Arwen Evenstar September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 This belongs in the Love Rat Cautionary Tales. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3649663
CoachWristletJen September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 (edited) On 9/19/2017 at 3:54 AM, Arwen Evenstar said: Expand She told the interviewer that the Mohamed in "Dohar" ain't the same guy that walked off the plane. The affection was there, she said, and presumably, the cuddles? And, this photo is evidence of the truth of her words. She was practically fighting him off with a stick! Danielle said, "Our first sahxual encounter was beautiful. I I took off all my clothes and Mo asked me, "They have mood altering drink in your country?" And I said, "Sure Mawhamet! You can buy it on every street corner! Any kind of drinks you want!" And then as he mounted me, he whispered into my ear, "Start talking to me about them." Edited September 19, 2017 by CoachWristletJen 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3649943
Nancypants September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 On 9/19/2017 at 3:01 AM, CoachWristletJen said: What are Saahks? Does she mean socks? Lost. Oh. SEX. LOL Expand Yaaas! That's how it sounds when she says the word "Sex" (shudder). Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650025
Sprockets September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 On 9/18/2017 at 4:26 PM, magemaud said: I have been accused of extremely unstable behavior by all three which is not the case. How can they say that when they have never met me in person. Expand We haven't met you either, but you are certifiable. And for God's sake learn basic English before you post again, Danielle. You are functionally illiterate. On 9/19/2017 at 11:04 AM, CoachWristletJen said: And, this photo is evidence of the truth of her words. Expand The photo is evidence that he was being held hostage. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650032
Nancypants September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 On 9/18/2017 at 6:24 PM, magemaud said: Had to chuckle at this photo from Danielle's fan page on FB with the caption, "They look happy, don't you agree?" Um, no, she looks like that smelly old lady you were forced to let kiss you as a child and he looks like he's holding his breath and can't wait for it to be over Updated with my amateur attempt at adding a thought bubble: Expand Oh my god she's snacking on him! Ear cartilage must be a part of her. ...."weight lose journey" endquote.. Cannibalism alive and well in Sandusky! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650038
Nancypants September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 On 9/19/2017 at 12:33 PM, Sprockets said: We haven't met you either, but you are certifiable. And for God's sake learn basic English before you post again, Danielle. You are functionally illiterate. Expand I'm pretty sure they ain't got no punctuation standards at that Sandusky Kumyunitee Kollidge she goes to for her Nursin' Duhgree. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650130
Sprockets September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 On 9/19/2017 at 1:17 PM, Nancypants said: I'm pretty sure they ain't got no punctuation standards at that Sandusky Kumyunitee Kollidge she goes to for her Nursin' Duhgree. Expand There were higher standards in my elementary school. And isn't she doing this online? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650270
Miss Chevious September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 Somebody's got to be helping her. My guess is Faith. We all know Danielle has the IQ of a doorknob and there's no way she'd be able to pass chemistry, anatomy etc. Those courses contain words with more than two syllables which, as we all know, is beyond her. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650311
Nancypants September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 If I had to guess, I would venture that she is doing it online, on her laptop, while lurking under that bridge she lives under. That way she can play on Soshulmeedeeya / Troll for her Next Victim at the same time.. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650318
Nancypants September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 On 9/18/2017 at 4:15 PM, funky-rat said: I will be interested in seeing what her grades are when she can no longer take online classes. A former co-worker of mine attended a local chain of "for profit" private "colleges". We all warned her. They encouraged her to max out her student loans every single semester to buy stuff from them (computers, etc). We warned her that she'd have to pay that money back. After a while, when she couldn't keep up with the work, she switched to online classes, and had people do some of the work for her. She finally graduated, and she managed to find a job, but with the mileage she puts on daily, she's no better off than she was when she worked with me (although we're better off, because we no longer have to deal with her). Most people that go there never find work, and end up with tons of loan debt. A friend's co-worker has 2 certificates and 2 associate degrees from them because each time their lifetime job placement failed, they just told her she needed more schooling, and had her take more classes. They shilled up everyone in that town, and moved to another one to shill more people. I'm glad the school Danielle is going to is a branch of a major university, but I remain a bit skeptical about her grades, and who may be doing the work. Expand If this is the case then Daniell can Whinge and Snivel that her Kuhmyunity Kollige has done " Frauded" her. Then she can get to Suin' them. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650344
CoachWristletJen September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650353
Sprockets September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 On 9/19/2017 at 2:20 PM, Miss Chevious said: Somebody's got to be helping her. Expand Certainly. I'm not familiar with online classes. Will Danielle ever have to take a supervised test in real time? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650443
funky-rat September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 On 9/19/2017 at 3:05 PM, Sprockets said: Certainly. I'm not familiar with online classes. Will Danielle ever have to take a supervised test in real time? Expand When my co-worker was doing online classes at a somewhat scammy local for-profit thing, her tests were online as well. But she did reach a point where she had to do classes in person. She had a friend of hers write all of her English papers, and do some of her math. And if Danielle is going for any type of medical thing, she WILL have to do some stuff in person. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650496
