Golden Girls Alphabet Game

[Cobalt Stargazer]

N is for Nun, which Sophia sort of schemed to become after her friend passed away.

[LilWharveyGal]

O is for Ol' Blue Eyes, and Dorothy's unfortunate decision to scalp her extra tickets to an undercover cop.

[What In The]

P is for purse, where Dorthy stashed Rose's chipped beef in (Sophia's) instead of just telling Rose it was nasty.

[Cherpumple]

Q is for butter Queen, and the churn-tampering scandal that rocked St. Olaf. 

[Miss Chevious]

R is for Reunion. The GG's passing themselves off as other people at East Miami High's reunion, a school that none of them actually attended.

[camom]

S is for the sandwiches (bacon, lettuce & potato) that Rose and Sophia tried to sell.  That is until Johnny No Thumbs showed up.

[Maherjunkie]

T is for Mister Terrific's scheme to win back his job.

[Miss Chevious]

U is for Underhanded. Sophia's renting out the house during the Citrus Festival without Blanche's knowledge.

V is for Vaughn. The Girls falling for actor Patrick Vaughan led to deception and betrayal. "You slept with the Sheriff?!"

[Cherpumple]

W is for the wedding that the girls tried to get back on track to save their ill-conceived catering business, even though the groom had cheated on the bride.

[Cherpumple]

X is for the X-ray and other medical tests that Stan asked Sophia to fail so they could sue the baseball park after she was hit on the head with a stray ball.

[LilWharveyGal]

Y is for Sophia's decision to set the Yutz up with Gloria, even going so far as to send her flowers in his name.

[Maherjunkie]

Z is for zilch Sophia spent on Dorothy so she could leave it to her in her will.  More of a sin of omission than a lie.

[camom]

Next topic, Maherjunkie?

[Maherjunkie]

This may be difficult but how about movement?  Dancing, pratfalls, sexual grooves.

[Miss Chevious]

A is for the acrobatic moves Blanche is reputed to have, she did date the Flying Fenelli Brothers after all.

[FormerMod-a1]

B is for the Ballroom dance contents they all entered, where Rose ended up doing dancing alone and doing flips.

[camom]

C is for Cartwheel.  The last time Dorothy did one was the day she dropped Sophia off at Shady Pines.

[LilWharveyGal]

D is for the Dirty Dancing number Rose and Blanche performed.

[Cherpumple]

E is for Eddie, the unlikely sex god whom Sophia jumped on after Dorothy dumped him.

 

F is for Freddie Peterson...it was so good THEY NAMED IT!!!

[Kiddvideo]

G is for Gloria gettin it on with Stan. She must've had some rhythm in the sack to snare 2 rich men.

 

(And I checked air dates. Stan got rich off the Zborney in season 6 before the hurricane in season 7.)

[LilWharveyGal]

H is for the hand wave that accompanied Dorothy's, "Bon appetit."

[Maherjunkie]

I is for the icky way Elliot touched Blanche.

[camom]

J is for Blanche being Jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.

[Miss Chevious]

K is for the Klarkevitch Bros. juggling act in the variety show. "Is better with my brother."

[camom]

L is for Rose's parents only playing Leap Frog when she walked in on them in bed.

[Miss Chevious]

M is for Making Strudel which was Rosespeak for well...you know.

[LilWharveyGal]

N is for Dorothy and Lucas rubbing noses.

[Kiddvideo]

OY! The Holy man fell down and needed help.

[What In The]

P is for Blanche politely waving over Bobby Joe with her foot.

[LilWharveyGal]

Q is for that quivering thing Eddie does with his mouth.

[Kiddvideo]

R is for Sophia running in the marathon.

[Miss Chevious]

S is for the Splits which was Rose's final move in her Dance Marathon solo.

T is for the Tip Tap Trio which was the name of their tap dance group until Dorothy injured herself.

[Cherpumple]

U is for the udders that brush Rose's forehead every time she tries to count cows to try and get to sleep.

[Kiddvideo]

V is for the nudists playing volleyball.

[Cherpumple]

W is for Blanche wrapping her legs around her partner's neck while she do-si-dos in dirty dancing class. 

[LilWharveyGal]

X is for the eXercises the girls did at the gym.  Jackhammer!  Whirlybirds!

[LilWharveyGal]

Y is for the Yutz making basketball dribbling and shooting moves when he was supposed to be recovering in bed.

[Serendipity]

Z is for Madame Zelda for seeing a man kneeling over a woman in a nurse's uniform, writhing and screaming.

[Kiddvideo]

Z is for Madame Zelda for seeing a man kneeling over a woman in a nurse's uniform, writhing and screaming.

What topic would you like next, Serendipity?

[Serendipity]

I get to pick? Cool!

How about men in the girls' lives? Family included. Was this done (i did not see)?

[Bastet]

A is for Arnie, Rose's first sexual partner after a very long post-Charlie dry spell.

[Serendipity]

B is for Billy, Bobby or Ben who took Blanche's virginity that night under the dogwood tree, the air thick with perfume.

[camom]

C is obviously for Charlie, Rose's sweet husband who was a lousy businessman.

[BookThief]

D is for Dennis, Dorothy's son-in-law who turned out to be a bit of a cad, just like Stan.

[Cobalt Stargazer]

E is for Eddie, the guy with a cappucino maker under the sheets.

[BookThief]

F is for Frank Leahy who was not leaving the Church to date Dorothy, even though she dressed up like the mother of a Solid Gold Dancer.

[Kiddvideo]

G is for Glen O'Brien, Dorothy's married lover who got her to have sex in broad daylight.

[Miss Chevious]

H is for Harry, the would-be bigamist Blanche almost married.

Edited April 9, 2015 by Miss Chevious

[Cobalt Stargazer]

I is for Isaac Q. Newton, the fake guy that turned out to be real.

[AndySmith]

J is for Jerry, the widower who taught Blance that there is nothing sexier than a first kiss, and made her feel like a lady.