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Have a great week, peeps and a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Wave buh-bye to that green card and that American tour Usman!!! FINALLY!!! Jamal is the next one in the Kimbally family to be on this shitshow!

PrEd has just surprised the shit out of Liz.... Wonder if the day drinking helps? Maybe it's because she's gonna be making some $$$ and he won't have to pretend to be a photographer or designer or whatever the fuck he does (besides the show). Oh OK: HERE WE GO!!!

Uh oh.... Did Liz tell the restaurant guy she'd be his partner and NOT TELL PRED????????? Oh, the humanity!

And go to the SPA!!! Don't forget the spa!! And Jeebus Yara, you sure SOUND like you want to stay in Europe FOR GOOD. Why did you even go to the trouble of getting married if you just wanted to stay at home you dingleberry!

Oh Kimbally: It's ALWAYS gonna be Usman's way... Haven't you figured that out YET?? And why are Jovi & Yara still going at it? I thought he decided she could stay in Europe. Am I wrong about that? Or is this just some made up bullshit they're throwing out because they want to string us along until the next season? I'm not that interested, TBH.

YES!

YES! to those weird eyebrows! They have GOT to GO! Also, those two little hunks of hair at Kodouche's forehead that hide the bald spot right behind them.

Well y'all, looks like we have quite the crew this go-round! This was great! Hope you all have a great weekend!

What is Gabby up to exactly? She's trying to ditch her MIL and SIL on the street or something?? She is a nutjob. THIS is her master plan to surprise them with the wedding?? Maybe she should have bought some brains with all that money she spent!

Lort. Ashley has a pool?? She could drown herself in that thing!

They're out in the garage. With the Mercedes.

Old Mike's gonna LOVE rolling over and staring at that picture of himself all the damn time.

Nathan is poet, too. This poor guy.

2500 dollars for what exactly? Coach Carla and her coaching?? Wow. I'm shocked, I tell ya.

Nathan buddy: This chick is gonna wear you down with all that controlling shit. This is all on the PHONE right now! Wait until you have that coming at your FACE. Man. RUN!

Well, shit. Now we know where Chris's money went! Gabby went hogwild with the procedures, didn't she? Guess he's ok with that! Old boy ain't gonna have any cash to buy drugs with is he? PLUS... they're getting married when he gets out? And she's traveling to pick him up with his MOM and sister?? She's a brave little soldier, isn't she?

I'm thinking old Derrick is gonna be surprised when he sees Monique.

Wow. Monique's a real tiny lady isn't she? I'm reminded of ..... whatsherface from Houston?

Cow pictures? Buddha statues? No quilts? Just throw blankets. And don't forget her phone, her makeup, her hair dye, her drugs, her gun... You know, the usual.. Poor Nathan. Who's that nice lady with him?

Ashley's afraid people are going to find out Travis is a bank robber but yet.... Here she is on national teevee on this silly show! Not a real smartie pants is she? Wonder if her employer knows this..... Maybe he/she does by now....

Newbies! This one is a jewelry lady and her boo is a bank robber. Wowza. Plus, she can't walk. But whatever.

Woo Hoo Y'all!!! We got vaginal rejuvenation, whitening of the butthole.... Goody! Here's Mike of the tennis shoe emporium. The one that pays for Mercedes station wagons & Lambos. Suuurrreee dude.

Raises hand! I'll HAPPILY help you in any way!

Can Yara stay in Europe for six months a year with her green card? I thought there were some rules about how long you can stay out of the USA for new green card holders. I may be wrong. Who knows?