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Did he admit that? We do know (see myriad legal issues) Juicy's not that bright. I'm being totally honest, but I thought Blinky Boobs and Chuckles the Drunk Driving Clown (the author of that one please stand up for an ovation) were going to be busted on the BK fraud (too obvious and quite frankly stupid). I was surprised it took so long until the indictment came out with all the loan fraud. This is what really bothers me about Teresa. They withdrew the BK filing to possibly stave off fraud charges (didn't work). The BK Trustee pretty much called them liars from the beginning. Then she did paid covers for photos/whatever that directly addressed (along with her lawyers) the possibility of her being brought up on criminal charges. But she still doesn't understand how this happened to her (see her surprise at getting prison time).

There's no way in hell she's 5'8" and 160 lbs. is there a Vegas line on that? Olive - welcome to the club! My question is does she have to go to a halfway house or other continually supervised release after she serves the 85% +/-? I thought (little actual clue) once she was released from Danbury she could go on her merry way (mostly) except for reporting to her probation officer. Can she serve part of the 85% in something like that or is it her serving out her remaining sentence? I only looked up Martha Stewart and Piper Korman (?). No Wendy Feldman though. Piper I think served the full 85%? and Martha served all of it and the house arrest was included in her original sentence?

I don't except for that I always assumed it was her hair with extensions. I like wigs. I wear wigs (mostly falls). She does seem to have really nice natural hair. I do too (one of my better features), but don't have a army off stylists to prepare me on a regular basis. There's something really strange about that picture (not "mug shot") though.

Holy shit. Does Teresa wear a wig? That totally looks like a wig. A poorly fitting one.

Dead underage hooker and coke? I'll stop before I get too off-topic. I just couldn't help myself.

Lucky for you I think those kennel dogs might be dead (at least one). Probably got killed by a bear coming for the chickens. Lost the food fight.

I'm happy to announce there is a new Glam video. A "biography" of sorts. With you guessed it, no mention of the pesky convicted felon or going to prison thing. It's just too much. I think I'm going to watch it again.

They're losing their shit again over at All About TRH. I pre-emptively confessed to being a sad, bitter cat hoarder. It's kinda sweet some people like her so much, more importantly I think it's funny.

Yes! Your math is correct! I got the same answer - more than twice. I looked and Martha Stewart served the whole kit and kaboodle of her sentence. Her house arrest was part of the original sentence. And that Piper chick served 13 out of 15 months (or 86.67%!). Anybody know of any exceptions?

Would you? But since he has to deal with it, he probably doesn't think it's as funny as we do.

I'd like the first part of my poll answer to be, definitely not Melissa driving. Bad job on today's poll though. I think I got black clothes right. The lawyer is too funny though. I think I'd prefer Saul Goodman (especially if I was, like Teresa, a criminal).

I'm going with extensions coming out tomorrow. Last minute thing like the Mercedes. Have you joined the poll yet? Less than two days left.

Belated congratulations! Mr. DC is a Gator and Clevelander who hates Ohio State. Which reminds me to congratulate you again on the acquisition of one of the best coaches in college football! I advised Mr. DC years ago that the hard to please Gator Nation should think about booing the guy who got them two National Championships. I said though he'd go for his dream job as the head coach of Notre Dame (girl can wish - he is named after a Pope). Mr. DC also noted though that the vaunted invincibility of the SEC may not be. Then he stuck a knife into his chest. Off topic? But Ohio State beating Alabama is pretty noteworthy. She has none. Well except for the always famewhore one.

I'll play! Though I guess it all depends if she surrenders to the US Marshall's somewhere else and they take her in. Arrives at 4 pm. Arrives with Joe only as she has poor relationships with lawyers. In the Mercedes (not giving that up to the last minute). Black clothing with hair in pony tail and hat. Nothing done with the bedazzler. Paparazzi hard to project. They have to know when and where (she'll probably tell them). I'll go with three film crews (one maybe hers) and five or so enterprising paps who will then sell them to the tabloids. It would be great if Vicki from the Star-Ledger goes, but she probably doesn't want to travel for this one. Hopefully they'll send at least send a camera or two. Wow how did that post 8,000 times. Does anybody know how to delete posts? It's annyoing.

I'll play! Though I guess it all depends if she surrenders to the US Marshall's somewhere else and they take her in. Arrives at 4 pm. Arrives with Joe only as she has poor relationships with lawyers. In the Mercedes (not giving that up to the last minute). Black clothing with hair in pony tail and hat. Nothing done with the bedazzler. Paparazzi hard to project. They have to know when and where (she'll probably tell them). I'll go with three film crews (one maybe hers) and five or so enterprising paps who will then sell them to the tabloids. It would be great if Vicki from the Star-Ledger goes, but she probably doesn't want to travel for this one. Hopefully they'll send at least send a camera or two.

It was Fabulicious alright. No four "ingrediences" bruschetta. To anybody living/visiting DC I highly recommend The Source for Saturday Dim Sum brunch. It's like stealing (shout out to Teresa!). My husband and I leave stuffed for $55 (before tip), when dinner there is about $100+/person. Unfortunately, in DC we could easily spend $50 on burgers so we're there a lot on Saturdays.

That's just too funny. But you forgot to fit in "bad carbs".

Option #5! I have serious issues. I've taken time out of my delectable NYE dinner at a Wolfgang Puck restaurant to read and comment on this.

Back again. This is a great chuckle to end 2014. I don't know how to link articles, but find the column from TIME. It pretty much sums it up. Better yet it's under News - Bizarre.

You think? Seriously bizarre. I think she needs a new PR team.

What a great new topic! But I have to admit I'm kinda scratching my head over this one. It's just so bizarre. Even the major tabloids who are generally pretty friendly to her are basically making fun of her.

I liked how one of the resolutions was for the two of them to spend more time together. WTF? Are they pretending like nobody knows she's going to be in prison for most of if not all of 2015. I think I lost a gazillion brain cells just watching that. Dina is polished and articulate compared to the train wreck that is Teresa.

Personally I don't think Teresa wanted to "keep up with the Joneses", but wanted to surpass them at all levels. Not a psychiatrist, but feel comfortable thinking she's a hard core narcissist. Unfortunately for her, a convicted felon one.

I'm with you on all that. Especially if Feldman is writing a tell-all as she seems to be directly quoted. How unprofessional. Is Teresa dim enough not to have her had signed a confidentiality agreement? If she was working for her for free maybe she didn't. Somewhat unrelated, but Washington Post had an article today about the most searched websites and how they've changed since 1998. Very interesting. That Glam.com and it's related sites apparently is in the top twenty today. I had never heard of it before. Who knew?

Lucky for you I believe she sells them as part of her "dessert line"! I'm pretty sure they're shitty, not to mention stale given the warehouse they've likely been sitting in for months.