Sprockets September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 On 9/19/2017 at 3:25 PM, funky-rat said: And if Danielle is going for any type of medical thing, she WILL have to do some stuff in person. Expand Then she's doomed. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650518
magemaud September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 "Pagin' Nurse Batshit!" 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650544
Arwen Evenstar September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 On 9/19/2017 at 12:36 PM, Nancypants said: Oh my god she's snacking on him! Ear cartilage must be a part of her. ...."weight lose journey" endquote.. Cannibalism alive and well in Sandusky! Expand It's just gross the way she pawed all over him. He should have at least had the sense to pick someone he could at least get it up for. Obviously, Most women in their right mind with 4 kids aren't going to pick a guy almost the same age as her kids. The poor woman has a most unfortunate face and figure, a nasty personality, and is as dumb as a sock. Mo thought he'd picked an easy mark, but maybe the joke's on him. Now, she consoles herself with baloney cake. She doesn't have to share it with Mahammit because it ain't hala meat. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650588
Nancypants September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 On 9/19/2017 at 2:33 PM, CoachWristletJen said: Expand I love this so much. I could not love a human baby as much as I love this. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3650785
Arwen Evenstar September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 (edited) You can see she's got monkey paws. Grimy, greasy, and sticky too. Edited September 19, 2017 by Arwen Evenstar Afterthought 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3651594
Nancypants September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 (edited) On 9/19/2017 at 10:08 PM, Arwen Evenstar said: You can see she's got monkey paws. Grimy, greasy, and sticky too. Expand "I will cling to you for dear life with my tiny Carnie Hands!" (Carnies!... Small hands.. Smell like cabbage) I can't tell if she is Grimacin' or Smilin' Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Muhmmit ain't the worst mistake of her life. Just a blip on the Radar of shitty decisions... Edited September 19, 2017 by Nancypants Saahks 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3651656
CoachWristletJen September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 (edited) On 9/19/2017 at 3:05 PM, Sprockets said: Certainly. I'm not familiar with online classes. Will Danielle ever have to take a supervised test in real time? Expand She won't pass that basics of algebra test without cheating. That's a 6th grade class! (Or at least it was when my son took it.) On 9/19/2017 at 10:35 PM, Nancypants said: "I will cling to you for dear life with my tiny Carnie Hands!" (Carnies!... Small hands.. Smell like cabbage) I can't tell if she is Grimacin' or Smilin' Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Muhmmit ain't the worst mistake of her life. Just a blip on the Radar of shitty decisions... Expand A little of both. She's resisting the urge to mount him, and she would have given in if he hadn't made her leave. Right there. In the doorway. Striped skirt flying up in the breeze. Mo rolling his eyes and thinking, Not again. "I need help from the camera crew! Lift her off of me before she wets!" (I'm so mean.) It's not her fault. He smells sooo good! (Meaning not like cat urine.) Edited September 19, 2017 by CoachWristletJen 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3651690
Arwen Evenstar September 19, 2017 Share September 19, 2017 Yeah, I imagine her hands smell like pork and cabbage, but more on the cabbagey side. He didn't like her cats and when it came to sex, it was Ramadan all day, every day. Just goes to prove that Mahammit don't like pussy! Acceptable? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3651753
magemaud September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 (edited) What a terrible/great picture! Where do you think she is? Obviously somewhere with bright overhead lights and...spray bottles? Edited September 20, 2017 by magemaud Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652123
AZChristian September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 1:56 AM, magemaud said: What a terrible/great picture! Where do you think she is? Obviously somewhere with bright overhead lights and...spray bottles? Expand Looks like purple Planet Fitness gym equipment over her shoulder. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652154
Nancypants September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 2:09 AM, SoshulMeedya said: I am loving these memes! Here's Danielle looking extra smexy. Expand Oh god. Oh my f*in gawd. I love this so much! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652241
Nancypants September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 (edited) On 9/19/2017 at 11:18 PM, Arwen Evenstar said: Yeah, I imagine her hands smell like pork and cabbage, but more on the cabbagey side. He didn't like her cats and when it came to sex, it was Ramadan all day, every day. Just goes to prove that Mahammit don't like pussy! Acceptable? Expand Here I am burnin'16 Kahlereez! Now I m slim let's have Saahks..Seein' as I'm So Saahksee! Muhummit sez I'm ACCEPTABLE! Edited September 20, 2017 by Nancypants Saahks 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652254
magemaud September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 (edited) On 9/20/2017 at 2:07 AM, AZChristian said: On 9/20/2017 at 1:56 AM, magemaud said: What a terrible/great picture! Where do you think she is? Obviously somewhere with bright overhead lights and...spray bottles? Expand Looks like purple Planet Fitness gym equipment over her shoulder. Expand Thanks, I was going to guess a gym, (especially because of her headband) but in some ways it resembled a TV studio. Maybe it when she was still getting a makeover show. Oh wait, could that be the "16 Calorie Workout" treadmill in the background? Edited September 20, 2017 by magemaud 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652260
