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Go ahead and fly your flag, Valentine! Just because you're in another country you know nothing about, you think Carlos just wants to CONTROL you. DUMBASS!

Hate to tell you Sherlon, but this little babymomma will take Odin wherever she feels like taking him! You live in two different countries,, sir! Also, if you do what she tells you to do, SHE'LL HAVE YOUR BALLS IN HER PURSE. Choose.

No baby. Yohon has another woman. Something like that.

Seems like she needs to pray for a better job or ANOTHER job in addition to the one she has, to get some good old $$$$$!!!! Did your spiritual adviser tell you THAT?

Poor Mom. She thinks Sherlon is gonna pay $$$ for his son!! I guess there's always HOPE. Not sure her daughter has any hope of growing a brain any time soon! She thinks he's gonna do all the babycare while she's on VACATION.... AGAIN. Dingleberry!

Lort. Just what we need! MILFS on the hunnt. Maybe that shark swimming below their boat will just chomp! Fingers crossed!

Dang, this chick better get another job! She's gonna have to support HIS family, support HIM AND pay for fertility treatments as well!! MUCHO DiNERO!!

Whatsherface (Sherlon's baby momma) sure does have the WRONG idea about Sherlon, doesn't she?? WHERE did she get the idea that they'd be one big happy family after the baby was born? They'd known each other about 5-6 DAYS!!! AND he's about 20 years OLDER than she is to boot! Girl needs to get a J-O-B and thank the Lord her Mom is helping her! THE. END.

Thank you Dr. Phil!

Too bad that neck of hers is GINORMOUS!!! But maybe dealing with Douchie's "head" made her neck so big!

Wouldn't it go both ways? So when Sobbyn & Douchie bumped uglies BEFORE they got MARRIED, didn't HE divorce Meri and just not say it out loud? But of course, there was SHOW $$$ and property being sold....

A book of bullshit platitudes??

Yep, but the Douchecanoe said he never LOVED those women, so IMHO, they're about even in the cookie department! Wowza! I see now why the site was closed for renovations yesterday!

LOVE DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.. RESPECT MATTERS TO ME." Douchecanoe.

I'm afraid it's gonna be the 1000 pound friends, the 1000 pound sisters and the 30 pound Shauna Rae. Followed by (I think) the 1000 plastic surgery recipients, Darcey & Stacey. Somehow, 1000 is their favorite number for the winter.

How can Loren & Alexi move to Israel for 6 years?? They won't be on the show anymore! Are they gonna get J-O-B-S??????? Meri honey; catch a CLUE!! He's pulling the ramen over your eyes!

And now we have Sobbyn telling Suki how the cow ate the cabbage in the whatever nutty sect of Mormonism they AREN'T a PART OF anymore..... She is just a NUT. PERIOD. Just go away and cry in the corner Sobbyn. Nobody cares but the Douchecanoe. You two are perfect for each other. Also, perfect for POVERTY. When are we gonna go kick his ass?? I'm off the week between Christmas and New Years'.

Absolutely!! Glad you joined us! Goody. Douchecanoe wanted to go MORE PATRIARCHICAL... Ot however you spell it. He's such a joke. AND A LIAR!

Maybe the glam squad got to that ramen hair and cut on it some! It really looks like DOOKEY! I'm here for it! And still NO SPERM EYEBROWS!!!!

Target.

Welp, I HOPE that he and the Sobbyn Princess learn how to live in poverty after the show ends! Wouldn't that be something to behold!

" NOTHING SCARES ME BUT POVERTY" Seriously? This asshat.....

What the fuck happened to the sperm eyebrows??

Douchie's looking mighty DOUCHEY tonight, isn't he??

So is Sobbyn's!