Golden Girls Alphabet Game

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L is for Lamar, the name Lorraine’s mom proposed for her and Michael’s baby.

[Miss Chevious]

M is for little May-Ling, Dorothy’s fictional adopted child in Blanche’s storytale version of a future life with the adulterous Elliot. Dorothy would be humiliated when she found out Elliott was bonking practically every woman at the Country Club. If you don’t believe me, ask the Towel Lady. 

[BookThief]

N is for the Noodlehead in the red dress they kept talking about. Could it be code?

[Ria]

O is for obituary. “Blanche Devereaux, 65”. Blanche: “65!?” Dorothy: “And dead”

Edited April 14, 2019 by Ria

[Miss Chevious]

P is for Pigpen Johannsen, another one of St. Olaf’s colorful characters.

[GGFan]

Q is for “queer” because after all people don’t say queer anymore they say gay  🙂

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R is for the three R’s: “Reading, ‘riting, and running around the bed”

[MoistestCake]

L is for Lenny Briscoe who sleeps with Dorothy 

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S is for St. Gustaf, sister city to St. Olaf.

[BookThief]

T is for the TV Sophia was going to buy Dorothy and Dorothy was going to buy Sophia. And sometimes they can all get together and watch that new show, Make Room for Daddy (which starred Danny Thomas, who is not a lesbian, and Sid Melton who played Sal).

[Miss Chevious]

U is for Underwear. Specifically Blanche’s, which can be found on the bottom of many piles in the greater Miami area. 

[Ria]

V is for vows. As in Dorothy’s “I do vow too.” “ I do vow too.” “I feel like one of the Shirelles.”  How could that wedding ceremony go wrong? 

Edited April 26, 2019 by Ria

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W is for Wose. Specifically when Rose has the esophageal spasm and thinks she dies and goes to heaven which was an enormous train station and she saw her Uncle Johannsen, who died when he got hit in the mouth with a steam shovel. She hears him say, "Wose, is that weally you?" (She was so happy to see a familiar face....at least from the nose up!)

[BookThief]

X is for...eXit (just go with it). Dorothy made multiple returns in the final episode but eventually had a final eXit when all the ladies realized she was really gone for good that time.

[Irate Panda]

Y is for Yutz 

[Ria]

Z is for the Zorro Mask Blanche says’s was almost knocked off her late night date when Sophia’s nurse entered at a most inopportune time.