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I think Weenie is going to be the only weenie in this family. RUN TODD! Most ungrateful group of people I have ever seen. I agree with everyone that Kandi should've put her "unts" on a plane back home. I don't know what Kandi sees when she watches the shows. Is she in that much denial about her dysfunctional family and evil mother? Annnnnd, Kandi's hair looks somewhat decent. I question the position of that part, but who jacked up Riley's weave? It looks like a bad lace front. That is not a knock on Riley, but on whoever put that on her head. I know Riley and Kayla are teenagers, but they should not be heard. The whole family would've been better off at a speech therapy retreat.

I don't know if it's bad writing, but I wouldn't be sad to see Bitsy go. She's just so wooden regardless of whether or not she's good Juliette or bad Juliette. Forget the locks, I'd love to know who their contractor is who manages to fix up all the damage without sacrificing the beautiful Craftsman character. I totally want those side chairs. I agree, I think they were doubles, not the real Kelly or Diana. I don't think Kelly would risk bringing Diana with her.

Patricia needs to stop wearing her hair pulled back. It does not give the illusion of younger, more taught skin, it makes her look like Gary Oldman as old Dracula. I feel better that Cameran brought at least one token person of color....I too just get a little more than uncomfortable when they start talking about the heyday of the South and their history...skipping over the not so pleasant parts, or just going about their lives in the lap of luxury as it's always been, oblivious to the struggles of others. But what a nice ball! Must suppress just like all those Derbys past. Mint juleps anyone?

Farrah is a product of whatever wackadoo weirdness in her family, she's got issues, and I still don't like her but damn, she has no friends? The neighbor and the paint by numbers lady? Seriously? I wish she had a better non family/MTV support system, although maybe she did at one time and they were sane and said "eff this..bitch cray cray." Ok am I the only one who laughed when she said she worked her butt off for her money when Her mom was asking for the facelift. Now that's literal. Tyler STFU. Maci have many seats. I'm watching Matt with the side eye. 40 something DJ and no apartment? I HOPE it works out, but the whole situation is off.

Why does this have to be filmed in my hometown? I have never (not that I've known of) met or seen a gypsy. Why would you take a 14 year old to this mess? Why am I watching and how can I make money on this? I have a sewing machine....I should get a glue gun.

Kim is a nasty piece of work. It's interesting how she goes all Almira Gulch with that froggy voice when she feels threatened. if Kathy really gave a shit, she wouldn't be speaking to Kim either.

Mica had a unibrow....she is extra but I think she'd be fun in really really small doses.

I'm going to have to fast forward through Landon's scenes. I can't stand her voice/accent...the whole part southern part preppy part valley girl...I can't with her. When Kathryn wears the middle part bun I just think of Holly Hobbie or pilgrims...I don't know why.

Favorite line of the night, "I haven't called you a whore...this year."

OMG. Funniest. Shit. Ever. I'm in tears.

Does anyone outside of Melyssa's circle really care about her being a video vixen? I was surprised to see a full theater, but Bravo probably has large production crews. Poor Daisy, but is it wrong to say that her wigs are actually much improved this season?

I really like this show. I don't know that I would pick the 90s to re-do, but since I'm old now it totally fits my 20s timeline. I like the way the show feels a little like My So Called Life, if that makes sense. Anywho, I like Kevin and Becca. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up not being The One either. I would totally understand Lolly's feelings (been there, done that), but she seems so one dimensional that I could see her rebounding quickly and no one gets Kevin because there's no chemistry between him and Lolly. AND you rarely ever end up with that unrequited love because it's always so much better if your head than in reality (at least in my case, I just had to have my heart broken right when Linger came out and listen to that cassette single for 24 hrs, no replay, just rewind). I HOPE they don't take the easy route and have Lolly rebound and that Lolly gets more depth and we have to see them deal with the triangle. I like the mention earlier that it seems as though Becca is resolving all of her feelings/relationships, so I can forgive her going from guy to guy for this "time travel what am I meant do do with my life" type of story. I also hope that we get to keep nice things and this show is doing okay in the ratings. I want to see everything play out.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, something is off about Farrah and her whole family. She looks like a duck with those lip injections and is on her way to a case of Nerf face. She was a pretty girl before and there is something underneath she needs to address with the anger she feels towards her family--the way she reacted to the flashback clips shows she's not over things or dealing with things--and why she needs to continue altering her appearance. She needs serious counseling because I don't think the therapy is working, although the whole family is so wackadoodle that I don't know that it would even register.

Older sister? Kenya puhlease. Twirl away. Great stereotyping by Cynthia. Really? Why are they even giving Kenya airtime anymore? She has no story and she's not entertaining, just ridiculous filler. Claudia was way wrong for airing dirty laundry in front of the boss. You don't mess with someone's paycheck because they don't want to play in the sandbox with you. Especially not the educationally challenged like Porsha. On another note, prayer in the office is weird unless you work for a church. Kandi is dumb. Nothing new there. Apollo is delusional, but Phaedra was stupid for marrying him in the first place. Designer children from a sperm bank would've been a better move than hooking up with Oswald Bates.

Any color symbolism in Gigi getting mostly white decor and Bella getting black? Although I would've loved any furniture and a paid for apt at that age. Must be nice!

