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Damn - where can I find Nancy Grace? Mr. DC and I pretend the cable news channels don't exist. But we know enough to know that she's usually not our cup of tea. Just got distracted by work for the last 45 minutes. Cause being there till 7 wasn't enough (thank god for the earlier cocktail). So I can't keep up with all the snarkiness (god bless you all). Don't know when I'll find time to go harass the Teresa fans (see soulless). I'm doing it for Zoeysmom (apologies for repetition - like Melissa and poop that probably won't get old for me anytime soon).

Betweenyouandme - I never drink and drive, but decided I deserved one small cocktail (over a 45+ minute period) for the 10 am sentencing that didn't conclude until 5 pm. Even so, I'm still a better driver than most in DC (ie, I have my headlights on after dark and use my turn signal).

Hey party people - made it home in one piece. Only one person tried to kill me on the way which is normally pretty good. Drink is prepared - I'm using a Waterford tumbler tonight in honor of Teresa. Zoeysmom - I thought you were Kim G. Stop trying to pretend you're not. Speaking of which, I'm thinking about heading over to All About TRH and torment some Teresa fans. I'm evil and petty that way. Is that wrong? Only other board I've ever posted on (occasionally), I use my dead rabbit (unfortunate story) as my user name.

Don't tease about "House of Juicy". I'm trying to leave work in the next 20 minutes. ETA home by 7:30 I hope. Have already bought my Makers, and am enjoying a quick cocktail at my desk as I'm the only one here. Company handbook be damned. Hopefully karma and schadenfreude (one of Mr DC's favorite terms) won't come back to bite me in the ass and somebody won't choose today to crash into me on the 20 minute drive home and I end up in the pen with Juicy and Teresa. DC has the world's worst drivers, so cross your fingers.

Not so fast Rhetorica - I'm a big winner too. Went back to 12 months again for Tre last night.

Well I was close at 12 for T and 36 for J. Add it up Rhetorica, let us know who gets bragging rights. Back to work, hopefully I'll see you bitches in a few hours with a very stiff drink (or two or three).

Happykitteh - we're apparently being punished by God.

I need a drink really badly at this point. Fuck the company handbook. Still mad about no Fabellini.

I had wanted to add to the pool previously that I didn't think Teresa would show up to the reunion. I forgot and too late now. The way this is going, I'm going to be stuck at my office all night doing the work I should have been doing. Thanks Teresa

Seriously I agree that waiting for this sentence is a sentence in itself. WTF are they doing?

This is driving me bonkers. I really had work to do today. I likely won't get home until 8 though. My hubby will have my drink waiting for me though and then let the drunken antics begin!

Wow. Well I think I'm out on Joe - guessed 36 months. Glad I upped Teresa to 12 months. I did call the staggered sentencing though. But are we using the 53 or 41 month sentence?

Unfortunately I can't extend lunch any longer, but I'll be checking in. A little trip down memory lane though. Remember the 1/2 second Teresa tried to act like she was taking the BK seriously and economizing? The paper plates from the dollar store at Gia's birthday party that was held at a pizzeria and not some extravagant locale. That was the sum total of her efforts. She's a complete idiot and this is where she ended up. Hope it was worth it.

Ouch. Has Judge Salas been catching up on reruns?

I guess Rhetorica's parimutuel window is now closed. We may have underestimated. I really wish now I paid the $10 extra bucks to get the Fabellini shipped.

This is freaking awesome. Dumb and dumber are still trying to conceal assets? I was busy this morning, but now it's lunch hour. HumblePi - I really don't like frauds anyway, but the non-stop flaunting, faking and lying (and then more lying) really got my goat so to speak. Haven't seen an ounce of remorse from them just an astounding criminal sense of entitlement. I still like Juicy though. Teresa however works on my last nerve. I really thought this would be over by now, ran back with lunch in high anticipation.

Lablover - I was wondering when you'd show up.

I think she keeps wearing that same black suit to court appearances with different blouses. What happened to not being able to be seen on TV in the same outfit twice? Too little, too late.

Love, love, love the photos of the police dogs searching the perimeter. Is Al Qaeda after the Giudice's too?

Oh is it October 2nd already? I didn't know. Off to work and unfortunately there's no drinking on the job (in the company handbook). Thanks again for taking one for the team Zoeysmom - that made my night. Too bad you're a soulless, welfare frauding Ho.

Think of the children happy kitteh, the poor innocent children. Of course these are the same people who've said horrible things about everybody else's children (ie, Melissa's children have dead, soulless eyes because of their whore Mother). Who really knows? It's fucking hysterical though.

Teresa's fans are starting to have literal meltdowns over on All About TRH. It's pretty funny. Zoeysmom - maybe you shouldn't try to argue with crazy (nice effort though). I didn't know that you really were Kim G or one of Melissa's sisters. All your multiple posts under different user names is pretty sneaky too. Apparently if you weren't such a hater you wouldn't be single, miserable and on welfare.

Put me back to 12 months for Teresa. Last time I change, I swear. See ya'll tomorrow for the big reveal.

Who's Amy Phillips? I did try to post something last night asking Rhetorica to start the countdown clock and add staggered sentencing to my pool. Apparently I hit a wrong button, so my carefully written, grammatically correct reply never made it (see Jim Marchese). I'm going back to 9 months for Teresa. The Star-Ledger is the one paper that generally has it right on this topic. Didn't know about the "tied" plea (the not a lawyer thing). Still think Teresa will do jail time on the BK fraud.

long beach lisa - off topic, but IMO Publix carries everything anybody needs. And I'm originally from LI NY and terribly miss my Italian deli's. My sympathies though to those who can't frequent Publix (mainly live in DC so only get to go when at my family's house in north Florida). I'm admittedly a jealous hater about Publix. BTW - are you from Long Beach LI? If so I was a relative neighbor in South Merrick and my family has pretty strong ties in LB. For those who don't know, Long Beach is a fabulous little village on a LI barrier island on the Atlantic Ocean - was suburban/urban before it was trendy.