S23.E04: Week 4 - Singapore

[OnceSane]

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The group travels to Singapore; Tayisha and Colton bungee jump; 13 women explore the city, visiting and leech therapy center and trying different foods; Colton takes Caelynn shopping.

Airs January 28, 2019.

[JenE4]

Harrison “accidentally” calling Hannah “Caelynn”!

[saber5055]

Random B-ette: "Me and Colton." Great start to the show.

Colton: "Singapore is amazing. It has lights and buildings."

[Mu Shu]

Aren’t these ladies dressed skimpily for Singapore?

i really like Tayshia.  

[saber5055]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Harrison “accidentally” calling Hannah “Caelynn”!

Even he can't tell the difference.

[tennisgurl]

Wow, lights! AND building! This place has it all!

[timesywimesy]

Wow, HD TV does pageant Hannah’s skin no favors! 

[JenE4]

Nope. Nope. Nope. 1,000 feet?!? Oh, hell no! 

[saber5055]

Colton is such a dimwit. He doesn't know if he's afraid of heights. He's never been anywhere that's "tall" before. Now he's freaking out!

But first, he and Tayshia FREAKED OUT! because they got their finger tips wet when the tide came in! OMG! Like they didn't know water was wet, and the ocean contains ... OMG! WATER!

Gah. This show needs to contain a warning that it could cause stoopidity if viewers watch/listen too closely.

Oh: Nice crotch close up of Tayshia, camera person. *drink*

Edited January 29, 2019 by saber5055

[tennisgurl]

Colton really doesent get out much, does he?

[Ms Blue Jay]

Jeez, Tayshia's body is incredible.

I'd never go bungee jumping, not for anyone.

Sinagpore looks beautiful and it's recently featured in the movie "Crazy Rich Asians".

Edited January 29, 2019 by Ms Blue Jay

[nutty1]

I missed 2 minutes. Was Tayasha divorced? She is so pretty with a rocking body and seems quite nice. 

[Mu Shu]

My god I may become a right reasoner.  I’m digging Colton and Tayshia.  

[Ms Blue Jay]

Yes, that's right.  She was with someone for 6 years, (not sure dating or married), and she said in the past year and a half she had it rough because she was getting a divorce.  She married her first boyfriend she said.

Colton was sweet and said that his parents are divorced, so her reasons for doing so are the right reasons for her and he understands and said something like no one can judge.

Edited January 29, 2019 by Ms Blue Jay

[saber5055]

7 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Colton really doesent get out much, does he?

The understatement of the year.

Oh! Preview shows a Bachelor Handshake!

Oh! Preview shows Colton calls a b-ette "the cancer of the house." That's harsh, man.

Just now, Ms Blue Jay said:

She married her first boyfriend she said.

She did not mention why she got the divorce though, did she? That's something I'd like to hear ... from both sides.

[tennisgurl]

I do actually like Colton and Tayshia, they seem like a nice fit. The conversation about divorce was sweet and surprisingly real, especially from a franchise where everyone seems to brag about how they're parents have been together for 800 years or something.

[JenE4]

That was some pretty dramatic, sorrowful music for a divorce reveal. But, fear not, the music turns uplifting once Colton gives his approval, as his own parents are divorced.

[saber5055]

Demi riding piggyback = Colton's babysitting his little sister.

There's a Heather? Who knew?

[JenE4]

Demi sprints in full speed for a bachelor handshake—so fast, in fact, that all 85 lbs of her nearly knocks the wind out of Colton.

[Ms Blue Jay]

"IS THIS EVEN UP TO CODE" 

[saber5055]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

That was some pretty dramatic, sorrowful music for a divorce reveal. But, fear not, the music turns uplifting once Colton gives his approval, as his own parents are divorced.

Yeay! For Divorce! Good to know Colton's all for it. Not that it's a red flag or anything.

[nutty1]

Is Heather “never been kissed “?

[Mabinogia]

4 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Demi riding piggyback = Colton's babysitting his little sister.

Interesting they went from that to leeches. Just saying. 

[Ms Blue Jay]

Hannah (the crazy one) superficially is very cute.  If you ignore her personality.  But the way she's acting and always smiling, and Kaelynn's comments about her make me wary.

It reminds me of that bit in "Seinfeld".  Kramer says that this woman Toby is always positive, and Elaine replies "Of course she is.  She's deranged."

19 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Demi riding piggyback = Colton's babysitting his little sister.

