S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Julius is a catch, y’all. In case you needed reminding.

That's some twisted thinking 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And why is she wearing a cocktail dress to a cookout? Why is she not in a pair of jeans and a cute top? Why can none of these people dress themselves? 

I think she was going for cute sundress?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Julius is a catch, y’all. In case you needed reminding.

Oh to have the confidence of any of these scraggy, tatted up, dentally challenged ex cons.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And why is she wearing a cocktail dress to a cookout? Why is she not in a pair of jeans and a cute top? Why can none of these people dress themselves? 

At least it's better than Brittney's (of Kerok and Brittney) flesh colored bodysuit to go see grandma. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh to have the confidence of any of these scraggy, tatted up, dentally challenged ex cons.

Don’t forget bird-chested.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And why is she wearing a cocktail dress to a cookout? Why is she not in a pair of jeans and a cute top? Why can none of these people dress themselves? 

Don't get me started.  My extended family is Latino.  The ladies dress like they are going out on the town for any occasion.  My husband calls it "fancy fancy."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The portable table top gas grill that I put together a couple of weeks ago got its maiden voyage tonight. I made myself a couple of hamburgers. Ive been craving a home bbq’d hamburger. 

That's great! Nothing like getting yourself a little treat. And a new toy that is everything you wished it to be? Gold. 

[kacesq]

“I’m so relieved I’m escaping consequences for my criminal acts in Washington.”

[babyhouseman]

People in Washington, you won't have the pleasure of seeing the dead eyed blonde.

[Gobi]

She's got a warrant out for transporting butt plugs across state lines.

[Keywestclubkid]

releaved? GIRL you still got warrants 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Will can’t wait to break out the handcuffs.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Don't get me started.  My extended family is Latino.  The ladies dress like they are going out on the town for any occasion.  My husband calls it "fancy fancy."

I live in a city with a good sized Latino population, and can confirm. The ladies like to dress UP. 

[Empress1]

Stop yelling about dick in front of your mom!

[JenE4]

You know, for too long these felons have been forced to choose between steak or a blow job. Courtney has her priorities straight: pizza and penis!

[Eldemarge]

WAT

[Keywestclubkid]

I didn't get out of prison to not get Penis ......

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

“I’m so relieved I’m escaping consequences for my criminal acts in Washington.”

On national TV

[Pepper Mostly]

Why are you bringing Courtnee to see a goddamn tree, she's made it clear that she wants to wash off the prison stink, then stuff down a pizza. Penis, probably not, not matter what you are hoping for, Will. Sorry. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Courtnee is wondering how much she can pawn that ring for. Don’t get your hopes up, dearie.

[babyhouseman]

They're going to make a Hallmark Xmas movie about this.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She's got a warrant out for transporting  smuggling butt plugs across state lines.

Fixed that for you.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

You know, for too long these felons have been forced to choose between steak or a blow job. Courtney has her priorities straight: pizza and penis!

She likes her pizza with sausage.

[Ladystardust]

I love these women who don't want their boyfriends talking to the MOTHER OF THEIR CHILDREN. 

[Eldemarge]

Imagine getting a public proposal while you are looking your dirtiest and rattiest because your man can't open his frickin' ears and read the room.  WHAT A DOLT.   I'd be so mad.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I didn't get out of prison to not get Penis ......

"Just not yours, Will. Sorry not sorry. Where's my iPhone?"

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

She likes her pizza with sausage.

Your comment needs to come with its own cymbal sound effect!  😂

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

No! She was just a living bitch to you and you pull out a ring.

He is hopelessy besotted, poor thing. She'll take him for every nickel and leave him a sodden, weeping mess in an empty apartment. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He is hopelessy besotted, poor thing. She'll take him for every nickel and leave him a sodden, weeping mess in an empty apartment. 

Next season on Life After Lockup…

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So at the grocery store, there was a woman getting something out of a cold case, the kind with a glass door. This other woman came up to her and crowded her in. The first woman didn't react; she just kept trying to reach something on the top shelf. Normally I would offer to help, but I could see things were looking rough. I was just waiting to get around them. 

The woman who was crowding the other woman started bitching at her that she should move. The first woman said she would when she got what she needed. She had her cart right there because she was grabbing four heavy bottles. Crowding woman grabbed the other woman's  cart and commanded, "You need to  move this NOW!" First woman said, "I will when I'm done. Just one more." In my head, FFS it'll take her less time if you back down. 

