Spoilers and Speculation: Clink Boom and Cheese Fondue

[WendyCR72]

3 hours ago, TeeVee329 said:

I could see Scotty representing Carly as a way to stick it to Sonny.

Oh gawd, that would not be fun for Nora.

Easily solved. Nora can stay wherever she lives. Frank needs to make like Elsa and Let It Go.

[peachmangosteen]

6 hours ago, ulkis said:

Luke returns 5/4 #GH

Motherfucker.

[Chairperson Meow]

On Monday, April 24, 2017 at 9:13 AM, ulkis said:

http://www.soapoperadigest.com/videos/exclusive-tracy-sneak-peak/

On one hand: fucking Sonny. Why is he judge? Cause she was mean to his friend Lois 20 years ago? But on the other hand, at least we get some flashbacks.

I just saw the promo.  Is she on trial in hell?

1 hour ago, peachmangosteen said:

Motherfucker.

Nooooooooooo! 

[Badsamaritan]

19 hours ago, ulkis said:

Luke returns 5/4 #GH

Son of a BITCH! *throws barware*

[IWantCandy71]

I still don't think Luke returns, is what it appears to mean. I do think the way Tracy proves her loyalty to Monica, is that Tracy takes the blame for harboring Samira. Don't know if that means Tracy leaves in handcuffs or not.

[TeeVee329]

Tracy being marched off to jail - after being judged in a dream by Sonny - would lead me to attack an innocent, delicious dessert, Connie-style.  That's how anger making that idea is.

[IWantCandy71]

In the end, I don't think she'll go to jail, but if not, she may have to go on the run. I cannot fathom anything else that spoiler might mean, except for Tracy taking a bullet for her, and why would that happen? At least there is some build up- the ICE man isn't going away. It also might be why Twitter says to have your tissues ready. Twitter also thinks Julexis is hot, though, so who knows.  I'd rather Tracy take the blame and be a fugitive, than ride off into the sunset with Luke. It's the lesser of two evils IMO. As far as Sonny as judge, that could be worse. It could be Jason or Sam. Not because Sam is as bad as Sonny, but for other reasons, yes they would be worse. At least MB has demonstrated some comic timing, and he seems to enjoy working with Jane. Mayo Miller will just sit there and look gassy.

[TeeVee329]

Next week's TV Source spoilers: http://tvsourcemagazine.com/2017/04/general-hospital-spoilers-may-1-5-2017-edition/

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Carly occupies herself with her career.

How nice that Carly is allowed to care about her career/business again now that her main job as Sonny's wife has come to an end. #eyeroll

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Meanwhile, Sonny drowns his sorrows at the Haunted Star. After entertaining an enemy, he is caught off guard. What happens to renew Sonny’s sense of confidence?

He gets it in, I assume.  Possibly IN A CRYPT.

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Sam worries about Jason.

How new and fresh. #anothereyeroll

Edited April 28, 2017 by TeeVee329

[ulkis]

I like how he goes to his daughter in law's dance club to get some drinks. Is he gonna have sex there too lol?

[dubbel zout]

I'm surprised they're going to bust out the HS sets. Anything for MB, I guess!

I've decided to stop reading spoiler links. They just edge me into rage-blackout territory at their stupidity, and people quote the best (or "best") ones here anyway.

[TeeVee329]

9 hours ago, ulkis said:

I like how he goes to his daughter in law's dance club to get some drinks. Is he gonna have sex there too lol?

That reminds me of the scene in "The Sopranos" where Tony and Meadow run into each other at the Crazy Horse right after Tony did some blow.  Awkward!  

[Sake614]

Seriously Jelly? This is the best you can do for JE's exit?

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 http://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/luke-returns-gh/

Anthony Geary, who exited GH as Luke Spencer in 2015, returns to the show on May 4 in conjunction with Jane Elliot’s final episode as Tracy. “We always thought that he would figure into Tracy’s future,” says Co-Head Writer Jean Passanante of Luke. When Geary agreed to the reprisal, she adds, “We were thrilled.”

 

Glad someone is thrilled...

[dubbel zout]

Given the personal relationship between TG and JE, I'm not surprised he came back, but there's no reason Luke has to see Tracy again.

[TeeVee329]

I hope - and this is what it sounds like - that Luke's appearance is brief/doesn't dominate the whole episode.  Like, George Clooney shows up at the end of Julianna Marguiles' last episode of "ER" brief.

[jsbt]

UUUUUUUUGHHHHH

[IWantCandy71]

I still don't think it means a romantic reunion, but if it happens, I'll ignore it. I still think jail is a preferable ending to being with Luke. 

[jsbt]

Next week on GH:

Luke: Tracy, I've finally returned to sweep you off your feet as my one true love, the woman who fully understands me as the tortured antihero I have consistently always been since Douglas Marland quit this show thirty-eight years ago, back when I lived in a studio apartment and nobody worried too much about getting the clap. My son is here with me just off-camera - Ethan, my biological son who I am the genetic forebear of and made with my own sperm. Come with us.

