For Cereals

What did Christinengk say about toasters and sharks? I rewound once but then I gave up.

And they gape in the butt...

What lotion gives you nurturing hands?

Dead!!! Can’t stop giggling!!!

Like Jane Seymour in Somewhere in Time...

I want to root for Darcy but she is ridiculous!

I can’t believe he’d spend over 300k on an RV!

Still watching the west coast feed but was the dinner with Zach after the photos and they’re showing out of sequence? Makes no sense that she would call and invite him over after his assholery. I know this is also Mindy so...

I feel like the cheating is the cherry on the shit sundae...the straw...the nail...the fork. It would be one thing if you built a life with someone and it came out of nowhere, but this was really short-lived and based on what we saw, I can’t imagine his personality changing overnight. He had to have been an asshat from the beginning. It’s the disrespect in the form of mental and verbal abuse that we saw that should’ve led her to say enough. If any phone calls were made to the other women, it should’ve been to say, “thank you” and “keep him,” but agreed why bother?

Just coming to report Access Daily interview...I think there’s a lag because I didn’t see it was already posted 🙂

My boys do not look like that! Unless they get tree sap in their paws and I have to use oil to get it out. 🙂

I get the car, but the snake?

Watching that was a lot! I agree, Kenya must have major trauma because I just don’t get it and that baby didn’t ask to be part of their mess. A small part of me feels that it is karma, but that was hard to watch. Maybe one day she can be beautiful inside and out but she needs major therapy. I watched some of WWHL and came here to say Marlo looked great! Wasn’t so much a fan of the outfit but the wig and makeup were really good. I think that’s the best I’ve seen her look.

Did anyone watch the new season? Didn’t know there was a previous one. Came here to snark and was all “who is Eugene?” 😳

Meka the Interrogator is exhausting. To me, the job thing wasn’t about Michael “lying” it was about him being less successful in her view. Perhaps if she’d shown empathy towards Michael and asked him about how he felt and what that job meant to him, versus you’re lying you’re lying you’re lying what’s that do to our finances, he would’ve opened up to her. I totally get it when Michael said he felt like she’s just waiting for a gotcha moment. Not that I think Michael is a prize, but I just think Meka is way too immature for marriage. And Meka, stop saying “dat.” Brandon is also a terrible communicator. WTF does “pulling an attitude” mean? (I mean, I know, but wrong argument.) He just needs to speak plainly (as does Zach) and say, “this week’s worth of food you’ve prepared is wonderful, how about you put the phone down.” He can’t even make small talk. It would be nice if Jessica said some of the nice things about Austen in her talking heads TO Austen vs the passive aggressive controlling jokes. I’d be good if Katie never said “like” again.

So this season is going to be Kodouche whining every week until he gets his way or about how he didn’t get his way. When are we moving on from this topic? If they can’t build “apts” with separate entrances, how can they build multiple homes?

I think they’re eating Chinese food. Looks like noodles and maybe orange chicken...just happened to come with fries? No, I shouldn’t make fun, except he’s trying to date a child...I’m probably going to hell as one does just like running afoul of the law (I don’t know why but when Yolanda said that and with the Brothers Johnson pictures, I was just picturing the Ladies Man).

I need Ed (who looks like Chet after his turd transformation in Weird Science) to stop using mayo and Yolanda to lay off the edge control. Everyone needs to visit Molly for a bra!

I think mine is afraid of the dishwasher (or me). I don’t always put things away immediately after, so he claims he can’t tell what’s clean or dirty (I like to prewash). Despite having a “clean” indicator and a magnet that I flip between “clean” and “dirty,” it’s not happening...it’s more funny than anything at this point...He tries at other stuff.

Like that creepy family portrait they did after Codouche adopted her kids.

For us to make fun of their outfits...

He’s got Stockholm Patty Hearst syndrome...

Or makeup!?

It works if he can button it...

Is Emily preggers again?