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Elise: "you can hate me." Me: "Okay." Ugh Manda no. She and Barbie annoy me to the nth power. The flashbacks make me miss JP so much. I don't like Dana but I think it's cute she and Christina remain friends.

I really want to like this because I adore David but military stories shot overseas are just not really my bag. Also visually I hate ten minutes of film shot in night vision. I did love the muzzle they put on the dog before they jumped out of the plane but I get so nervous every time the dog is on screen I can't even focus. The answer "too many," to the question of "how many?" when people's lives are on the line is a terrible fucking answer. I'm still sticking with it though because again, David. Michael Irby was the guy who controlled the bottom five, right? He was in Bones once and also a baddie in a Fast and Furious movie.

I'm finally cleaning up the DVR and watching "Year of the Scab" and the first thing I thought was how sad Washington fans must get seeing Jack Kent Cooke and lamenting him selling the team in 97. "The Replacements" is one of my favorite movies of all time and I always thought it was inspired by, not partially based on. Joe Gibbs looks fantastic. Aww, Giants Stadium. I miss it. Man the strike really messed with New York's chances to repeat, I didn't remember that, probably because I had only been a football fan for a year at the time. It amazes me every time I watch a 30 for 30 how tight the direction is. These are SO well done.

As I'm watching this loooong first inning in the Dodger game I realize that I am still SO pissed that the Yankees let that magnificent opportunity get away that I hate all baseball and am too angry to even watch other teams. At least Puig is nice to look at so there's that.

^Sorry, I'm a salty loser. Holy crap. I was kidding but as soon as the ball went into the outfield I turned the channel quickly because fuck happy Indians fans and it really is the ninth. Holy cow. JOE SHOULD HAVE CHALLENGED THE HIT BATSMAN YOU JERK. Poor Dellin. He will absolutely not be available on Sunday. At least the Yanks will get last licks at least once, if needed, which I hope it is not. The only solace I have is that the Red Sox games start first so they lose first. And the Yankees are putting up a much better fight.

Fuck.

It's possible that game will be over before this one is.

I was watching on Netflix and saw a part I think gets cut in syndication and it was so ridiculously out of character I can't believe none of the writers noticed. It was when Joey was trying to date Janine and he's talking to Ross and Chandler about how they start well with women but it never goes anywhere. Joey says something like "you guys have a good rapport with women but then it doesn't work." Come. On. There is no universe where Joey knows what rapport means. Moo point? Doesn't understand air quotes? Thinks gobbledygook he is saying sounds like the French words Phoebe says? No. That Joey does not know rapport.

Booth shooting the clown brought us Gordon Gordon which was a marvelous development.

I haaaaaaate this announcer who is not Smoltz. I am also angry with Joe Girardi for so many reasons.

Both chocolate and apple cinnamon Oikos are crack in a cup. Don't even taste like yogurt. If my choice were to be a Patriot or a devil, well book me a one way ticket on the highway to hell baby. But I totally agree that a creamsicle color rush would be the BEST. Then again, I still prefer the orange buccaneer logo over the new one.

So what do you think of the name Jose AlTHREEve? You know, because he hit more than "tu." That's not my joke, I stole that from Mike & Mike. My newspaper is so stupid. "Cleveland blanks Yanks." Shut up.

You owe Tito an apology for doubting his pitching decision! Heh. I am obviously rooting hard for the Yankees to win but let's be honest. The Yanks JUST got swept by Cleveland. So if it happens again, or the bats stay sleeping against the Indians pitching, I so hope the narrative doesn't become "well this is a young team and the moment got to them." No. Cleveland already PROVED they are the more dominant team. All I can do is hope the extra rest gets to Kluber.

A hit, and at least one run. I don't think that's too much to ask.

I can't find Cam's apology to where I can link it but it's all over Twitter. He sounds sincere and like someone who fucked up. Whether he means it or not is for him to know, but I hope he does, because I'd rather have him not give an apology if he doesn't mean it rather than be insincere. And there is no way on earth he's the only player who thinks it.

It looks like when the players sweat their jerseys take on a darker tint. I just turned it over because baseball is pissing me off and the lineman's jersey had a bluish hue, but the kicker's uni looked the same from top to bottom.

Well it was fun while it lasted. Sigh.

Ohhhhh nooooooo...today is exactly 10 years since the midges. You better NOT, Cleveland.

I started eating Dannon Oikos specifically because of Cam and the NFL contract and I'm not stopping. I'm never going to be Cam's friend but that is damn good yogurt with not much sugar.

The problem with Cam's idiotic comment is that the troglodytes have now oozed out of the sewer saying "yeah, he's right! A woman never played so how can she report on this?" Hey. Dickheads. How many games has the beloved Adam Shefter played? How about Trey Wingo? Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm not knocking Trey or Shefty because I like them both, just saying that argument is MORONIC.

I wasn't looking too closely at the puzzle, were the place names all Survivor locations? And did they fit in the order of Survivor seasons? Just curious if that was a clue or if it was really just put them in willy-nilly until they fit.

I was at my first ever trivia night last night so missed the show (we came in third boooooo) but apparently Jeopardy! felt they needed to address the sherbet controversy. Sherbert vs. Sherbet

Devon put a heart on his parchment, which surprised me. I'm curious if there was more to that. He seems like a nice, unassuming guy so maybe it was just a way to soften the blow. She seemed to take getting voted out well enough. She's so pretty, it's sad to lose eye candy.

I know I am channeling Tyra Banks but goddamn it Cam I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you! And even worse than what he said was the look on his face when he said it. What an ass. I always had a soft spot for him but pfft. Over it.

I love how "power couple," on this and Big Brother means evil duo who want to sleep together and must be broken up at all costs, but a two-person voting block is honky-donky and will control every vote until the end and the people in the voting block see nothing wrong with it.