S05.E10: Week 6: Season Finale

[OnceSane]

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A romantic date goes well until the female model is asked to change into a wedding dress; a suitor shows up for the rose ceremony still disappointed over the conversation with his girlfriend the night before.

Airs September 10, 2018.

[Mu Shu]

Just in case this sucks, and it will, I have a video to watch on YouTube of a woman washing her T shirts in a laundromat, and another mopping her kitchen floor.

[Armchair Critic]

With all the prep time Jordan and Robbie put into their hair, I don't think they will want it to get mussed up in a fight.

[Stan39]

Why bring someone new on this late? We’ve already seen Jordan jealous. Twice

 

i kind of hope Annaliese gets engaged at the end of all this. THAT would be the most dramatic ending in the history of the Bachelor franchise. Most bizarre at least. 

[CindyBee]

Can't believe we finally made it to the end.   Feel like the last few weeks have dragged on and on and on

[Armchair Critic]

The photographer... finally Jordan meets somebody more flamboyant than himself.

[leighdear]

Sorry Jordan, but all that neck hair just skeeves me out.  The shoot was kinda sweet, though.  

53 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

Just in case this sucks, and it will, I have a video to watch on YouTube of a woman washing her T shirts in a laundromat, and another mopping her kitchen floor.

How about this video that shows you how to fold your t-shirts in a couple of seconds, with just a few moves?  I may try to master this amazing time saver instead of watching.....

[Armchair Critic]

55 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

Just in case this sucks, and it will, I have a video to watch on YouTube of a woman washing her T shirts in a laundromat, and another mopping her kitchen floor.

Boyfriend has the Lions game on our big tv, I may fall asleep since I'm watching this in the bedroom.

[Mu Shu]

3 minutes ago, leighdear said:

Sorry Jordan, but all that neck hair just skeeves me out.  The shoot was kinda sweet, though.  

How about this video that shows you how to fold your t-shirts in a couple of seconds, with just a few moves?  I may try to master this amazing time saver instead of watching.....

 

Anything to avoid Kendall’s upcoming bad acting.  

[CindyBee]

This is so stupid, bringing in Robby this late

[Armchair Critic]

Robbie thinks he is hotter than he is...

[JenE4]

Which is whiter: Robbie’s shoes or his teeth?

Jordan’s “the big bad woof”?

[saber5055]

59 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

Just in case this sucks, and it will, I have a video to watch on YouTube of a woman washing her T shirts in a laundromat, and another mopping her kitchen floor.

I didn't know I was being video'd and someone posted it online. The heck.

I missed the first 10 minutes so just saw the end of the photo shoot. I don't know why putting on a wedding dress for fake photos would skeeve someone out so badly. Most little girls play bride, plus it's fake photos, so what's the big deal. Oh yeah ... drah-mah.

I'm liking Jordan more and more, and he was not a favorite before. But he's pretty fun on BIP. (I'd make him shave his neck though. What, he thinks he starring on Blindspot? (Anyone who posts on that thread knows what I mean.)

Ha ha to Robbie walking in the sand like a little girl.

[Armchair Critic]

My mom has some tennis shoes like Robby's

[CindyBee]

Wow, Astrid didn't mince any words about ole Robby.  

[Stan39]

I feel bad for Jenna. I think Jordan is really into her, but he’s so socially inept that he can’t function in society. He can’t read social cues. In the real world, every time a guy talks to Jenna Jordan is going to get jealous and confrontational. He’s just too insecure. 

 

Edit: it doesn’t help that Jenna is an idiot with poor communication skills who can’t explain to him that there’s nothing to worry about. 

Edited September 11, 2018 by Stan39

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

My mom has some tennis shoes like Robby's

So did I when I was in fifth grade.

[Mu Shu]

Shushanna is boring and dumb.

[Stan39]

Between Amanda, the twins, and Robbie, I’ll trust Robbie. But that’s a low bar to hurdle. 

[leighdear]

I think Robby is smokin' hot.  Sure, he's a sleazy player that practically has WRONG REASONS tattooed on his forehead, but I like his looks. 

I liked Josh Murray's looks, I thought Chris Soules was so cute and I adored Arie.  They all suck for various reasons, but I love those faces!  *LOL*

[CindyBee]

We've all have had a friend like Shu: tell her not to date the douche but they do anyway.   Granted she was probably wanting to get off that stupid beach but still

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

Shushanna is boring and dumb.

That may be Robby's type since he dated Amanda

[Mu Shu]

It looks like Amanda is wearing someone else’s face.

[saber5055]

Shu said "douchebag." Ha ha ha. I'm 12.

2 minutes ago, CindyBee said:

 Granted she was probably wanting to get off that stupid beach but still

Two words: Air time. And yeah, get me off that diseased beach please, even for a couple hours.