Next thing I know, the crowding woman almost leans completely over top of the other woman. Of course, what she wanted wasn't even  in that case. I just stood there in case I needed to step in. She then said, "Fuck. She needs to move so I can  get some half and half!".  I calmly said, "The half and half is in the case  at the end." 

She slammed the woman's cart into the case, smashed into me on her way back to the other case, and got her half and half. Meanwhile the other woman finished getting what she needed and rolled on. 

The friend of our potential LAL cast member looked at me and said, "Sorry, she's had a hard day." When I went to get past her, half and half gal smacked into me from behind. 

I instinctively spun around, made myself big (I have a good five inches on her), and calmly said, "Let's not do that again. You get a pass this time. That's it." Sure, I look ragged but I can be scary when need be. 

I saw them in the store a few times and purposefully avoided them. Then, when I was leaving, I saw the police out front. I'm not sure who she got in trouble with, but the security guard was describing her to the cop as they headed into the store. 

Edited April 19 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Ladystardust]

That dress just keeps getting worse and worse from every angle.

[Keywestclubkid]

did her jacket shrink or 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I love these women who don't want their boyfriends talking to the MOTHER OF THEIR CHILDREN. 

They're supposed to cut them dead in public, like civilized people. Seriously, who raised these women? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do you think Caddie drives a Caddie? Or is her name an homage to Savannah’s golf cart career? These are the ramblings of a very bored watcher.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

So at the grocery store, there was a woman getting something out of a cold case, the kind with a glass door. This other woman came up to her and crowded her in. The first woman didn't react; she just kept trying to reach something on the top shelf. Normally I would offer to help, but I could see things were looking rough. I was just waiting to get around them. 

The woman who was crowding the other woman started bitching at her that she should move. The first woman said she would when she got what she needed. She had her cart right there because she was grabbing four heavy bottles. Crowding woman grabbed the other woman's  cart and commanded, "You need to  move this NOW!" First woman said, "I will when I'm done. Just one more." In my head, FFS it'll take her less time if you back down. 

Next thing I know, the crowding woman almost leans completely over top of the other woman. Of course, what she wanted wasn't even  in that case. I just stood there is case I needed to step in. She then said, "Fuck. She needs to move so I can  get some half and half!".  I calmly said, "The half and half is in the case  at the end." 

She slammed the woman's cart into the case, smashed into me on her way back to the other case, and got her half and half. Meanwhile the other woman finished getting what she needed and rolled on. 

The friend of our potential LAL cast member looked at me and said, "Sorry, she's had a hard day." When I went to get past her, half and half gal smacked into me from behind. 

I instinctively spun around, made myself big (I have a good five inches on her), and calmly said, "Let's not do that again. You get a pass this time. That's it." Sure, I look ragged but I can be scary when need be. 

I saw them in the store a few times and purposefully avoided them. Then, when I was leaving I saw the police out front. I'm not sure who she got in trouuble with, but the security guard was describing her to the cop as they headed into the store. 

My stars, you do lead a colorful life!

[MagicEyes]

I bet it hurts when Savannah pulls the duct tape off of her breasts at the end of the night. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

So at the grocery store, there was a woman getting something out of a cold case, the kind with a glass door. This other woman came up to her and crowded her in. The first woman didn't react; she just kept trying to reach something on the top shelf. Normally I would offer to help, but I could see things were looking rough. I was just waiting to get around them. 

The woman who was crowding the other woman started bitching at her that she should move. The first woman said she would when she got what she needed. She had her cart right there because she was grabbing four heavy bottles. Crowding woman grabbed the other woman's  cart and commanded, "You need to  move this NOW!" First woman said, "I will when I'm done. Just one more." In my head, FFS it'll take her less time if you back down. 

Next thing I know, the crowding woman almost leans completely over top of the other woman. Of course, what she wanted wasn't even  in that case. I just stood there is case I needed to step in. She then said, "Fuck. She needs to move so I can  get some half and half!".  I calmly said, "The half and half is in the case  at the end." 

She slammed the woman's cart into the case, smashed into me on her way back to the other case, and got her half and half. Meanwhile the other woman finished getting what she needed and rolled on. 

