Primetimer June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 The Bachelor/ette host gets his Nicholas Sparks on. And it's every bit as magical and wonderful as you would imagine. Read the story 5 Link to comment
swimmyfish June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 "He held his head high on his neck." I mean, wow. That's so unnecessarily accurate, it's thrilling. 4 Link to comment
messyone15 June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 That list is both awesome and terrible! My favorite is "baked-bean teeth". What does that even mean? Sounds hideous! 4 Link to comment
Kat June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 I couldn't click the "purchase" button fast enough on my Kindle to get this gem! Link to comment
StatMom June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 The problem with naming your novel "The Perfect Letter" is that the reader may expect to read such a letter. Based on this review, I'd say that is out of the grasp of Mr. Harrison. Or as he might say: ...out of the grasp of his hand, which reached as far beyond his arm as it could. 5 Link to comment
Bing June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 So, the moth did what I pretty much want to do every Monday night at 8? I kid because I love. Link to comment
Bella June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 So this is the next 50 Shades of Blecch? I'm going to spend the rest of the evening wondering what baked bean teeth are. 2 Link to comment
swimmyfish June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 I'm going to spend the rest of the evening wondering what baked bean teeth are. You can watch The Library episode of Seinfeld, where George describes his & Jerry's high school gym teacher as having baked bean teeth, and they flashback to a very illustrative close-up. Or just check this image on the wiki: http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Heyman 1 Link to comment
Suzysite June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 I had to reserve this masterpiece from my library. Sorry Chris Harrison, I'm too cheap to pay you. Link to comment
sinkwriter June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 Wow. Just... wow. *still laughing* Keep your day job, man. Link to comment
trow125 June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 I'm sure the publicists will be adding this pull quote to the book's press kit: "The Perfect Letter is a triumph" -Previously.TV 4 Link to comment
EllieH June 2, 2015 Share June 2, 2015 Baked bean teeth??? Thanks for such an amazing review, Jeff Drake, this brightened my day! Link to comment
Nannchez June 2, 2015 Share June 2, 2015 Baked bean teeth?! Do they belong to one of the six attractive people? How does that work? 1 Link to comment
tomatoflyer June 2, 2015 Share June 2, 2015 I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. If I didn't know better, I'd think this was a prank. Link to comment
Muffyn June 2, 2015 Share June 2, 2015 Hey now, as long as people are lean they are attractive, even if they do have baked bean teeth. I assume such teeth are the result of shooting up steroids from horse-sized syringes. That is one seriously large glove compartment. However, a head in the middle of your neck may offset being lean enough to render one unattractive. 1 Link to comment
Lamb18 June 2, 2015 Share June 2, 2015 I wonder what you need a horse-sized syringe for. Link to comment
Wings January 17, 2016 Share January 17, 2016 Good job, Jake. Love the two references to white objects (T-shirt, paper) being a flag of surrender, not to mention ending a sentence with a preposition. I want to know who the editor is. 1 Link to comment
Mu Shu January 17, 2016 Share January 17, 2016 Baked bean teeth, human carpet bags and horse sized syringes? Why is this great literary work not in my library filled with leather bound books and rich mahagony? Link to comment
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