Edited April 28, 2017 by jsbt

[dubbel zout]

Tracy: Yeah, no. I've decided I need to live at a spa for the next decade. Maybe we'll get in touch after that.

Edited April 28, 2017 by dubbel zout

[ulkis]

50 minutes ago, jsbt said:

Next week on GH:

Luke: Tracy, I've finally returned to sweep you off your feet as my one true love, the woman who fully understands me as the tortured antihero I have consistently always been since Douglas Marland quit this show thirty-eight years ago, back when I lived in a studio apartment and nobody worried too much about getting the clap. My son is here with me just off-camera - Ethan, my biological son who I am the genetic forebear of and made with my own sperm. Come with us.

I don't even think it'll go that far. I think we're just gonna see him waiting at the airport or something though and that's it. Still too much though.

[IWantCandy71]

I think he's the buyer of the painting, and he gives it back to her. Unless there is indeed something far more valuable underneath.

As far as how he got the money, who cares? They won't bother to explain that.

[Chairperson Meow]

Ugh.  Amy is planning the Nurses Ball? Why?  God, please don't give her an anthem.

Every time I see that pic of Franco and Liz, i vomit in my mouth.

[dubbel zout]

15 hours ago, IWantCandy71 said:

As far as how he got the money, who cares? They won't bother to explain that.

For a while they had Luke selling diamonds whenever he couldn't scam money from someone else. He'd go into that terrible Dutch persona TG loved to do.

[Darklazr]

4 hours ago, Chairperson Meow said:

Ugh.  Amy is planning the Nurses Ball? Why?  God, please don't give her an anthem.

Every time I see that pic of Franco and Liz, i vomit in my mouth.

Elizabeth will never be free as long as RoHo is on this show.

[ulkis]

17 minutes ago, Darklazr said:

Elizabeth will never be free as long as RoHo is on this show.

Well, maybe FV will get some other big soap actor and want to pair Roho with them.

[Darklazr]

4 hours ago, ulkis said:

Well, maybe FV will get some other big soap actor and want to pair Roho with them.

 I hope this is true and Elizabeth is free from having her twenty plus year history being given over to Franco/RoHo.

[ulkis]

9 minutes ago, Darklazr said:

 I hope this is true and Elizabeth is free from having her twenty plus year history being given over to Franco/RoHo.

Let's hope.

I'd say the other chance is RoHo asks not to be paired with her, but I think he and BH probably suit each other quite well.

[Chairperson Meow]

12 hours ago, ulkis said:

Let's hope.

I'd say the other chance is RoHo asks not to be paired with her, but I think he and BH probably suit each other quite well.

I'll be honest. I don't blame him for wanting be around MSt because she seems to be very much.... a lot.  BH seems to be chill and gets along with most people.  

[sunnyface]

Griffin takes Hayden by surprise.

A hospital story that doesn't involve the mob or children or Sonny, Jason, Carly, or Franco.  Yea!

[Chairperson Meow]

40 minutes ago, sunnyface said:

Griffin takes Hayden by surprise.

A hospital story that doesn't involve the mob or children or Sonny, Jason, Carly, or Franco.  Yea!

God.  Finally.

[jsbt]

4 hours ago, sunnyface said:

Griffin takes Hayden by surprise.

Let me guess: She finds out he's a fuckin' priest. Two riveting characters come face to face.

[TeeVee329]

Or she's grateful that he's nice to Dr. Michael Easton, unlike that evil Brad. #eyeroll

[peachmangosteen]

Do we know when the Nurse's Ball is airing? How far ahead are they because Mario Lopez said at the Emmys that he just taped it like a week ago.

Speaking of, the NB is bad enough and now they got fucking Mario Lopez to host it. No thanks.

[TeeVee329]

Wait, what?  Why would they need Mario Lopez to host the Nurses' Ball, Lucy is on canvas!

[peachmangosteen]

Yea, I don't get it either. But Mario Lopez made a throwaway comment when they were getting a GH fan to present about having hosted the Nurse's Ball.

[TeeVee329]

Maybe he's doing the stupid red carpet stuff?  But then what happens to Felix's invisible boyfriend?  That's the only day of the year the rest of the world can see him!

[peachmangosteen]

Ah, you might be right about him hosting the red carpet. I bet that is it. Poor Donny Sheldon (or whatever the hell Felix's boyfriend's name is)! Although maybe he's co-hosting lol.

[ulkis]

Amy tells Nathan how badly Maxie treated her in HS. Amy pockets a pic of #Naxie and later rips Maxie out of it #GH

Somebody hold me.

[ulkis]

Tracy leaves PC to do charity work. She runs into Luke at a cafe in Amsterdam #GH

Whatever, I guess.

[Mrs. Stanwyck]

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Amy tells Nathan how badly Maxie treated her in HS.

That can't be a revelation to Nathan.  I'm pretty sure he has heard about her getting drugs for Lucky in order to get him to sleep with her.  After that, being a mean girl in high school wouldn't be a blip on the radar.

