Miss Chevious March 1, 2015 Share March 1, 2015 S is for Sexy, Sexy, Sexy Which Blanche knows she is Which Dorothy hopes she is Which Rose is afraid she is Which Sophia is too old to care if she is Link to comment
Maherjunkie March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 S is for sexy grandma, who a lot of people miss. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 T is for Travel and Theater, which all of the girls could claim as hobbies on their profile. Link to comment
Maherjunkie March 2, 2015 Share March 2, 2015 U is for unparalleled ability to satisfy a man, V is for vixen. Link to comment
FormerMod-a1 March 2, 2015 Author Share March 2, 2015 X is for the Xylophone that Rose is sure to have. Link to comment
camom March 3, 2015 Share March 3, 2015 Y is for the Young woman that Blanche will claim to be. Link to comment
Maherjunkie March 3, 2015 Share March 3, 2015 Z is zest for life, applying to both Sophia and Blanche in particular. How about how their lives might be different without children/husbands/sisters? Link to comment
LilWharveyGal March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 How about how their lives might be different without children/husbands/sisters? Do you mean like an alternate GG universe? A is for Appetizers at the Hacienda Hut, which Dorothy could have bought and enjoyed herself if there had been no Michael to take her money. Link to comment
Maherjunkie March 5, 2015 Share March 5, 2015 Yes, and what life would be if they didn't know each other. Link to comment
Miss Chevious March 5, 2015 Share March 5, 2015 Boring. Without any children, husbands or sisters to supply the drama, not to mention create a lot of storylines for the show. Dorothy and Stan's relationship alone provided a lot of material for many of the episodes. Link to comment
Maherjunkie March 5, 2015 Share March 5, 2015 C is for cheese cake they'd have to eat alone. If narrowing down to each other helps I can bend to that. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal March 5, 2015 Share March 5, 2015 (edited) D is for Dorothy, who wouldn't even exist if Sophia hadn't had children. (Unless she really was switched at birth...) Edited March 5, 2015 by LilWharveyGal Link to comment
Maherjunkie March 5, 2015 Share March 5, 2015 E is for Esther Weinstock whose funeral Sophia might have missed without Dorothy to take her. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal March 5, 2015 Share March 5, 2015 F is for the Fiance Blanche would have married if she hadn't met George at the University Club Cotillion. Link to comment
Maherjunkie March 5, 2015 Share March 5, 2015 G is for the sauce that wouldn't be GGGreat! if Sophia and Rose hadn't met. Link to comment
Miss Chevious March 5, 2015 Share March 5, 2015 H is for the hockey stick Dorothy would still have if the other GGs hadn't made her sell it in the garage sale. Link to comment
What In The March 5, 2015 Share March 5, 2015 I is for that Igloo story The girls wouldn't have to hear if Rose hadn't been there. The one about St. Olaf's first Eskimo family. Link to comment
Miss Chevious March 6, 2015 Share March 6, 2015 J is for the jewelry they wouldn't have borrowed from each other if they hadn't met. Link to comment
Maherjunkie March 6, 2015 Share March 6, 2015 K is for not knowing Captain Kangaroo's schedule if they didn't know Rose who swiped the daily planner by mistake. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 L is for Laszlo, who would only have had Blanche as a model for his sculpture if she hadn't known Dorothy and Rose. Link to comment
AndySmith March 9, 2015 Share March 9, 2015 M is for the Madonna concert they wouldn't have attended if they didn't know each other. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal March 10, 2015 Share March 10, 2015 N is for Nurse Defarge, who could have catered to Sophia's whims indefinitely if the other girls hadn't been there to have their nocturnal activities disturbed. Link to comment
What In The March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 O is for the operation Dorthy wouldn't have had (on her foot) if she had not been in the dance class with Rose and Blanche. Remember, she'd had the problem for years but only got operated on after she had the problem in class. Link to comment
Maherjunkie March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 P is for PFheiifer, who the girls would not know if they didn't share a neighbor or were motivated to care by each other. Link to comment
camom March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 Q is for Sophia being Zulu Queen of the Dwarf People. She never would have made that up if Rose, a person she lived with, hadn't asked her what her name was. Link to comment
Miss Chevious March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 R is for the Rusty Anchor, a place Dorothy would have never gone to if it weren't for Blanche. Link to comment
AndySmith March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 S is for St. Gustav, the sister city of St. Olaf. Why, if that wild madcap city (you must have heard of it, "The City That Never Naps"?) had never existed, the citizens of St. Olaf would have never known to come in out of the rain... Link to comment
