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And now we have Uncle Steven. REALLY??? These two morons need to break up. And STFU Uncle Steven. Mind your own business, old man.

That's about the LAST thing Grangela needs on her face, isn't it? Looks like there's a LOT going on with that thing already.

I just cannot with the Mikul/Grangela show. She's doing all kinds of shit on Insta with Billy of Canada but acts like she's a victim of some kind. Then she gets all righteous about it. Ugh. I can't with her. NEXT.

What's the plural of "text"? According to Grangela: TEXAS. Michael's just looking for some way to get here. He's been screwing around with dumbo Grangela for what? 3 years now? And he's STILL not here, is he? No WONDER the guy is going after another American woman.

I was gonna say what an asshole but piece of shit works just as well!

Guess they think those poor old folks can get their $$$ back in 6.5 years. At LEAST she's going to prison. I don't quite understand the 90 days to show up part. Can she get to Tonga in 90 days? Well, shit! Bryan is 2 hours away from me! Not that I would go there but at least I can drive by and say to myself: Na Na Na Na Na Na Buh bye! I'll meet you there Starlight 925!!

She can say whatever she wants, who gives a rip? She ain't gonna be on my teevee NO MO!!! I am thrilled.

It's not like she got FIRED PEOPLE! Her contract wasn't renewed! BIG difference! Still... CYA! buhbye!! Catch you on the flip side! Adios! Au revoir! CIAO! Get your dang face off my teevee!!!

GIRL! You are on FIRE!!

Twitch out boob sling. This is still Michael's MOM. Get it together. You're gonna have to get used to being respectful. STAWP with the bullshit, honey. OR: GET A JOB. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHUT UP!!

What's wrong with Grandma's house? Here we go with Skylar crapping on where she's on parole, just a hideous girl. STFU!! Just jump in the bed and get after it. DUMBASS.

Lawd. Monique is already futzing with the phone. She's gonna trip him up with that new I-Phone 14. "You gonna take care of it? (the bill) Monique: " I guess so" GIRL!!! You're on the hook for it ALL. Don't get all squishy about it NOW! DINGLEBERRY~

Aris: My dreams have come true Tattoo guy: GET ME SOME! Me: OY VEY!!!

Oh Shit. Chris is cheating on Gabby? THE bleached asshole Gabby?? NO! Say it ain't so!! She spent 60k on her shit and now Chris has no $$$$?? SHOCKED! Our bleached butthole Gabby seems relatively nonplussed about Chris and another female. WHY??

Hilarious!! When all else fails, go out to dinner with somebody else paying. PERFECT! After that.. it's all downhill? BTW, I got a fake Rolex in Jakarta and to set the time, you had to turn the thing backwards! It was so funny! What time is it? Shit, who knows? I loved that thing. You should have seen the guy at the watch repair place when it stopped ticking.

Is this a new couple? Guy seems so cool and understated.

Seriously. I heard that Lipsa was O-U-T of RHOBH and just thought: "YESSSS" Now if the same thing happens to ERIKA, it'll make me THINK about watching again!

Lort. Skylar's MOM... Jeebus. Can you say "ENABLE" much?

Happy New Year Peeps! Late to the show but it's been a little sad around here since I found out one of my besties passed away New Year's Day. I've been gobsmacked for a week. It's so weird that your contemporary croaks off in her sleep. I call it the "Here today, Gone to Maui". It's GREAT for the person going to Maui, but it sucks for the people NOT going to Maui... yet. I think this is going to happen more and more as I age. And it's not like this is the first loss for me. TRUST. Still just shocked. ANYHOO... Can't wait to find out what's shakin' with the nutjobs. Maybe I'll get a big belly laugh.

She and Teddi will make a perfectly BORING podcast. Ugh.

WooHoo!!! HAPPY DANCE!!!

Meghan's starting to show another side of herself and it ain't pretty. I think she needs some psychological help STAT! In the ground.

I couldn't see it either without spending some coins BUT I BET there will be plenty of free press to read about her sentencing tomorrow.

All I can say is that I'm about to give Heather ANOTHER black eye for all that BS about her black eye!! STFU about it already! Also, she and Whitney aren't only friends, they're COUSINS and yet Heather sat there in her ugly thigh high boots and was so snarky to Whitney that I thought "Punch her in the OTHER eye, Whitney!" I used to like Heather but after seeing her on BelowDeck Adventure (whooo boy!) and how she's acting on RHSLC, I'm kinda done with her. And it can't be SOON ENOUGH for Jen Shah to go to PRISON.

I guess that guy in Florida's gonna have to open up his wallet again. He'll be broke and homeless in nothing flat. Erika won't care. At. All.