’t have to know anything and you eat out for free. Dumbshit picked the wrong pond.

See, this was what I was wondering...you don’t use it, you lose it... Fixed it for you...😎