S09.E03: Don't Kiss On the First Wedding Night

[humbleopinion]

After being married less than a full day, each spouse meets alone with their Stranger in Laws. Then off to an Antigua honeymoon for the 4 pairs.

[humbleopinion]

JerrySeinfeld meets with Ronnie and Drema.

Jealous Ronnie will probably assert his emotional ownership of Big Red Chardonnay...

 Hoping Jamie will say...okay, but I had sweaty sexy time with your baby girl  last night....and this morning...and right before I met you two for breakfast....

Keith meets with Iris' Dad, Tony and Mother Renee.

Matt meets with Amber's Auntie, her Dad and Mother.

Greg meets with Deonna's Dad and Mother.

Beth met with her, FIL, MIL, BIl, SIL.

Amber met with Dermot Mulroney, and the 2 other dudes.

 Deonna met with Greg's Mother and Sister.

Edited June 27, 2019 by humbleopinion

[lu1535]

Do you want to bet the first thing Keith says to Iris as they get in the nuptial bed is "Umm, so my mom says you're a virgin..............." 😉

[Kareem]

I really liked Deonna's dad on wedding day.  Can't imagine why I'm always surprised when people on this show are nice, friendly, normal...  Looking forward to the meetings.

[Retired at last]

Did anyone else see the clip from tonight's show where Jamie is meeting with Big Red's parents and nutcase father says that Jamie will never get Red's heart because it is and always will be his (dad's)? Jamie is already asking what kind of relationship this is between them. We say that the participants aren't vetted enough - do the "experts" ever meet the families???? This man is psycho!

[humbleopinion]

Go to SM, Specs and Spoiler thread to discuss clips from the tonite's show that haven't been seen yet...

Edited June 26, 2019 by humbleopinion

[LilaFowler]

I wonder how many relationships Father Elizabeth has sabotaged? That could be a big reason she's single at 30 40.

[Soup333]

Okay I’m not gonna be able to watch the Unfiltered with Jamie and Elizabeth. These two personalities together...nah. Not enough wine hard liquor in the house. 

Edited June 27, 2019 by Soup333
Drink not strong enough. Ugh.

[PityFree]

 I just need to state that if breathtakingly beautiful Keith and Iris have such trouble dating that they have to go on a reality TV show to get married, there is no hope for the rest of us.

Kidding. But only sort of. I will feel a lot better if they turn out I have awful personalities or are dumb.

[humbleopinion]

 Keith and Iris cannot take a bad photo....

Clinging to the hope they are vile, selfish and smell bad.....we need to level the playing field for the rest of us....

 It is like that Twilight episode...the gauze comes off their faces and achingly attractive Iris and Keith are revealed.

We are the medical doctors and nurses with the twisted faces and snouts...

Edited June 29, 2019 by humbleopinion

[Mercolleen]

Father Elizabeth is disturbing.

[PityFree]

Love Deonna’s tennis shoes under her dress!

[Brooklynista]

Ha! They don't have each others phone numbers. Too cute.

Black girl secret coming: these sistergirls are going to be sorry in the morning if they don't wrap their damn hair before bed. I'm sorry but America would know that first about me.

Edited June 27, 2019 by Brooklynista

[Ohwell]

Iris to Keith:  tell me a secret on national television.

[Mercolleen]

Calm down, Amber. I'm getting ready to cringe.

[Kareem]

28 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

 Keith and Iris cannot take a bad photo....

Clinging to the hope they are vile, selfish and smell bad.....we need to level the playing field for the rest of us....

OK so she looks great without make up, she’s honest and he’s not pushy.  Perfect finds perfect.  Tonight, anyway.  

[Ohwell]

16 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Ha! They don't have each others phone numbers. Too cute.

Black girl secret coming: these sistergirls are going to be sorry in the morning if they don't wrap their damn hair before bed. I'm sorry but America would know that first about me.

Iris must have heard you!  She wrapped that head up.

[Brooklynista]

Just now, Ohwell said:

Iris must have heard you!  She wrapped that head up.

That's what I'm talking about! I knew i liked this girl.

[PityFree]

 Did they really just write Iris’s profession under her name onscreen as “27-year-old virgin”?

