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*starts googling laser removal for her NY tattoo* Seriously, can this defense be any worse?

I’m watching Countdown which I don’t do very much any more and one of their contributors is doing a story and it’s driving me nuts that he sounds like someone and then I realize he sounds EXACTLY like Cris Collinsworth. Then I happen to look at the TV and the chyron says Zac Collinsworth. Aha! That would explain it. I only read the headline so there could be more to this but SI apparently did a story that says Vin Scully will no longer watch the NFL because of the protests. That’s too bad. I thought I always liked Vin.

I don’t really like Arby's sandwiches but I do like Ving Rhames and apparently I also like Arby’s ad writers because “the only holiday where you deep-fry the mascot” is fucking funny.

In between moments of mind-numbing stupidity was a show I could like. I mean shirtless Shemar is a great start. But no one was covering the back of the warehouse at the beginning? Seriously? This could not have been more of a Justin Lin joint if it were called “Fast & Furious: LA Edition.” I did love the kid’s cousin - “this is just us taking. I’m not snitching.” The police chief or whoever he is looks so much like Gil Garcetti (I think that’s his name, the older LA DA) I thought it was him.

I hate things that don’t make sense so my new ire is directed towards laundry detergent or fabric softener, I can’t remember which. If you are going on a first date, would you SERIOUSLY wear some ratty old t-shirt, droopy collar or no droopy collar? I find that so incomprehensibly stupid. That shirt is fine to paint the garage, not go out in public.

If anyone is going to be given a third chance, I am one THOUSAND percent confident it will not be Josh. However. I loathe Elise with every fiber of my being. Josh sucks, but she did not desire to give him a chance as was made perfectly clear with the way she acted after service. I can’t even enjoy this show with her presence on it. She is just a horrible person and doesn’t care if you know it.

The Ragnarok fireface reminded me of a cartoon villain but I cannot put my finger on who. I thought it was someone Jafar created but that’s not it. It’s driving me bonkers.

In thinking about it, I thought when Mary told the uranium story, that Sheldon was trying to buy it so he could build a death ray to take out the neighbor kids. One thing I think they’re not going to be able to do here is show Sheldon being bullied like he says he was, because who wants to watch that?

“And then he stabbed me.” [smirk] God Chris Hemsworth has charm in spades. I had not seen Doctor Strange so I was super disappointed that Benedict Cumberbatch sounded like...that. They scrubbed his sexy, sexy voice! He is the best when he sounds like Smaug/the Star Trek baddie. I liked the funny parts but felt that they did overdo it, I mean not everyone has to have a quip every time. Like when Cate was blathering on about herself and the guy says “who are you” and she says “ugh were you even listening.” Less is more, writers. I love that there was no romance. Chris and Idris and Tom are SO FINE. I’m so not quick and at the beginning I was like there is no way Odin is going to be watching a play and eating grapes when he would be still mourning his wife. Until Thor said it I didn't get that it was Loki. It’s going to make so much money and it’s worth it, IMO.

If there is going to be a Royal Rumble between Goodell and Jones well buy me a suit and call me Roger because I will back Goodell ALL DAY. I cannot think of any possible way I would ever be on the same side as Jerry Jones. None.

Ha! Unless you are football player Antonio Cromartie, who has now had three kids since his vasectomy. I laughed at Wil’s “if I had stayed on the show longer I would have a pool” because if I remember correctly staying on TNG wasn’t really his choice and if he had, there would have been riots at the studio.

A knowledge of pop culture history was needed for the Brando miss, I think. Like I had mentioned I didn’t see the photo, and when he did that at the Oscars I think I wasn’t born yet or was a baby. But any time you read anything about the Oscars, it’s mentioned in the history part. I feel like Kelvin had a lot of knowledge gaps with some of the other answers he had and I’ll give him a pass on Clinton.

They must have switched the episodes around? Because meemaw is next week. ”You missed 11 numbers.” “I don’t need math, I have nice hair.” I laughed when the rocket went through the house.

Penny’s makeup when she was taking care of Halley was stupendous. Also I love her pants, except that I can’t ever find any like that for myself because they’re always a mile too long. Any time they can get Bob Newhart to guest star is a-ok with me.

I wasn’t looking at the TV, there was a PICTURE? Good lord. I didn’t keep track of all the TS I got because I’d be here all night. I’m a little disappointed that this was my re-introduction after missing a bunch of shows due to baseball.

Oh no! Deshaun Watson tore his ACL?!? Was it in practice or something? If they are looking for reasons people are turning away from the game, the never-ending litany of stars on IR has to be a possibility.

Thank you! I think I vaguely remember the part front the clip show where Evan was aghast at CT’s strength but this was funny too “well that went horribly awry. What do we have that’s heavier?” Man this show with their arbitrary rules on people getting bounced, where sometimes there’s a replacement, and sometimes there isn’t.

I didn’t pay attention to the swan incident at the time and I’m sad because I can’t find it on You Tube. I know CT was a real shit when he was younger but he’s redeemed himself by far, IMO, and as long as he does these stupid shows, I will root for him.

I’ve seen that Keith said both “I’m not from San Francisco” and “I’m from San Francisco.” If it was the first, it’s a bad joke that doesn’t even make any sense because he IS from San Fran. If it’s the second, I don’t get homophobic from it, I get since Papi was pretending to be Puig, a DODGER, that Keith doesn’t want to be licked because he’s from San Fran, aka a Giant. I'm confused.

Peachy calling JP a block of granite is still making me giggle. I mean, he’s not wrong.

This is about a political ad but it’s not political...there is a race for mayor in the city and one of the women running continuously pronounces it “mare” all throughout her ad. If I could actually vote I would seriously consider not voting for her because that annoys me so much. (My address is in the city, but I’m not part of the city for voting purposes. It’s stupid.)

As I am not a complete stone-cold bitch, I found Correa proposing to be completely adorable. And I can give an amused smile to Papi’s reaction also. But that’s it. Fuck Gurriel. He tipped his cap to Darvish so now all is ok? Nuh-uh.

Well that sucks. I didn’t realize how much I hate the Astros now until midway through the game. When do pitchers and catchers report?

Joe can get blindsided any day now, kthanx. “It was a bad look for [Ali]”? Fuck YOU, Ryan. Way to totally not listen to what she was saying, ass. So sorry to see her go. Ben’s smiling side-eye to the camera when Mike’s fish fell into the fire was marvelous. Also, Cole is a baby. Ben is way bigger than Cole and you don’t see Ben whining about how much food he’s not getting. 10 pizzas for four people seems terribly wasteful. Also those pizzas looked gross. I’m fully aware it’s probably wrong to say this but if I had surgery, I would be super stoked to have Desi as my physical therapist. God I hope the merge is soon so we can see some different people at TC. I’m tired of the smirking smug factory of Ryan and Chrissy.

Trick or treating is generally 6-8 so I handed out all my candy and then watched the game. Is Corey Seager nervous, gripping the bat too hard or what? I’ve been led to believe that he is a very good batter and I’ve seen him swing at some of the WORST pitches.