LilWharveyGal March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 T is for Truby, who could have been Blanche's roommate after all if the other girls hadn't lived there. Link to comment
camom March 11, 2015 Share March 11, 2015 U is for Blanche's Uncle Lucas, who Dorothy obviously would never have met if she didn't know Blanche. And they lived happily ever after. Link to comment
Miss Chevious March 12, 2015 Share March 12, 2015 V is for Viedenflugen. Blanche never would have known the meaning of the word if it weren't for Rose. Or had Rose read the paper to her while massaging her feet. Link to comment
What In The March 13, 2015 Share March 13, 2015 W is for wedding (Blanche's that was ruined in season 1 pilot) that would have devistated her completely is the others hadn't been there. Link to comment
Maherjunkie March 13, 2015 Share March 13, 2015 X is for seX that wouldn't happen if Dorothy hadn't met Uncle Lucas. So good she named it! Link to comment
Miss Chevious March 14, 2015 Share March 14, 2015 (edited) Y is for Young. Blanche felt positively youthful compared to Dorothy & Rose and told them so more than once. Without them, that would not have happened. Z is for Zingers. Without Dorothy, Blanche and Rose, Sophia wouldn't have had such easy targets to let loose on. For the next topic, how about listing shady decisions or outrageous schemes perpetrated by the Girls. Edited March 14, 2015 by Miss Chevious Link to comment
Miss Chevious March 14, 2015 Share March 14, 2015 A is for artwork. The Girls' plan to "buy low, sell high" on an original work of art by Jasper DeKimmel, backfired when Sophia prolonged his life. Link to comment
Bastet March 14, 2015 Share March 14, 2015 B is for breeding minks. B is also for Baby, the pig Dorothy and Blanche were (temporarily) willing to let suffer so they could get their hands on his inheritance. Link to comment
What In The March 14, 2015 Share March 14, 2015 C is for cheesecake that would have never been eaten. Link to comment
Bastet March 14, 2015 Share March 14, 2015 We've moved on to another topic, What in The -- shady decisions or outrageous schemes perpetrated by the Girls. Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer March 14, 2015 Share March 14, 2015 C is for Sophia's Crazy idea to buy a prizefighter. 1 Link to comment
AndySmith March 14, 2015 Share March 14, 2015 D is for Dorothy having Blanche as a last minute dance partner in the dance-a-thon. Nothing against it in the rulebook, but still pretty shady (and I do think they were doing it more to spite Rose at that point than to actually win). Link to comment
camom March 16, 2015 Share March 16, 2015 E is for Rose saving the egg yolks to give to homeless people. "You're heart's in the right place, Rose, but I don't know where the hell your brain is." 1 Link to comment
Miss Chevious March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 F is for Fidel Santiago. Blanche and Sophia's plan to simultaneously date him went awry when he died. Link to comment
Kiddvideo March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 G is for Sophia pretending to be Charlie's ghost and causing Rose to break up with Miles. Forgetting the character assassination wrought upon us by Golden Palace, Miles was very good to Rose, and Sophia was just a mean old lady like the paperboy said. Link to comment
What In The March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 (edited) 'H is for Dorthy and Blanche handwriting letters from"Issac Newton"to Rose. Edited March 17, 2015 by What In The Link to comment
LilWharveyGal March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 I is for Blanche's incarcerated pen pal, Merrill. How could she have thought that was a good idea?! 1 Link to comment
Miss Chevious March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 J is for Jail. Having that drink in their hotel lobby before seeing Burt Reynolds led the Girls to a night behind bars. Link to comment
roseslg March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 @AndySmith, that was Dorothy and Rose who teamed up. Blanche stole someone else's date when hers cranked out. Link to comment
Kiddvideo March 18, 2015 Share March 18, 2015 K is knees, which Johnny No Thumbs was going to lose if he kept hassling Sophia and Rose for selling bacon, lettuce and potato sandwiches. (I thought Dorothy and Blanche teamed up, too. I can't find a clip, though.) Link to comment
Cherpumple March 18, 2015 Share March 18, 2015 L is for the lottery ticket that the girls wanted to take back from the homeless shelter, before they thought better of it and gave it as a donation. Link to comment
Miss Chevious March 18, 2015 Share March 18, 2015 M is for Married Man. Dorothy's dating Glenn O'Brien was a shady decision. And the one time Rose dated a married man, he died in her bed! M is also for Mercedes. Blanche's scheme to meet men by selling a car caused her to have a bunch of disgruntled men in her living room. M was such a good letter, had to do two! Link to comment
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