S07.E19: Mike & Joey

[GaT]

Airs 11/29/18 

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Nev and co-host Jane Carrey help aspiring sugar baby Mike choose between his Los Angeles life of leisure and his deep affection for the mysterious Joey, a broke mechanic he fell in love with on Grindr.

 

Edited November 29, 2018 by GaT

[MrsSmartyPants]

😴😴😴

 

this show, without Max is ... meh. 

[GaT]

The level of hate I have for that simpering, bad fake baked, little bitch Mike & his tiny shorts is off the charts. When the other guy looked at him & said "you're covered in Cheetos", I lmao.

Edited November 30, 2018 by GaT

[LotusFlower]

3 hours ago, GaT said:

The level of hate I have for that simpering, bad fake baked, little bitch Mike & his tiny shorts is off the charts. When the other guy looked at him & said "you're covered in Cheetos". I lmao.

I've never seen such an unlikable catfishee.  It was probably all an act, but still, his older self will be very, very ashamed.

[Giuseppe]

Mike was a complete embarrassment, and not nearly as cute as he thinks he is.

[GaT]

1 hour ago, Giuseppe said:

Mike was a complete embarrassment, and not nearly as cute as he thinks he is.

And another thing, this show really needed Max. Max would have told Mike he wasn't nearly as hot as he thought he was & to get over himself. Nev just keeps doing his "let's get closure" crap & it's not working.

[athousandclowns]

He wants to be kept by a rich man and the first gift will be a tooth that's missing.  Yeah you are real hot  number buddy.  

I don't know how Nev's eyes didn't roll all the way back. He was/is a cartoon character. 

Edited December 4, 2018 by athousandclowns

[Spike]

No sun block, hello cancer.

Unfortunate that Carrey’s daughter inherited his face.  Same thing happened to Billy Joel’s daughter.  Imagine your mom is a supermodel and you look like Billy Joel.

The silver lining was no Mrs. Nev.

[cmfran]

Mike was the worst. And my underwear provides more coverage than his "shorts" did. I'm guessing he'll be back in Connecticut before too long.

[Arthur Jury]

Mike doesn't need a Sugar Daddy, he needs a Sugar DENTIST

[terrymct]

23 hours ago, MrsSmartyPants said:

😴😴😴

 

this show, without Max is ... meh. 

At least Nev's wife wasn't the co-host.   It did seem awkward, though, when Nev was trying to tout Jane Carrey's accomplishments and talents.    She came in 12th in the Hollywood tryouts for American Idol!  OMG, bless her heart.    She seems like a nice enough young woman but she didn't really add much.   On the plus side, she's not Nev's wife so there's that.

[ForReal]

I've often been embarrassed that I watch this show, but viewing this episode made me ashamed. This guy was terrible, I don't know why they filmed an episode with him. I liked Mikey so much more. Even at the end, Mike said they are friendly now, and Mikey said he's purged himself and moved on. Mike can't be real to save his life.

[hookedontv]

It’s bad enough that there’s no Max, but then the first episode is with this guy who was so OTT and just a cartoon character. Ugh.  

[LuvMyShows]

On 11/30/2018 at 10:39 AM, terrymct said:

At least Nev's wife wasn't the co-host.   It did seem awkward, though, when Nev was trying to tout Jane Carrey's accomplishments and talents.    She came in 12th in the Hollywood tryouts for American Idol!  OMG, bless her heart.    She seems like a nice enough young woman but she didn't really add much.   On the plus side, she's not Nev's wife so there's that.

I have watched every single episode of this show, and this was far and away the absolute worst episode I have ever seen.  I'm ashamed to admit but usually after the catfishee has told their story, I am genuinely curious and excited to see what unfolds.  However, there was nothing, at all, to this story, other than an unwillingness to be seen in person.  That's it.  A giant nothingburger.  The most boring story ever.  It almost seemed like a situation where they were trying to showcase Mike as an up-and-coming personality star, but then he was too OTT in his put-downs of Mikey.  Also the whole Desiray thing made no sense whatsoever, in terms of their extreme suspicion and over-involvement with her. And Jane seemed like a genuinely nice person, but, yeah, she didn't add anything as a co-host. 

[Beantown Gal]

As others have stated, Mike comes across as a horrible person and IS a horrible Catfishee! I say comes across because I read his actions as hoping to get his own reality show. His extremely high opinion of himself would definitely make him think this would happen. Granted it would be work, but he would become a beloved celebrity with everyone fawning over him (yeah, right!).

I agree Carrey's daughter comes across as a very genuine and likable person, I really liked her but also agree she didn't bring much as a co-host. That said, I feel like she might have brought more if it wasn't with this clown's episode.

[cooksdelight]

I watched the rerun just now, they are BOTH horrible people. The abuse of the word “like” was killing me.

[pinkandsparkly13]

I hadn't watched this episode before and I am now, and I'm like is this Mike guy trying to be Megan from the old shows on VH1? Lol Rock of Love originally, and I Love Money, Charmed School. Did any of y'all watch those? A couple of things he said were almost identical to what she said on one of the shows. She said she wanted to be a top of the line trophy wife and she couldn't wait to get back to her great life of laying out and tanning and eating sushi and tanning. Lol I was thinking did he just watch that, is she his inspiration? 

[HunterHunted]

How does the largely terrible Mike not realize that his teeth are a mess, his face is mediocre, he's scrawny, he's dumb and vapid, and his tanning is going to give him melanoma? He's skinny and young, but not hot. He's also completely charmless. Someone needed to turn to this moron and let him know that he's not hot enough to get away with being this superficial, stupid, and boring.

And this dumb ex-friend who was trying to humiliate...you know what I hate this episode. It's 2 wannabes thinking they are cute enough to catapult their basic bullshit to the top of the Catfish stratosphere.

Edited September 28, 2019 by HunterHunted