Just How 'Perfect' Is Chris Harrison's Romance Novel, The Perfect Letter?

[Primetimer]

The Bachelor/ette host gets his Nicholas Sparks on. And it's every bit as magical and wonderful as you would imagine.

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[swimmyfish]

"He held his head high on his neck." I mean, wow. That's so unnecessarily accurate, it's thrilling.

[messyone15]

That list is both awesome and terrible! My favorite is "baked-bean teeth". What does that even mean? Sounds hideous!

[Kat]

I couldn't click the "purchase" button fast enough on my Kindle to get this gem!

[StatMom]

The problem with naming your novel "The Perfect Letter" is that the reader may expect to read such a letter. Based on this review, I'd say that is out of the grasp of Mr. Harrison. Or as he might say: ...out of the grasp of his hand, which reached as far beyond his arm as it could.

[Bing]

So, the moth did what I pretty much want to do every Monday night at 8?

I kid because I love.

[Tuftsmo]

Baked.Bean.Teeth.

[Bella]

So this is the next 50 Shades of Blecch?

 

I'm going to spend the rest of the evening wondering what baked bean teeth are.

[swimmyfish]

I'm going to spend the rest of the evening wondering what baked bean teeth are.

 

You can watch The Library episode of Seinfeld, where George describes his & Jerry's high school gym teacher as having baked bean teeth, and they flashback to a very illustrative close-up. Or just check this image on the wiki: http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Heyman

[Suzysite]

I had to reserve this masterpiece from my library. Sorry Chris Harrison, I'm too cheap to pay you.

[sinkwriter]

Wow. Just... wow.

*still laughing*

Keep your day job, man.

[trow125]

I'm sure the publicists will be adding this pull quote to the book's press kit:

"The Perfect Letter is a triumph" -Previously.TV

[EllieH]

Baked bean teeth???

 

Thanks for such an amazing review, Jeff Drake, this brightened my day!

[Nannchez]

Baked bean teeth?! Do they belong to one of the six attractive people? How does that work?

[tomatoflyer]

I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. If I didn't know better, I'd think this was a prank.

[Muffyn]

Hey now, as long as people are lean they are attractive, even if they do have baked bean teeth. I assume such teeth are the result of shooting up steroids from horse-sized syringes. That is one seriously large glove compartment. However, a head in the middle of your neck may offset being lean enough to render one unattractive.

[Lamb18]

I wonder what you need a horse-sized syringe for.

[JenE4]

That review was brilliant!

[Drogo]

I hate when music tinkles.

[Wings]

Good job, Jake.  Love the two references to white objects (T-shirt, paper) being a flag of surrender, not to mention ending a sentence with a preposition.  I want to know who the editor is. 

[Mu Shu]

Baked bean teeth, human carpet bags and horse sized syringes? Why is this great literary work not in my library filled with leather bound books and rich mahagony?