Spoilers and Speculation: Clink Boom and Cheese Fondue

[peachmangosteen]

5 hours ago, tvgoddess said:

Joss getting a love interest? Talk about unnecessary.

Really though. And how old is this girl? Like 13? I mean if she was 16 then maybe I wouldn't mind how unnecessary it is to give Joss a love interest over someone like say Griffin, but the fact that she's barely a teen makes it even dumber.

4 hours ago, IWantCandy71 said:

The one good thing you can say about the "newbies?" At least most of them don't fall all over themselves singing their praises. 

 

The pretty much all do though. I mean thankfully the newbies don't have a lot of scenes with Sonny and/or Jason, but when they do they all act like they're both heroes.

[IWantCandy71]

47 minutes ago, peachmangosteen said:

The pretty much all do though. I mean thankfully the newbies don't have a lot of scenes with Sonny and/or Jason, but when they do they all act like they're both heroes.

They do? I don't remember Hayden ever having a scene with Sonny, and didn't she first come on trying to con Jason? Finn, I can't recall if he's ever had a scene with Jason,(oh wait there was that 1,348 scene of Sam in the hospital where I guess they met, but I skipped that stuff, so eh). But the one scene with Sonny, Finn was basically "yeah whatever", and I fell hard in love in that one instant. It's why a little part of me will always be a Finn fan-because when written sharp, he ain't all that impressed by pretty much anyone. And, he doesn't hesitate to let his lack of care about  you, be known.

 Curtis is a Jason stan, but Curtis I'm afraid, is a bit of an idiot. Griffin doesn't hate Sonny, but I think that's only because he believes Sonny cared about Duke. Otherwise, I think Griffin wouldn't give him the time of day. Nathan and Nina, ditto. I'm surprised MS has been on the show this long and has (to my knowledge) never had one single scene with MB or BM.

[Nalan]

4 hours ago, LexieLily said:

Oh, how I hope this happens. Then the family court judge will look utterly incompetent for giving custody to a psychopathic murderer and a babynapper. Then they will look incompetent again if Lulu doesn't get full custody / Valentin isn't stripped of his parental rights after this.

 

3 hours ago, TeeVee329 said:

Why would he if he's got the court on his side right now?  Unless he gets implicated in this chimera nonsense?

Valentin is the custodial parent.  He can take Charlotte wherever and whenever he wants, technically.

[LexieLily]

True, but Lulu has mandated supervised visitation time and I can't see a court looking kindly on Valentin if he ran away with Charlotte with the intention of keeping her from her mother - again.

[stlbf]

You'd be surprised at what people can get away with while interfering with parental visitation. It all depends on the judge. And plenty don't care all that much. It has to be massive to push them. Valentin could easily claim family emergency. And it could work for sometime.

[Cheyanne11]

14 hours ago, peachmangosteen said:

Really though. And how old is this girl? Like 13? I mean if she was 16 then maybe I wouldn't mind how unnecessary it is to give Joss a love interest over someone like say Griffin, but the fact that she's barely a teen makes it even dumber.

 

I think she's supposed to be 16.  They mentioned her having her driver's license (or at least permit) a couple months back.

[peachmangosteen]

20 minutes ago, Cheyanne11 said:

I think she's supposed to be 16.  They mentioned her having her driver's license (or at least permit) a couple months back.

LMAO that I missed this. How old is the actress? She gives me such a young vibe even though she's quite tall.

[In2You]

1 hour ago, Cheyanne11 said:

I think she's supposed to be 16.  They mentioned her having her driver's license (or at least permit) a couple months back.

The actress is 13 

[tvgoddess]

Joss is 16? Since when? And depending on how old her love interest is, if the actress is only 13 that has the potential to get really creepy and gross.

[Cheyanne11]

I guess I could've misheard, but I swear there was a scene talking about her driving.

[TeeVee329]

This promo is seriously gross...

Are we supposed to be rooting for Sonny when he's snarling at a woman who's nearly been burnt to a crisp?  And who the fuck at the hospital actually let him in that room?  He clearly had time to stop and put a gown on!