[Mercolleen]

Iris and Keith in their glasses! So cute it makes me mad!

[Straycat80]

I wish we would know more about Iris aside from the constant ‘I’m a virgin’ statements. 

[Soup333]

Iris and Keith have awesome glasses. 

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 Did they really just write Iris’s profession under her name onscreen as “27-year-old virgin”?

I noticed that too. And Amber is ‘the tomboy’. 

[humbleopinion]

Dammit, they are adorable in their glasses....

Impossible to find a bad angle...it is like they are draped with puppies and kittens....

Edited June 27, 2019 by humbleopinion

[Ohwell]

9 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Did they really just write Iris’s profession under her name onscreen as “27-year-old virgin”?

Yup.  That's her hook. 

I do wonder if she's too hyper for Keith though.  Maybe sex will calm her down.

[Ohwell]

I think Amber is tomboyishly cute but I don't think Matt is attracted to her.

[PityFree]

 Hey Elizabeth, if you have to tell people you’re quirky, you’re not quirky— you’re annoying.

[Soup333]

Elizabeth describes herself as bubbly and quirky. Clearly someone has been blowing her head up instead of telling her she’s annoying as hell. 

Edited June 27, 2019 by Soup333
Wrong bride!

[Mercolleen]

Elizabeth, truly quirky people don't describe themselves as quirky because they are too busy being quirky to try and impress people with their quirkiness. You are just annoying.

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 Hey Elizabeth, if you have to tell people you’re quirky, you’re not quirky— you’re annoying.

JINX!

[PityFree]

 Elizabeth’s dad has serious issues. Very inappropriate. 

[Kareem]

Jamie must think he’s entered the twilight zone.  Her father should seek help.  Not good.  

[humbleopinion]

If Iris is liking the sex then she most likely will be revved up and will be the opposite of calm....in the sack.....

 Amber wants Matt so badly she is twitchy....

[meligator]

Elizabeth's mom seems quite over it.  Poor woman

Spoiler

[Straycat80]

Elizabeth’s dad is a weirdo. 

Really Iris? Her first words to her new MIL are ‘ I’m a virgin”. 

[humbleopinion]

Drema doesn't even bat an eyelash....she has heard all this jealous ownership Ronnie has with Big Red Chardonnay....her breakfast is getting cold....

[Ohwell]

I liked Deonna's parents, especially how her father corrected himself and called her Greg's wife instead of his daughter.

[PityFree]

 I don’t think Iris is ever going to have sex. Her her whole identity is wrapped up in being a virgin. 

[Ohwell]

I still think that the "experts" should have told Keith beforehand that Iris was a V.  But then there wouldn't have been any drama.  

[meligator]

Iris's dad is about to become overprotective father - hopefully not to the degree of Elizabeth's - shockingly they are full fledged adults and dads need to back off.

[Soup333]

Doesn’t Elizabeth have siblings? Sisters? Is the father this wildly inappropriate with all of them? Or is just this daughter that he has a special relationship with? 

[Ohwell]

There's my silver hottie Dermot Mulroney!  

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

There's my silver hottie Dermot Mulroney!  

We can double-date ... I'll take the bearded friend on the left.

[Ohwell]

5 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

We can double-date ... I'll take the bearded friend on the left.

It's a date!

[PityFree]

Ewww. Matt is a mumbler. Very annoying.

[aphroditewitch]

I dislike Elizabeth's dad so much. He has done her such a disservice by encouraging her to be dependent on him. 

[Mercolleen]

We're all going to watch Marrying Millions, right?

[PityFree]

Her is what I predict for Matt and Amber: disaster since Matt has probably never had to put out any effort to get relationships. As a skilled athlete, he has probably had women throw themselves at him since he was on the Junior high b-ball team. The instant the marriage requires effort, he’ll bail.

[Soup333]

4 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

We're all going to watch Marrying Millions, right?

I will pass. But I will say the young girl with the older rich guys is earning her money. 

[Gem 10]

I don’t like Elizabeth’s Dad at all.  He had a hell of a nerve talking like that.  This was Elizabeth’s choice to do this.  She is not a child.  He is a wacho.

[Soup333]

Elizabeth is so fake.