Actually I'm pretty sure Cassie is his sister

[JenE4]

Now we know why they sprung for a big trip to Singapore. Where can we go to have a Fear Factor type of date where we can convince the girls it’s cultural?

[nutty1]

I think Sydney is very pretty. 

[dizzyd]

Damn, that earring must have hypnotic powers!

[Mu Shu]

I do not like Hannah big tooth.

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Now we know why they sprung for a big trip to Singapore. Where can we go to have a Fear Factor type of date where we can convince the girls it’s cultural?

No kidding. If some dude wanted to stick leeches on me and make me eat an eyeball to prove I'm "adventurous" and therefore might qualify to be his wife ... dude, I ain't interested in being your wife.

Watching Colton in Singapore makes me feel like I'm watching a bunch of high schoolers on an after-prom date. I think I'm way too old for this season. Meaning, I'm over 18.

[jette]

OMG  Cassie looks like Colton and was his sister in a previous life which Colton totally believes...and he kisses her anyway. Ewwww!

[JenE4]

If Cassie and Colton were supposedly brother and sister in another life, would that make them soul mates? They have a special connection across eternity or whatnot? 

[clubsauce]

I love every season when they do the jumping off a building-rappelling-cliff-diving metaphor for the leap of faith that is marriage because SORRY, NO ITS NOT AT ALL LIKE THAT, DUMMIES.

[Mu Shu]

The prison mom reveal.  Colton’s going to have to pick her up in the rain. 

[Ms Blue Jay]

I don't get what the whole Demi versus Courtney thing.  Demi's right, not that I like her, really.  Courtney really thinks she can play hard to get in this situation.

Demi's really assertive.  I give her props.  Assertive with Colton but also with Courtney.

Wow, all the other women had to encourage and push Courtney to even talk to him.  Jesus.

Courtney has amazing legs though!

Edited January 29, 2019 by Ms Blue Jay

[saber5055]

If someone I was "dating" told me her mom was in federal prison, I'd at least ask why. (And if it's hereditary. Ha ha.)

Do we know why?

[nutty1]

Courtney’s nickname must be Eeyore!

[alexa]

I just don’t know how anyone can kiss someone after they have been kissing someone else just a moment ago. It just seems gross. I know this comes up every season but sometimes it is still hard to comprehend. 

[saber5055]

Gah, Courtney obviously has never watched this franchise. WTH. Confronting Demi accomplishes nothing ... although it does get her more air time and a possible invite to BIP. So there's that.

[Mabinogia]

I have no time for contestants who expect the Bachelor to go chasing after them. Why would he? He's got a dozen or so options that seem way more interested in getting into his pants...um, getting to know him. 

[Armchair Critic]

I guess 'mom in prison' trumps 'divorce' for the rose.

[saber5055]

Demi: "Courtney puts the ass in class."

Like you saying that plus flipping the bird doesn't make YOU an ass? More like a class-less ass.

Demi = rose. Colton is so easily manipulated. Ya'll need a mom in the fed pen if you want a rose I guess.

[Ms Blue Jay]

12 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I guess 'mom in prison' trumps 'divorce' for the rose.

Huh?  Tayshia got a rose too.

[tennisgurl]

Demi just rambles on while the rest of the girls roll their eyes lol

[Ms Blue Jay]

24 minutes ago, jette said:

OMG  Cassie looks like Colton and was his sister in a previous life which Colton totally believes...and he kisses her anyway. Ewwww!

He said he was kidding and that he actually doesn't believe in it.

[Mu Shu]

Courtney better watch out.  Demi’s prison mom probably knows how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush.  

[EllenB]

You know it's bad when Ms. Obnoxious is right about something.  But Ms. Hangdog is also getting on MY last nerve.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Ms Blue Jay said:

Huh?  Tayshia got a rose too.

I just tuned in, did not know. I just can't get into it this season so have it on for background noise. 

[tennisgurl]

Their whole date is shopping? I mean....ok....

[JenE4]

So the producers tell Courtney that Colton is waiting “up here” for her, but they set it up so she’d confront Demi. What did they make Colton shimmy down the gutter or something so he wouldn’t run into Courtney in the stairwell? Yes, it was stupid of Courtney to sit there stewing all night, but the producers really set it up for her to have no chance at the end, wasting her time with Demi. I really need a “Love After Lockup” crossover special where we see Demi’s mom get released from prison.

[nutty1]

Damn, she does look gorgeous in everything!!