[Cheyanne11]

Oh, good, another scene of Sonny bullying and berating a woman.  Added bonus is this time the woman is on a respirator and has massive burns on her body.  What a man he is!

[tvgoddess]

1 hour ago, TeeVee329 said:

This promo is seriously gross...

Are we supposed to be rooting for Sonny when he's snarling at a woman who's nearly been burnt to a crisp?  And who the fuck at the hospital actually let him in that room?  He clearly had time to stop and put a gown on!

I mean, did Mo write this himself? It's certainly starting to look that way. And yes, gross as hell, as always.

[ulkis]

It reminds me of when Sonny was making his die villain die speech to AJ in the hospital after Sonny shot him.

Whatever, Griffin will probably tell Sonny to get out of there probably. Woooo. I mean. Wait. I mean. So many conflicting feelings about that development. 

[dubbel zout]

1 hour ago, TeeVee329 said:

Are we supposed to be rooting for Sonny when he's snarling at a woman who's nearly been burnt to a crisp?  And who the fuck at the hospital actually let him in that room?  He clearly had time to stop and put a gown on!

Our male romantic lead, ladies and gentlemen!

[TeeVee329]

7 minutes ago, ulkis said:

Whatever, Griffin will probably tell Sonny to get out of there probably. Woooo. I mean. Wait. I mean. So many conflicting feelings about that development. 

At the very least, hopefully Griffin getting involved with Ava - to whatever degree he does - will end those BS scenes of Sonny "confessing his sins" to Griffin and Griffin mostly hand-waving them.

[ulkis]

13 minutes ago, TeeVee329 said:

At the very least, hopefully Griffin getting involved with Ava - to whatever degree he does - will end those BS scenes of Sonny "confessing his sins" to Griffin and Griffin mostly hand-waving them.

Maaaybeeee.

[dubbel zout]

12 minutes ago, TeeVee329 said:

end those BS scenes of Sonny "confessing his sins" to Griffin and Griffin mostly hand-waving them.

Ugh, those are the worst. Like Sonny really cares about absolution. He just wants someone to tell him everything he does is justified. He's such a baby.

[TeeVee329]

#idreamedadream

[Oracle42]

1 hour ago, TeeVee329 said:

At the very least, hopefully Griffin getting involved with Ava - to whatever degree he does - will end those BS scenes of Sonny "confessing his sins" to Griffin and Griffin mostly hand-waving them.

Yeah, but then he just going to switch to doing the same thing for Ava - AKA Sonny in a skirt

[TeeVee329]

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#GH - Kevin whisks Laura away. {June 15}

Yay*!  Make sure you leave Spencer at home!

* Unless they're heading off-screen, in which case, boooooo!

[LexieLily]

Yay is right! At this point I don't care where he whisks her off too, as long as they are alone together and not talking about Lulu or Charlotte or Valentin. Lol. Kevin's probably as tired of hearing Laura talk about it as we are.

[Chairperson Meow]

On 5/31/2017 at 8:18 AM, Cheyanne11 said:

I think she's supposed to be 16.  They mentioned her having her driver's license (or at least permit) a couple months back.

They need to recast with an older actress and cut to the inevitable Joss/Sonny Summer of Barf.   It's been written in the stars for years now.  Or.... Nina/Sonny.  

On 5/31/2017 at 11:34 AM, TeeVee329 said:

This promo is seriously gross...

Are we supposed to be rooting for Sonny when he's snarling at a woman who's nearly been burnt to a crisp?  And who the fuck at the hospital actually let him in that room?  He clearly had time to stop and put a gown on!

Much like this show, I think too, am dead inside.   

[TeeVee329]

Next week's spoilers from TV Source: http://tvsourcemagazine.com/2017/06/general-hospital-spoilers-june-5-9-2017-edition/

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Jason and Sonny find consolation with a shared bottle of scotch.

