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So Mr. DC does it again! I just saw PUMP has Vander in smaller letters on top. Cheesy even for you Lisa. He apparently saw it last episode. Did he also just notice Max - Lisa's V's son is now on the show? He's very politically incorrect (even for us sometimes) - but Eminem and the love child of Kid Rock and Mama June came up. Also pointed out the irony we keep talking about Stassi (Stasi was the East German secret police). I feel stupid - because I like to drop the NKVD in casual conversation. Really not as pretentious as it sounds. Especially now as I'm replacing it with "flat iron sexual".

I think I'm down for it not coming back. Of course I was surprised they filmed last season. I started watching this series with RHDC (to see the Salahi's make fools of themselves - and they did), but even though DC has pretty good ratings it wasn't the bonanza they assumed it would be. The ratings here this season weren't spectacular either - despite all the public interest in the "fraudwife" (sorry Teresa but it's your own fault). If they haven't started filming yet though, there's less than 8 weeks before she has to report. Maybe next week Radar will say that Teresa's getting $1M to film her going "away"!

Sorry Persnickety - just saw the reference to gold lame shorts and "singing" on the top of a bar. Hehe....good Persnickety!

An hour and a half show tonight? The Gods have answered my prayers! Thank you Baby Jesus! ihartcoffee - welcome to the jungle. Where you too maybe soon semi-worshipping Lisa V for bringing us the world's most delicious piece of trash. Love you too Andy! You're very evil for the Manzo'd bait and switch reminder. Bad Persnickety! Though probably good to have the potential heads up. If so bad Bravo! Bad Lisa! Bad Andy!

Mr. DC is sometimes very observant. Example, he noticed the Giudice's porte cochere (totally way out of proportion to the house BTW) about a year before anybody else. Since he also has to watch live with me now - he had a good chuckle over the Almost Famous tattoo. Can't remember exactly but it was something like that bimbo got a tattoo from a fictional band groupie who tried to commit suicide?

I'm somehow going to have to figure out how to incorporate "flat-iron sexual" into my daily repertoire. Only hour and half to go! Still no DVR (maybe by Christmas?) so I'm live again. I love fights about Twitter. Hopefully this will be good. So far not disappointed.

Is it wrong to think there's nothing as funny as desperate famewhores? But then I do watch them. Thanks for all the giggles!

Does being Zen include smoking crack? You were PROMISED it would be a lighter season when you signed on knowing your "friend" and fellow castmate was indicted on 41 counts of fraud? Nothing like pending felony charges says whiskers on deformed kittens like that.

You're insinuating she actually has a forehead. Would probably help with the unibrow though (she must do something though - tweezers, threading?).

No legal eagle, but his story is way sketchy. My understanding (from actual lawyers) is that you take the bar exam right after law school while all the useless shit you're not going to need in the future is still fresh. Everybody I knew also took a bar prep class. I think he said after ten years he "studied" for two hours each night and passed? OK.You can also be hired as an associate at a law firm before you pass, but you're limited to reading briefs mostly and the job is predicated on you passing. I don't know of any law firm that would wait a year thereafter for you to get certified by the "character committee". So his "I will depose you for eight hours and make you my bitch" is utterly ridiculous given he now admits he hadn't passed at that point. IMO he's just trying to cover his ass for being called out on it. He does assume everybody but him is stupid

Did I hear that right? Is Miss Delusional of 2014 (and 2010 to 2013), still talking about herself getting a cooking show? I wonder how many boxes of Skinny Italian pasta has been sitting around in a warehouse for the past two years.

I was really looking forward to making fun of Dina this season, but never got around to it. She gave very little material. My point (then and now) is that she tries too hard to pretend she's not a famewhore, yet she quit before to avoid "drama". Who the fuck does she think she's kidding? Oh I forgot she's too Zen to actually watch TV.

Thanks for clearing that up - cause I was pretty disturbed. Even if fascinated like a train wreck.

I also thought I was just out of the room too. Did anybody see the Dina fat ass (like she has one) comment? I assumed it was when I got back and Juicy made the charging Weasel with the abuse against women comment. Reminded me of Juicy putting on the fake badge at the first responder's party before/after the aforementioned Weasel made an ass out of himself. If it's wrong to still think Joe Giudice is still the most entertaining thing on this show, I'm not sure I want to be right. I also readily admit I'm probably going to Hell.

I'm really sorry about the True Tori thing. But I can also see myself out since I did read (and was somewhat entertained) by her books (thank you baby Jesus for Kindle on airplanes). All of us obviously have problems.

Melissa Gorga and pooping at BK never gets old (BTW - the only other show I post on). But I'm not sure you realize the importance of birthday's on this show. Think VE Day....

Maybe she means paying retail prices? Emphasis on actually paying.

Oh the teasing again - but then again Scheana just did come out with "Shake That". I'm starting to be more optimistic. Maybe baby Jesus does actually answer my prayers (thank you baby Jesus!).

Juicy again steals the show with him making up a statute and charging the Weasel (aka the "prosecutor") with abuse against women. Oh the irony.

Damn - I know it's been mentioned before, but WTF with the teeth Bobby. I'm so distracted can't even follow what you're saying.

So we're finally limping to the end tonight? I'm also still limping to a working DVR, so will watch live tonight. Mr DC rudely interrupted VP Rules last night and feels bad about it, so promises won't happen for what could be the final episode of RHNJ. Any bets? Where's Rhetorica?

Yes agree not necessarily bothered by it, but it seems pretty glaring given it's West Hollywood. Off topic - but highly recommend The Comeback for anybody who has HBO. It's actually a new season from a show 9 years ago where Lisa Kudrow starred as a former late 80's sitcom star who agreed to a reality TV show in order to get a part on a new (and very bad sitcom). It's understated hilarity. Andy Cohen and Lisa V are on the new episode because Lisa K's character was supposedly originally cast on RHBH, but quit cause she decided she was being set up as the villain. The premise is that she has a bunch of college kids filming her for a submission to Andy cause she's desperate to get back on TV and now thinks she understands she's supposed to be playing a "character".

I've also been disappointed that the self-proclaimed gay icon has totally ignored the LGBT community for this show. She couldn't find any gay people trashy enough to fit in? Of course I'm not totally convinced some of these boys don't swing both ways. Jax does appear willing to fuck anything (Lisa may want to consider keeping a closer eye on Jiggy).

I've been so preoccupied with her singing, I forgot all about that. Good call! Flashback to Scheana "spraining" her ankle and thinking it was appropriate to be a hostess with her leg propped up on a chair at the hostess stand. Now I remember the teeth and the eye. Good times. It's all about the chuckles. I still am after tonight's episode.

We had this discussion before - but I also want to take some credit for schmactor. It was somebody concerned about them being actors and I was like acting/schmating who cares (channeling my NY catholic Yiddish), but I certainly didn't come up with the ever perfect schmuck. BTW, my deepest curtsies...