Nancypants September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 That head band is holdin' in the 1 oz Carnie brain 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652263
Nancypants September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 2:59 AM, SoshulMeedya said: Expand All wrong . it's called Saahks. And if Muhummit ain't gettin' it frum mee, he's getting it frum somewunelse! Right Wal-Mart Tom? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652382
magemaud September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 He's got more chemistry with the Einstein wax figure than with Danielle 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652394
Arwen Evenstar September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652434
Arwen Evenstar September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652462
magemaud September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 2:09 AM, SoshulMeedya said: I am loving these memes! Here's Danielle looking extra smexy. Expand She took off her glasses and let her hair down, who can resist a Smexy Liberian! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652510
Kareem September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/19/2017 at 3:54 AM, Arwen Evenstar said: Expand Maybe he thought she was a Sheriff. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652588
Arwen Evenstar September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 7:11 AM, Kareem said: Maybe he thought she was a Sheriff. Expand Sheriff Hopalong Derp? That could have been the start of Mahammit's law enforcement fetish. He called the police every time for every little thing. Takin' his hala meat money? How dare she? Ah, Angie, she of the Halal Potatoes fame! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652724
Nancypants September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 (edited) On 9/20/2017 at 4:23 AM, Arwen Evenstar said: Expand Saahks! Gimme your Hala Meat! Edited September 20, 2017 by Nancypants Saahks 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3652741
Arwen Evenstar September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 12:04 PM, Nancypants said: Saahks! Gimme your Hala Meat! Expand I ain't no Hala Back Gurl! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3653189
Drogo September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3653221
Drogo September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3653231
CoachWristletJen September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 7:11 AM, Kareem said: Maybe he thought she was a Sheriff. Expand Is that a Hardees shirt? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3653323
magemaud September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 7:11 AM, Kareem said: Maybe he thought she was a Sheriff. Expand Maybe he thought she was from ICE Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3653340
CoachWristletJen September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 3:55 PM, Drogo said: Expand "No." Oh, his face! Poor Mo! And she's oblivious! LOL 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3653342
CoachWristletJen September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 (edited) Not an LOL, but Danielle all the same... Edited September 20, 2017 by CoachWristletJen 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3653482
CoachWristletJen September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3653564
Nancypants September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 4:39 AM, Arwen Evenstar said: Expand All these Damn Memes Are giving me Life! Keep em Comin'! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3653570
Arwen Evenstar September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 I'm loving the Mahammit memes that I can't find on my iPad. Since my participation in Soshul Meedya is minimal, I don't expect to have access to all the goodies. Damn, if I were Danielle, I would want to crawl under a rock right about now. She's just pitiful. I feel bad sometimes snarking on her because I'm convinced she's several slices shy of a loaf. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3653749
Arwen Evenstar September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 6:53 PM, SoshulMeedya said: I just do a Google image search for "Danielle and Mohamed". It's a gold mine, lol. I was reading Danielle's Twitter last night. She's not as dumb or vulnerable as she seems on tv. Expand From what I've read of her SM postings, I would definitely agree with you. You could be the nicest person in the world and this show would portray you as an asshat . You could be a Rhodes scholar and be portrayed as dumb as a sock. Both she and Mo and any other couple for that matter are portrayed, scripted, and edited as TLC sees fit. We can only guess what's on the cutting room floor. I wonder if she and Mahammit knock down a few drinks together and laugh about how they got one over on all of us. Maybe they are BFFs IRL. Doubtful, as the hate and rage between these two is all too real. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3653941
AZChristian September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 6:47 PM, Arwen Evenstar said: Damn, if I were Danielle, I would want to crawl under a rock right about now. She's just pitiful. I feel bad sometimes snarking on her because I'm convinced she's several slices shy of a loaf. Expand Here in Arizona, we phrase it this way: She's a taco short of a combination platter. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3654344
trashTV September 20, 2017 Share September 20, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 6:37 PM, SoshulMeedya said: Expand Immigration expenses: FREE, if you can get your Dingbat to spend her children's food money on importing your greasy balls over <3 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3654350
Arwen Evenstar September 21, 2017 Share September 21, 2017 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3655420
greekmom September 21, 2017 Share September 21, 2017 On 9/20/2017 at 6:53 PM, SoshulMeedya said: I just do a Google image search for "Danielle and Mohamed". It's a gold mine, lol. I was reading Danielle's Twitter last night. She's not as dumb or vulnerable as she seems on tv. Expand Not as vulnerable I totally agree with you. Not so dumb.... care to elaborate? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/47453-danielle-and-mohamed-the-original-mess/page/35/#findComment-3656704
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