This is a recurring thing Jelly has introduced that I hate.  "How do we show that Jason and Sonny are totally best bros?  I know, we'll have the mobster and former hit man sit around commiserating with fancy scotch they bought with blood money."  It's lame. 

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Anna receives news that leaves her unnerved.

Let me guess - Alex has already escaped from WSB custody.  You ruined her enough, Show, just stop.

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Jason works to find out who’s been doing Helena’s bidding. 

Speaking of stopping, this story needs to, desperately.

Edited June 2, 2017 by TeeVee329

[Asp Burger]

Apparently, according to Jamey Giddens, Joss is getting a love interest "from a family everyone adores".

Enter, newly 15-year-old Danny!

"Everything is Scout, Scout, Scout! I love my baby sister, but it's like they don't even notice me anymore!"  "That sucks, Danny. Do you wanna like go to a concert?" 

[LexieLily]

23 minutes ago, TeeVee329 said:

Speaking of stopping, this story needs to, desperately.

Unless this story ends with the revelation that Jake is Lucky's son and Helena knew about it (Elizabeth's knowledge is debatable) I have no use for the continuation of this story. Helena didn't have a decades-old feud with Jason Morgan or Elizabeth Webber that would make her want to kidnap Jake and train him to do her evil bidding. She hated Spencers.

[dubbel zout]

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Jason and Sonny find consolation with a shared bottle of scotch

Was Jason ever a scotch drinker? And so much for Sonny's meds. After all the blathering about Morgan's switched pills, way to drive that point home.

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Curtis runs into a former flame. Will the lady cause problems for his newly consummated relationship with Jordan?

Really, Show? These two are barely a couple and you're going to throw in a spoiler? FFS.

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Jason works to find out who’s been doing Helena’s bidding.

???? Does this mean he tried to figure out who sent the magic kit to Jake? I assume Helena had plans drawn up for the next 20 years, at least. She was nothing it not thorough.

Edited June 2, 2017 by dubbel zout

[LexieLily]

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Elizabeth ponders what may have set recent events in motion.

See, now, if Jake had been seeing a medically trained therapist from the time he got home, they might not be in this situation.

[tvgoddess]

1 hour ago, TeeVee329 said:

Jason and Sonny find consolation with a shared bottle of scotch.

And each other? That would be the only thing worth anything about seeing either of them.

[stlbf]

2 hours ago, LexieLily said:

See, now, if Jake had been seeing a medically trained therapist from the time he got home, they might not be in this situation.

Oh, please. That would require writers and non idiots in charge to actually have had a plan when they decided to bring Jake back to life. Therapy is boring! Say, let's have nurse Liz be just be happy about having her kid back. And not be concerned that in evil old woman had faked her child's death and held him for years! Says this show's idiots in charge. 

[Cheyanne11]

12 hours ago, LexieLily said:

Unless this story ends with the revelation that Jake is Lucky's son and Helena knew about it (Elizabeth's knowledge is debatable) I have no use for the continuation of this story. Helena didn't have a decades-old feud with Jason Morgan or Elizabeth Webber that would make her want to kidnap Jake and train him to do her evil bidding. She hated Spencers.

Per the show, Helena's biggest enemy is...Sam.  Hence the stupid curse that really never went anywhere but justified Sam being at Helena's bedside.

[dubbel zout]

14 hours ago, LexieLily said:

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Elizabeth ponders what may have set recent events in motion.

See, now, if Jake had been seeing a medically trained therapist from the time he got home, they might not be in this situation.

Even if Jake had been seeing a medically trained therapist, it's easy enough to say he was triggered by the therapy anyway. Ugh.

[stlbf]

48 minutes ago, dubbel zout said:

Even if Jake had been seeing a medically trained therapist, it's easy enough to say he was triggered by the therapy anyway. Ugh.

But Jake had seen a therapist for at least a year. The therapist/ psychiatrist  recommended Jake seeing Franco for supplemental art therapy. Jake also started seeing Andre this past month. The problem was that no one pushed Jake to talk about his years with Helena. Mainly due to the fact that the idiots in charge didn't know what the hell happened and what they wanted to do with it.

