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Thanks! But gotta get back to Vanderpump Rules. Everybody should come over - it's tons of snarkalicious fun. Damn the video doesn't seem to work on my IPad - now I'm disappointed.

Can't figure out how to partially quote, but you maybe onto something with the Chelsea Clinton thing (somewhat apologies to Chelsea).

If it wasn't for the return of Vanderpump Rules - that would have made my night. Maybe it's just certain sprinkle cookies Teresa doesn't like? I love the good Italian ones BTW, and given how pretentious Melissa is, I'm assuming hers weren't from Giant.

We could only hope.

Please stop teasing about Stassi's birthday. That's probably at least not until episode 3 (through 6). I can't handle the anticipation.

Were the cookies in question really sprinkle cookies - I thought they were pizelles (sp?) - if they were that would be awesome. I guess I'm the only one who thought Kathy actually looked nice. Better than Stassi Schoeder at least. Now finished the Napa Valley episode on Hulu where Juicy (still love you) calls Teresa a bitch and cunt on the phone with his "worker". I assume Teresa had no clue (though see not bright) before she dragged him off to have reluctant fake sex in the vineyard within sight of the cast and with audio/video. Not to mention it had the KFC fight between Al and Juicy. Good times!

Put me down for the big reveal this season being FI Tom banging the busboy...in Kristen's bed, but with FI Tom's rubbers.

Is it just me or was the sun shining a little brighter and the birds chirping a little more happily when I woke up this morning? It's just a better world with Vanderpump Rules in it.

Why does Stassi look like somebody's mom?

It's the busboy! The busboy! I'm giddy like a Catholic schoolgirl.....

Got quoting to work again? Yippee. Only one mistake trying to use apparently like. Only I don't recall having to watch a stupid commercial before Gia's video. It's up to I think 400K views now. Hopefully only a few are pedophiles.

I couldn't really tell them apart either. But at least I think the "singer" is 16. If I was Caroline I'd be laughing my ass off right now after the whole "stripper car wash" cookbook debacle thing. I'm not very nice though.

So when is the best show ever starting again? Now that the Giudice's have been sentenced I need a little more fun in my life. I just don't know how we can surpass last season (ie - flat iron, bus boy, pants...). I'm up for it though.

Against all better judgement and vows not to encourage hits on You Tube for this type of thing (really only pertains to HW), I just watched that (meaning 3T?). It's not a bad video - if you're Beyoncé. I think we're all pretty good about keeping the minor's out of it (Manzo's thankfully don't apply), but how old is Gia? I think at least Britney wasn't a minor when she did Circus. Oops I Did It Again (Mr DC loves it) it wasn't. I feel bad for the kids so I try to hold my tongue, so I'll not (maybe) comment on it again. But damn....

No I don't think Teresa buys "used" anything. My point was that if she's been convicted for hiding assets IMO it's pretty stupid to keep doing it. High end designer handbags, shoes and jewelry are easily sold online for a relatively healthy percentage of the original price. So if she has $50K in handbags (probably a low estimate), she should have put something down on her pre-sentencing financial disclosure form. Extremely dim or just extremely greedy with no remorse?Edited to add I've personally seen her with two Hermes bags (the epitome of high end). She actually brought one to court when she was first indicted. I think they were the Garden bag style. Each is worth about $3-4K used (I checked).

I should probably add the shoes to non-disclosed assets (not my thing), but how many Louboutin's do you think she owns? I would think even used $1K shoes are worth something.

So here's my thing, which was only confirmed watching the past seasons on Hulu (just got to "therapy"). It was about two years since the Giudice's declared bankruptcy and I've seen Teresa with at least $25K in different designer handbags (sure there's more). Were those fake too? I know my bags (I only have my one very precious $4K Bulgari - no logos), and know that you can sell them secondhand in good condition for at least 1/2 the retail price. Why would you possibly not declare them on your very important asset statement when you were trying to avoid jail? Especially when you've been convicted for hiding assets? Boggles the mind. Edited to add - Teresa unlike Chanel, Bulgari's (couldn't figure out how the V would fit properly) actually's Italian.

No more Milania Hair Care? No more Fabellini (still bitter about never having any)! Say it ain't so.....it does appear to be the case though. The hair line link takes you now to a site for discounted salon products and is now just "Youthful 8" (Milania is still on the actual products though), Wine Wave her distributor tweeted that they were sorry the dimwit twins weren't able to continue with them. Shame on me - I looked it up. BTW - I don't believe for a moment Teresa was ever an associate buyer for Macy's (taken off her Bravo bio I think). I think she probably worked in the cosmetics department. Remember she lies like a rug...

Although I know it's unpopular, and since now watching the past seasons - I actually think Richie Wakile is funny. Remember I'm also a Juicy fan so I like inappropriate humor. IMO - Richie's originally from Beruit so I can only assume he thinks this is all ridiculous bullshit.

I've been watching the previous seasons on Hulu (recently subscribed). Just got to Teresa talking about how her Jewish friends would have left Joe. Cause you know how divorce is so much easier for the Tribe. I consider myself an honary member given where I grew up (they would probably disagree). I think that's where I definitely started to really dislike her.

What does it mean that despite two members of the cast being sentenced to prison, rumors about another being a literal motherfucker, another being one of the most unlikable people on reality TV ever - this season was still so boring to be almost unwatchable?

So Amber gives away three inches of hair and we're supposed to be impressed by her sacrifice for a little girl with The Cancer?

If I get Ebola I'm totally blaming Teresa.

Teresa ain't stupid? Never call Teresa stupid cause that's apparently what sets her off. Wait I thought "stupid" was her failed defense. At least according to DOJ.

Well still early on - but my quote of the night is Richie and "Felonelli". Hehehe..