Robbie kinda outed himself when he said he'd always try something new. Substitute "someone" for "something." And there ya go, Amanda.

6 minutes ago, leighdear said:

I think Robby is smokin' hot.  Sure, he's a sleazy player that practically has WRONG REASONS tattooed on his forehead, but I like his looks. 

I liked Josh Murray's looks, I thought Chris Soules was so cute and I adored Arie.  They all suck for various reasons, but I love those faces!  *LOL*

You are my designated Douche Meter going forward Leighdear!

[Mu Shu]

Like I said, zero chemistry with joe and Kendall.

[leighdear]

Kendall is a total and absolute flake.  She's like the female equivalent of Colton: unable to make a decision, unable to express a coherent thought, dithering, blithering and babbling. 

She's coming off about at deep as Becca.  

[CindyBee]

I don't understand Joe's infatuation with Kendall at all.   

[Armchair Critic]

7 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

You are my designated Douche Meter going forward Leighdear!

LMAO, leighdear you know we only want what's best for you but I am worried that your picker is broken. :)

[JenE4]

My daughter called and I missed a bit. Last I saw, Shu’s being accused of witchcraft due to carbonation and deciduous trees...and now Kendall is feeling weird over Joe’s proposing a potential proposal.

[saber5055]

Well, I will say Joe wasn't the most sincere by wearing a gigantic grin while telling Kendall MAYBE they'll get engaged. Not something that's joke material IMO.

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

My daughter called and I missed a bit. Last I saw, Shu’s being accused of witchcraft due to carbonation and deciduous trees...and now Kendall is feeling weird over Joe’s proposing a potential proposal.

You didn't miss anything except 10 minutes of commercials.

[Armchair Critic]

4 minutes ago, CindyBee said:

I don't understand Joe's infatuation with Kendall at all. 

I hope Joe is deeper than that, but some guys just see long blonde hair and think a woman is hot.

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, saber5055 said:

Well, I will say Joe wasn't the most sincere by wearing a gigantic grin while telling Kendall MAYBE they'll get engaged. Not something that's joke material IMO.

Well we don't know what else was said as Kevin said they had a serious discussion.

[saber5055]

What, that's the Unknown Trumpet Player? What's the deal with hiding his face? Not a SAG member?

[Mu Shu]

Yuck, Johns kissing.  Diggy is far more attractive and socially able.

[Armchair Critic]

No offense to the Venmo John lovers, but I can find a guy like that in real life. I want some beefcake if I am going on a show like this. ;)

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, CindyBee said:

Well we don't know what else was said as Kevin said they had a serious discussion.

Of course we're never allowed to see/hear anything like that. This show ...

[JenE4]

Diggy’s gettin jiggy. The trumpet player just playing into Diggy’s camera frame as he stares devestatingly into the camera. DEAD!!

[CindyBee]

Shu wanting to be Robby's girlfriend after knowing him an hour is just too much.    Annaleise would be proud!

[saber5055]

4 minutes ago, CindyBee said:

Shu wanting to be Robby's girlfriend after knowing him an hour is just too much.

An hour in Paradise is like two months in real time. It's similar to dog years but it's dog hours.

Edited September 11, 2018 by saber5055

[Armchair Critic]

Joe... she's not worthy

[CindyBee]

I hope Kendall is not hoping to get an acting career out of this as she is just terrible

[saber5055]

OMG ... Joe = Adult. That's a first for this franchise.

[Stan39]

Dear Joe,

Kendall sucks. She’s not worth it. Move on. Find someone better. Here’s how, close your eyes and throw a rock in any direction. 

Sincerely,

Everybody not paid by ABC

[leighdear]

16 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

LMAO, leighdear you know we only want what's best for you but I am worried that your picker is broken. :)

Oh, it's not just broken, it's been completely destroyed in a love compactor! 

But my hubby is actually ok with that.  *LOL*

[dizzyd]

Wtg Joe, just kick that dumb brat to the curb. That was the smartest most real thing I've seen on this show.

[Mu Shu]

Quit trying to Mesnick you bad actress!  I saw you drink donkey semen on fear factor.

famewhore.

[CindyBee]

Why isn't Joe the Bachelor!??!   

[JenE4]

Oh, man, I was too busy reading an article about Wills. They just broke up and Joe’s leaving?? Why doesn’t Kendall stop him if she wants to be with him—or is she crying for some other reason?

[leighdear]

Wow, she's got a seriously ugly cry.  

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, Stan39 said:

Dear Joe,

Kendall sucks. She’s not worth it. Move on. Find someone better. Here’s how, close your eyes and throw a rock in any direction. 

Sincerely,

Everybody not paid by ABC

SO MUCH THIS. Best post yet.