I think Jeff can be mean, but I think Brandy is a mess. She's not a young girl anymore but she acts like it and then expects people to come to her rescue. She is middle-aged. I would never confide in her or trust her with any sensitive information. I actually liked that during the stupid ref game (I find most of the games stupid), Jeff pointed out how she could've hurt Lisa's business in saying what she said. I just think she got as good as she gives from Jeff.

I just want to know if Katrina has been shopping at Hot Topic in the last six weeks or what. Crane seems to like his getup, and I like him in anything he wears, but Katrina could at least put on something more comfy and warm. Can't she wear something besides goth club wear?

I think the lip synch is the best I've seen all the wives dress. Drawings not so good but she's young. Hopefully she'll grow out of saying "classy." Not so sure about the designer...the showroom was interesting. I don't feel like we got any insight into the Janelle Meri drama. You don't feel heard because you're generally more rational and don't have fits over wet bars? You didn't marry Kodouche first? Color me confused. I don't remember seeing anything about Dayton's accident, but I've always found the older kids more interesting than the younger ones so maybe I missed that. Interesting comment Maddy made about visiting...maybe she just meant she doesn't want to live in Vegas but it felt like there was more behind that statement.

Is it just my HD or does Nene look like she has a little five o clock shadow going on in her mop wig talking heads? Just bad contouring. She needs new hair/wig and makeup people.

RIP Bob Seger...I've heard "You are so beautiful" at so many family weddings, now I can't get the "you are so acceptable" version out of my head.

Amy and Danny are virgins? You wouldn't know it. I don't think it has been mentioned in every episode. Sex torch was just tacky and unnecessary and juvenile. Just ew. Folks are way too concerned about their sex life or lack thereof. Can't wait for next week when Mo lays the smack down...who didn't see that coming? Okay, the colorful, Euros of Hollywood wardrobe I did not. I'm not sure of the rules, but in Mo's case, it's probably kissing, sex, touching, talking, eye contact, generally acknowledging that Dani is in his presence.

Danny is just immature. It shouldn't be on Amy to prove herself to his parents. He should've prepared her and then had a serious discussion with his parents separately on what he would consider acceptable behavior and what was off limits. Hell, he should've done the same with his silly brother. I also agree with whoever said unthread that he's treating Amy's race like a disease or something. I really don't like it when he refers to "her race." Why not "my ignorant father?" Oh Amy please don't think all of America is racist based on this dumb schmuck. Dani, there is no budget. There never was. You have several children to care for. Job or no job, there never was enough money for a wedding budget. There should be no dress, reception,etc. They should've let the ring shop guy perform the ceremony and be done with it so that we can see Mo come up with excuses on why they can't be intimate even after marriage sooner rather than later. Can someone please take the eyeliner away from Cassia? Jason has friends? So Daya is wearing blue contacts...it's distracting. I also wish I had known that it only takes 4 weeks of insta-parenting to lose all of your selfcenteredness. I would've done that years ago. Who am I kidding? I feel like she spent most of that time being locked out of the house. So is that really less about the child and more about being away from your stuff for several weeks?

I agree that Kandi is lacking in communication skills. Todd shouldn't have anything to do with reprimanding her staff. He shouldn't have even been in the meeting. Although it was better to listen to Todd than watch Kandi speak through her teeth and butcher the language. I'm tired of Aiyden and Mr. President. They can stay cute off my teevee. I really don't need to see Riley either. Run back to the shelter Tom! I loved watching everyone else in the boxing/yoga class stare at Kenya and Kandi not exercising. Set up much? I too am tired of the storyline as it keeps being rewritten. Kenya had her part in the drama too. She's not blameless as she used it to suit her needs when she wanted at the reunion and other times. She is not a good actress, but kudos to her for keeping those lashes on during her cry scene. I agree there are plenty of other reasons not to like her. Oh and Porscha cannot do the Phaedra avoid move well at all. It was comical with the lotion.

It looked like "petite" bride also added a shirred satin panel to the front in addition to altering the sleeves. It looked much better. I wonder if she had it done or if the show's designer did it. Most of the time, I harken back to Project Runway and question the show designer's "taste level." Most of the remakes are just no's. The 2nd episode with the sexy dress where the girl chose the borrowed dress was awful. She needed better bust support. Sam's picks were much better and more flattering with structure that made her curves look amazing. I think they need a new designer. I feel like a lot of the brides get caught up in the guilt and excitement and go with mom's dress. I hope a lot of them come to their senses when they get home and go with new or do further alterations.

Do any of these people have access to Googlemaps in their countries to know that they would be going to the middle of nowhere? At the very least, I would've asked for some videos of my potential new home to know if the person was a hoarder or living out their Golden Girls fantasies or that damn, to see that pools should not be green especially if the tile is blue. Good luck with that modeling career in the Shady Pines retirement community. There's probably a lot of demand for bikinis from octogenarians. Auto shows, meat packing plants, racist in laws, and emotionally stunted and unstable middle-aged women with a ton of children and possible financial issues versus metropolitan South Africa, beautiful Brazilian beaches, and a once in a lifetime singing career. Where does one sign up? I just don't think there's enough love in the world to conquer all. What exactly did Chelsea have to go home to? I would rather play groupie until the wheels fell off the boy band thing and teach Yamir to speak English while on tour in plush hotels.