Does that spoiler mean Kiki/Dillion dodged a stalker Amy story?  Not that I care, it's just a pretty quick about-face.

[dubbel zout]

38 minutes ago, ulkis said:

Amy tells Nathan how badly Maxie treated her in HS. Amy pockets a pic of #Naxie and later rips Maxie out of it #GH

Oh, FFS. While I have no doubt Maxie was a Mean Girl, I don't need to see adults (supposedly™; Silas Clay) try to even the score.

27 minutes ago, ulkis said:

Tracy leaves PC to do charity work. She runs into Luke at a cafe in Amsterdam #GH

At least she leaves PC alive.

1 minute ago, Mrs. Stanwyck said:

Does that spoiler mean Kiki/Dillion dodged a stalker Amy story?  Not that I care, it's just a pretty quick about-face.

I hope so, but I wouldn't be surprised if Amy 2.0's unrequited love for Dillon is tied into Maxie being a Mean Girl. Either way, it's all so galactically stupid. Like anyone cares what happened to any of these idiots a decade ago.

[TeeVee329]

1 hour ago, ulkis said:

Amy tells Nathan how badly Maxie treated her in HS. Amy pockets a pic of #Naxie and later rips Maxie out of it #GH

Oh geez-us.  Not only do I fuckin' hate this push to make Amy 2.0 a real thing AND the retcon that she went to PCHS at the same time as Maxie and Dillon, but boy do I not trust this show to do a story with the slightly more plus size lady going all bunny boiler and being all vengeful towards skinny blondes Maxie and Kiki.  Yikers.

55 minutes ago, ulkis said:

Tracy leaves PC to do charity work. She runs into Luke at a cafe in Amsterdam #GH

How unbelievably lazy and lame.

Edited May 2, 2017 by TeeVee329

[ulkis]

18 minutes ago, TeeVee329 said:

Oh geez-us.  Not only do I fuckin' hate this push to make Amy 2.0 a real thing AND the retcon that she went to PCHS at the same time as Maxie and Dillon, but boy do I not trust this show to do a story with the slightly more plus size lady going all bunny boiler and being all vengeful towards skinny blondes Maxie and Kiki.  Yikers.

It's also kind of awkward making the character of an actress who seems to have had eating disorder issues, the mean girl to the plus size lady. 

[TeeVee329]

More spoilers I'm seeing on Twitter:

- Ned changes his last name to Quartermaine.  I mean...sure, not really necessary, but whatever.

- The chick Sonny hooks up with this week is named Martina...and she's Carly's fuckin' divorce lawyer.  After they realize who the other is, Sonny and Martina decide to kept the tryst to themselves.  So Sonny's a hypocrite and Martina's ethics as a lawyer are shaky from the get.  Got it. #ugh

Edited May 2, 2017 by TeeVee329

[tvgoddess]

1 hour ago, ulkis said:

Amy tells Nathan how badly Maxie treated her in HS. Amy pockets a pic of #Naxie and later rips Maxie out of it #GH

Somebody hold me.

That's an actual spoiler? Jesus, take the wheel.

[Vera]

More spoilers: 

Valentin hesitates when Nina asks him if he wants to sleep with Anna. Nina leaves him #GH

Valentin tells Anna the DVX weren't the only ones interested in the Chimera Project #GH

Nina drowns her sorrows at the MC and makes a surprising discovery #GH
 

[dubbel zout]

What makes that lawyer stuff even worse is that she's someone Alexis recommended, so I'm sure it will somehow be all her fault. #uGH

Edited May 2, 2017 by dubbel zout
fixed spelling of hashtag seems appropriate

[HeatLifer]

TG is such a freaking pain to my sides. Just...screw him for coming back for Jane and treating Genie like she's not partly responsible for his fame. Resentful ass.

[ulkis]

11 minutes ago, HeatLifer said:

TG is such a freaking pain to my sides. Just...screw him for coming back for Jane and treating Genie like she's not partly responsible for his fame. Resentful ass.

You know, I thought I was gonna feel like this but he barely showed up for JE either. I'm sure if they had their druthers Luke would have come back for more than an episode.

But seriously, Amsterdam? Is they supposed to be showing Tracy and Luke or JE and Tony Geary?

31 minutes ago, Vera said:

Valentin hesitates when Nina asks him if he wants to sleep with Anna. Nina leaves him #GH

Oh, darn.

Please don't let Valentin cry. He puts the Dawson crying meme to shame.

Edited May 2, 2017 by ulkis

[HeatLifer]

2 minutes ago, ulkis said:

You know, I thought I was gonna feel like this but he barely showed up for JE either. I'm sure if they had their druthers Luke would have come back for more than an episode.

But seriously, Amsterdam? Is they supposed to be showing Tracy and Luke or JE and Tony Geary?

I don't care if he's mute in the scene, he showed up for it to give THEM an ending together. 

How dare they use the spot Samtrick wanted to fuck while investigating a baby's death.

[ulkis]

14 minutes ago, HeatLifer said:

I don't care if he's mute in the scene, he showed up for it to give THEM an ending together. 

True.