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Seriously. Nobody wants to watch a show about Kodouche & Sobbyn!

I gotta lay down peeps!! Happy 2023!!

Mother of God, Liz. Give it up honey! Find yourself a competent psychotherapist and get over it. Ed is NOT your soul mate.

You're probably right!! All this so far is a bunch of horse shit!!

I'll be right there!! Hold on!!

OK Ya'll.... I will admit that I've had about a half a bottle of Prosecco. Along with some ham and black eyed peas. Kinda wanting some caviar!! I went on this cruise onetime between Xmas and New Years, and had some delicious caviar: on a lovely tiny pancake with some sour cream & onions. AWESOME!!! Guess my chocolate coconut candy is gonna have to suffice!

WooHooo!! Happy Belated Birthday!!BigHugs! Remember me in July!!!

Well peeps, another successful snark session! Hope all of you have a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Big hugs!!

Shawn's the one who gets everybody within 5 feet pregnant. Has 5 or 6 kids? Never sees any of them? Never married their mom with the blue or pink or purple hair?

Uh oh.... Gabby's secret involves her Mom telling her to get a LAWYER.... Wonder what that's about?

Lort. Monique's not gonna let Derek see his fambly again. She's a controlling little thing, isn't she? Was that GABBY in the hat at the drugstore? Is she looking for something over the counter to help her with her vag problem?

I think Monique's SISTER can take Derek if he messes with Monique. No problemo. All that bullshit Travis was spouting off... I wonder how long he's gonna keep that up? Even his LEGS are all tatted up. Jeebus.

Boob Sling and DrugMan keep wearing matching EVERYTHING. WHY??? He's setting them up for their future, JuJu. Get realz.

Monique's gonna hurt that Derek, for sure. Are the sisters gonna all go with them to the hotel?

Let's see.... Gabby has herself filmed having vag rejuvenation and asshole bleaching but SHE HAS A SECRET!!!! whut??

Mikey's got some BIDNESS to take care of Boob Sling. Come on now. That Mercedes and that whatever it is sports car don't pay for themselves! She's all worried about his MOM but hells bells girl; let's get our priorities straight. BIDNESS. FIRST.

Late to the party! What have I missed? Monique's reunion went great, huh? And Chris is OVER THE MOON that Gabby spent all his $$$ bleaching her asshole, amiright? Travis is the illustrated man, like everyone else. BFD. Concerned old Miss Fine Jewelry is gonna get straight up ROBBED but shit, she LOVES his tattoos. Boob Sling & DrugMan are all snugged up with matching PJ's.... Hell, I haven't missed a thang.

If those two bitches are back, I'm OUT. Of course, I'll still read about it HERE but I REFUSE to watch those two one.more.second.

AND... somehow Janelle, Meri & Christine all would be blamed.

Can TLC EVER let any of these shitshows GO?? Like say; My Big Fat Fabulous Life? Or Shauna Rae? Or Sister Wives? Hell to the naw.

Hell, my bags come from Target!! I have one (1) Coach handbag that my Dad gave me for Christmas in 1972. I've taken good care of it and am carrying it TODAY!!!

I'm so angry Frankie didn't come to Puerto Vallarta and bring his dang wallet! We have to pay for the hotel ourselves! Welp gang, we made it! Some pretty great snark too peeps! Hope you all have a wonderful week and a Happy 2023!!

Curses! Foiled again! The wallet ain't coming today!! Who's gonna pay for our drinks??

Sherlon's babymomma is sooo funny!! She thinks they're in a "relationship"... Hilarious!

I feel like that show 1000 pound best friends has missed the mark by about 200 pounds.