The friend of our potential LAL cast member looked at me and said, "Sorry, she's had a hard day." When I went to get past her, half and half gal smacked into me from behind. 

I instinctively spun around, made myself big (I have a good five inches on her), and calmly said, "Let's not do that again. You get a pass this time. That's it." Sure, I look ragged but I can be scary when need be. 

I saw them in the store a few times and purposefully avoided them. Then, when I was leaving I saw the police out front. I'm not sure who she got in trouuble with, but the security guard was describing her to the cop as they headed into the store. 

This is Masterpiece Theatre material right here.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

That dress just keeps getting worse and worse from every angle.

Its gruesomely fascinating. Its the Worst Dress in the World. 

[Keywestclubkid]

she is not fighting with hypothetical scenarios lol you can't swim what if we go to the beach .. yea girl that will make him change his mind about you LOL

[Gobi]

This should be only an hour long.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I bet it hurts when Savannah pulls the duct tape off of her breasts at the end of the night. 

I am SCREAMING over here! Carry on.

[Ladystardust]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do you think Caddie drives a Caddie? Or is her name an homage to Savannah’s golf cart career? These are the ramblings of a very bored watcher.

Well, those are more high brow than what I was thinking - a shower caddy. Maybe she was conceived in a dormitory bathroom?

[Auntie Anxiety]

For those in the know, I managed to snag a set of those new Trader Joe’s pastel mini bags. I walked into TJ’s for some milk and aigs and saw them on a table. I had read that they are the latest thing, but I was the only one buying them. The price was $4.99 but I think some stores sell them for $2.99.

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do you think Caddie drives a Caddie? Or is her name an homage to Savannah’s golf cart career? These are the ramblings of a very bored watcher.

I, too, was trying to figure out whether Caddie is her full name or is short for something. Caddelyn?? But then I remembered Bradly’s spelling and realized maybe mom was going for Katie and tried her best.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

This should be only an hour long.

60 minutes of perfection.  90 minutes is too long!

[Keywestclubkid]

some girls want pizza and penis this man wants penis and meth 

[Gobi]

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

So at the grocery store, there was a woman getting something out of a cold case, the kind with a glass door. This other woman came up to her and crowded her in. The first woman didn't react; she just kept trying to reach something on the top shelf. Normally I would offer to help, but I could see things were looking rough. I was just waiting to get around them. 

The woman who was crowding the other woman started bitching at her that she should move. The first woman said she would when she got what she needed. She had her cart right there because she was grabbing four heavy bottles. Crowding woman grabbed the other woman's  cart and commanded, "You need to  move this NOW!" First woman said, "I will when I'm done. Just one more." In my head, FFS it'll take her less time if you back down. 

Next thing I know, the crowding woman almost leans completely over top of the other woman. Of course, what she wanted wasn't even  in that case. I just stood there is case I needed to step in. She then said, "Fuck. She needs to move so I can  get some half and half!".  I calmly said, "The half and half is in the case  at the end." 

She slammed the woman's cart into the case, smashed into me on her way back to the other case, and got her half and half. Meanwhile the other woman finished getting what she needed and rolled on. 

The friend of our potential LAL cast member looked at me and said, "Sorry, she's had a hard day." When I went to get past her, half and half gal smacked into me from behind. 

I instinctively spun around, made myself big (I have a good five inches on her), and calmly said, "Let's not do that again. You get a pass this time. That's it." Sure, I look ragged but I can be scary when need be. 

I saw them in the store a few times and purposefully avoided them. Then, when I was leaving I saw the police out front. I'm not sure who she got in trouuble with, but the security guard was describing her to the cop as they headed into the store. 

Soon, she'll be getting her half and half at the halfway house.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

For those in the know, I managed to snag a set of those new Trader Joe’s pastel mini bags. I walked into TJ’s for some milk and aigs and saw them on a table. I had read that they are the latest thing, but I was the only one buying them. The price was $4.99 but I think some stores sell them for $2.99.

How much were the aigs?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael is making a break for meth it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

20 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Tootsie pops are a nostalgic thing for me. We sold them for fundraisers when I was in high school. I usually ended up buying most of the ones I was trying to sell. 😊

When I  was in treatment for bone cancer in my jaw, I damn near lived off of tootsie pops. Still love them.