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Yep, think Nicole is one fruity chick but Mom is no smartie herself! Neither is Dad for that matter. SOMEBODY in her fricking family has to tell her NO already. Or just throw May away, Gone. Poor Azan family is getting dingleberry, daughter AND Azan to support. Wonder how long that will last??i

At least the State Dept. had the good sense NOT to give Azan a visa!

I liked Ashley at the beginning but now I'm getting definite gold digger vibes. Patricia was right. Get back to work, make your own friends. Hell, she's probably going to get pregnant. Sure didn't work for Katherine!

I still say Twit's next money-maker scheme is going on "My 600 LB Life". She and old Steven can get married and eat their way to heaven, one piece of fried chicken at a time.

I really think Britttany should take Jax up on the Tampa move. She's already admitted they don't use birth control and this may be the closest she's gonna get to having Jax's baby AND being closer to Mommy, Daddy & Mammaw. I say GO FOR IT! And get your dumbass and Jax's stupid ass off the teevee and into the real world. So happy the flat iron made it's comeback. And Scheana? Seriously girl, you should be embarrassed. Maybe YOU should go on a date with Adam! That Beverly Hills life you want so badly is slip sliding away. FAST.

OK, I give up WireWrap... Who is Brian M??

So, did Scheana and perfect boyfriend of Beverly Hills break up or what? He took too long installing a light bulb?

Tagging on... Can't stand Stassi and really thought she wouldn't come back after leaving. Dang, the little twit needed $$$. Apparently, Patrick wasn't going to hand it to her on that silver platter she thinks she's owed. When LVP put her in charge of that party, I thought to myself, "Wonder what happened to KATY being LVP's assistant??" Remember, last year she was paying THAT hosebeast $30.00/hour to work for her, PICKING UP FLOWERS AND PAINT CHIPS.... Thought the "murder" birthday party was a real hoot - NOT. I think that stupid stASSi should always walk around Hollywood with a fake bullethole in the middle of her forehead. Maybe somebody would pay attention to her then? Probably not Patrick.

So if Erika is a cat, Dorito must be........... a mosquito? She's annoying as hell, always buzzing around and generally being a PEST. Used to kind of like her last year but this year, I find her insufferable. She needs to put on one of her swimsuit creations and SWIM THE F*** AWAY!!

Yeah, great idea to make Babs look like shamu the whale, just like Whit. I think the most ridiculous part of this whole scheme was thinking it was a great idea for Buddy to check out of rehab and go to HAWAII with the frickin' THOR family. I'd be drunk before the plane left the gate.

Raises white flag very slowly....... Re: Valtrex??? Is that the latest herpes medicine?? Slinks back to corner...

Good Luck Daddyo getting that heifer to do ANYTHING you want her to do.... Major props for trying but nah... You have a full blown narcissist on your and Bab's hands. Get some professional help for yourselves NOW. Funny that the most interesting part of the season is the whereabouts of BUDDY. Just goes to show you, Whitster is infinitely boring, all by her fat ass self.

And WHY does FT get to have any say in Mykelti's HAIR for cryin' out loud????

I think Scheana stopped eating once she realized Rob and that Beverly Hills lifestyle she wanted started slipping away. No WONDER she lost her smile! Barforama!

God Bless Bobby Zarin. He seemed like a fine man from what I saw. God's Peace, Bobby. Just as an aside, WHO is that with LuAnn and WTF message is she sending?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Sigster's being on this show has completely screwed her career as a "life coach" or whatever the hell. She has shown us all wwaaaayyy too much cray to come back. If I were Sig, I'd just go ahead and move my ass to Israel or somewhere and hope for the best. Maybe the rest of the world doesn't know how completely nutso she is. Otherwise, stick a fork in her, she is DONE.

Hey! Scoobie actually SOLVED mysteries! Didn't he?

Hell, Meri,,, You and the Codster are already divorced... Just go do your thing and forget about it! Split up the $$$ from the show and G-O!

Thank JEEBUS, this shitshow season is OVER... One more "siggy-ism and I would have had to throw my tv out the window!

LVP MUST be getting some extra $$$ FROM THE STATE OF California for keeping these dunces all together in one area! I've never seen so many dumbasses all together at one time as at the "housewarming" party. I'm surprised they didn't set the damn place on fire when they heard the word"houseWARMING'

I loved Starting Over too! Didn't think Iyanla helped it at all but whatever. If I NEVER see ANY of the Zolziak/Bierman family AGAIN on my tv, it'll be too soon. I think Atlanta howives are just plain played out. TIRED! TEAM KANDI!

Twit's next big thing IS Dr. Now!! Then she and that idiot Steven call roll off into the sunset a la dos amigos!

The whole damn thing was bullshit. Avi and "Lurve" : BS Wedding dress shopping? BS The fact that the bridal salon even had TWO DRESSES in size "Omar the tent maker" available? BS!! It's like if I wanted to go wedding dress shopping... My husband died in 2007. I haven't been on ONE date. I weigh 90 pounds and am barely 5 feet tall. GEE! I think I want to try on some wedding dresses! HUH??? Ate up with the dumbass.

They all need the $$$ obviously. How would they make a living otherwise?? What makes me LOL is Schwartz just getting blind-ass drunk to pretend he's not tied married. Old Maloney is kind of a fishwife and I'm not talking about fish. Anyone who lets that dumbass StASSi come on their honeymoon with them has at least a million screws loose. JMHO

The Sigster has really made a mess of her reputation, IMHO. The whole non forgiveness thing is really dumb and makes her look like a moron. I understand how cray you get after a hysterectomy, it's like one day: here and the next day: there. HOWEVER, there are things you can do to combat the hideousness and ways that you can cope. Sigster showed neither the inclination to change NOR the foresight that her actions may cause harm to her reputation. Cards fall. Who in their right mind would listen to her now?? IDIOT!!! Hope that Bravo money was worth it!