And we ended up with this boring stupid bullshit story. The only remotely good part of this story was the fact that the show allowed Elizabeth to be the one to help Jake. Not Jason. Not Franco. Jake's one constant parent.

[Chairperson Meow]

What is with that weird pic on the spoiler link?  Sonny looks like he's going to eat my soul, Carly looks like Regina George's mom, Franco looks like he's holding Liz captive, and Griffin looks like he wants to give me his number.....

[Oracle42]

1 hour ago, P3pp3rb1rd said:

Ava gets burns all over and has one eye peeping out of her bandages, and she doesn't even get a burn specialist at Podunk General Hospital? There are at least eleven burn centers in the state of New York, and New England has plenty of fine ones that she could be evacuated to.

Yeah, but this burn story is about setting her with the doctor/priest, so she has to be in PC.  I like MW and I loved her Carly on AtWT but I hate this character. 

Edited June 4, 2017 by Oracle42

[TeeVee329]

I not sure which is more disgusting in this promo - Michael's hypocritical rant or Sonny and Carly smooching:

[dubbel zout]

Zzzzz. The usual crap, and I see Lauren is back to caring about Ava. 

[Chairperson Meow]

If that Micheal rant isn't about Ava's part in AJ's murder and followed with side eye to Carly/Sonny..... it'll be a typical day in here.  I'm expecting AJ's murder to be rewritten as Ava brought him to a pie eating contest, where he exploded from eating all the food.

[TeeVee329]

Oh geez - apparently TJ - and I can't even remember the last time we saw him - has a SEKRIT that's going to be revealed on June 21st.  He's apparently going to pop up a time or two before then, but still, this pacing, WTF.

[peachmangosteen]

LMAO. I wish he wasn't even going to pop up before then and just that'd he'd randomly be on after a like year-long absence with some huge secret. That would be hilarious.

I have never given a shit about TJ, but I am curious what his secret is. I assume it will be both infuriating and boring.

[TeeVee329]

Knowing this show, we'll learn that's been cheating on Molly with Amy 2.0.

[dubbel zout]

Or Kristina.

Or they'll throw us a curve ball and we learn he's not in pre-med after all, but has joined a street gang.

Edited June 7, 2017 by dubbel zout

[tvgoddess]

Or that he's doing porn.

[TeeVee329]

"How else was I gonna pay for medical school, Mom?!?!"

[Chairperson Meow]

6 hours ago, TeeVee329 said:

Oh geez - apparently TJ - and I can't even remember the last time we saw him - has a SEKRIT that's going to be revealed on June 21st.  He's apparently going to pop up a time or two before then, but still, this pacing, WTF.

 

5 hours ago, tvgoddess said:

Or that he's doing porn.

I kinda hope it's this.   Why?  Because the last porn story I saw on a soap was hilarious.  It'll probably be:

A.) He's working with Amy on her weird Nathan blog

B.) He, too, was bullied by Maxie Jones

C.) He's a Quartermaine

D.) He's taking Shawn's old job

E.) He is having a fling with Ava and helped switch Morgan's pills

F.) He is Morgan reincarnated

[Melgaypet]

32 minutes ago, Chairperson Meow said:

C.) He's a Quartermaine

I am not kidding when I say I'm all for this.

[Oracle42]

Despite the fact that that would be his third dad, I'd totally just roll with it because it would make Monica happy

[TeeVee329]

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T.J. does damage control. {June 22}

From the SEKRIT, presumably.

Could the SEKRIT be that Curtis' aunt still thinks his brother/Jordan's late husband is TJ's dad?  That would be lame.

Edited June 8, 2017 by TeeVee329

[dubbel zout]

Well, the aunt needs a current reason to hate Jordan instead of the general "she's a terrible person." It's going to be super dumb no matter what. Poor TJ/TR.

[TeeVee329]

Based on today, it seems to me that TJ's paternity is in fact the SEKRIT.  Gawd, how boring.  Is this really the only story beat they can play with TJ?