S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Shapermint, it's a bra and a breath freshener!

[Ladystardust]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I come from a large family from the south 16 aunts and uncles just from my moms side ... and never even in all that mess has ANYONE popped off on anybody and we were country folk lol

24 aunts and uncles here and from appalachia...there are more family feuds than I can count. People literally make lists of who attends whose funeral so they can start more feuds. This is why my ass moved across the country the second I graduated high school. They all still live in the same county and half of them don't speak to each other unless it's a threat. We've only had a couple physical alterations though, thank goodness. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Why didn't you just go in the parole office, you stupid bint? You didn't need to sit in the car for three hours!

I’ll be damned if I sit outside for three hours in Texas. I’m going inside where there’s air conditioning. She’s the one who says she was too scared to go in the office. That’s on her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Savannah, that get-up you’re wearing isn’t doing you any favors.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Running late and trying to catch  up. There was a woman at the grocery store just itching to get in a fight with someone. I felt like I was living the episode.

[Ladystardust]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

JK looks like he’s ready for a gender reveal party with this two-tone fade from blue to pink short and shirt set. Maybe it was a two-for-one with the Husband. Father. Protector. Whatever. shirt his girlfriend got.

Hahahaha - I thought he looked like cotton candy but I like your idea better!

[Pepper Mostly]

What is that ill fitting rag Savannah has on?? Did she whip it up from a couple of pillowcases?

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

24 aunts and uncles here and from appalachia...there are more family feuds than I can count. People literally make lists of who attends whose funeral so they can start more feuds. This is why my ass moved across the country the second I graduated high school. They all still live in the same county and half of them don't speak to each other unless it's a threat. We've only had a couple physical alterations though, thank goodness. 

yess the who aint talking to who and why .. im like mama you to old for this ... god love em ... but yea no one attacks anyone .. 

Edited April 19 by Keywestclubkid

[Empress1]

Savannah, girl, that dress is terrible. Looks cheap as fuck and very unflattering.

[Keywestclubkid]

that snake skin top was ... a choice 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What is that ill fitting rag Savannah has on?? Did she whip it up from a couple of pillowcases?

Ha! I just got a new duvet cover at Ikea, and I'm planning to make a skirt out of the pillowcases. I'm sure it will look much better than that mess. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Running late and trying to catch  up. There was a woman at the grocery store just itching to get in a fight with someone. I felt like I was living the episode.

Oooh, deets!!

[Pepper Mostly]

He's trying to be "self-deficient". OK

[JenE4]

I love that Caddie wore her snakeskin shirt. You’re going to try to make me the villain, bitch? I’ll show you who the snake is. Love it. No notes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bradly’s sister is very diplomatic. “I HATE Savannah.”

[Gobi]

Caddie looks like Savannah's sister, not Bradley's.

[Empress1]

This other sister doesn’t have meth face.

Just now, Gobi said:

Caddie looks like Savannah's sister, not Bradley's.

They do look alike.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

This other sister doesn’t have meth face.

That being said, I’m sure she’s a fine, upstanding pillar of the community.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

This other sister doesn’t have meth face.

and she's got perfectly arched and spaced eyebrows 

[Pepper Mostly]

Thing two that I love in these shows-women who expect their man to choose between them and their family. Girl. You claim to love this man, you'd better learn to swallow your gorge and try to get along. Sheesh.

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bradly’s sister is very diplomatic. “I HATE Savannah.”

Well, to be fair, who doesn't?

[SemiCharmedLife]

These relationships are imploding faster than usual.  

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

and she's got perfectly arched and spaced eyebrows 

Yeah, I think we can spot the addicts in the show 

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

These relationships are imploding faster than usual.  

They have to make up for lost time.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

These relationships are imploding faster than usual.  

It's way more entertaining, tbh

[PrincessPurrsALot]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Home, single wide, home.

She's the queen of her single wide trailer. I'll give her credit. It was clean and tidy. Mimi keeps her shit together. More than we can say for these fools.

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that snake skin top was ... a choice 

So many fashion choices made on this show - all bad.

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's trying to be "self-deficient". OK

He can check that off of his to do list. He is definitely self-deficient. He is deficient in many ways. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Joey. Michael will be back in prison within two months. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here’s Joey, continuing to make stupid decisions. It’s like he’s unable to make a decent one.

Nice way to thank your mom, Michael, for giving up her life for you.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Joey. Michael will be back in prison within two months. 

Said it before, say it again: Michael is going to ruin Joey’s life.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Yeah, I think we can spot the addicts in the show 

See? Its educational! Look at how much we've learned! All about how to make makeup out of coffee grounds, and how to make snacks out of other snacks, how to make prison hooch, how to scam a dupe out of ramen money, and how to spot meth face. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's like you can hear the clock ticking on how long Michael will be out.

[Gobi]

Michael is the walking definition of incorrigible.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael: There’s something wrong with my brain, I think.

Me: Nah.

Edited April 19 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

"Something's wrong with my brain, I think."

Ouch. Now I feel sorry for him. Crap.

[Red Bridey]

Watching Joey with the lollipop gives me a craving for a Tootsiepop. Orange, cherry or grape. But I have none so will defer that pleasure. 😔

[Auntie Anxiety]

Demondick can’t wait to see his basketball team kids.

Words are cheap, Demon. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh good, prison made him a man. He couldn't have grown up without prison.

[Keywestclubkid]

breaking it? child you just repeated it 

[Pepper Mostly]

Squash and rice at a cookout? Is that a thing? 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Watching Joey with the lollipop gives me a craving for a Tootsiepop. Orange, cherry or grape. But I have none so will defer that pleasure. 😔

They're great for dieting and a sugar fix hits you, but hell on your teeth if you don't brush directly afterwards.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Watching Joey with the lollipop gives me a craving for a Tootsiepop. Orange, cherry or grape. But I have none so will defer that pleasure. 😔

Tootsie pops are a nostalgic thing for me. We sold them for fundraisers when I was in high school. I usually ended up buying most of the ones I was trying to sell. 😊

[Auntie Anxiety]

Julius is a catch, y’all. In case you needed reminding.

[Empress1]

What is this ‘fit?

[Keywestclubkid]

Im in jail IM the catch? CHIIIIIIIIILD 

[babyhouseman]

Hi. There's Shaquile O'Neal with a white beard.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

breaking it? child you just repeated it 

Starting…riiiiiight….NOW!

[Pepper Mostly]

And why is she wearing a cocktail dress to a cookout? Why is she not in a pair of jeans and a cute top? Why can none of these people dress themselves? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Im in jail IM the catch? CHIIIIIIIIILD 

I was thinking I heard this wrong.  Unbelievable!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The portable table top gas grill that I put together a couple of weeks ago got its maiden voyage tonight. I made myself a couple of hamburgers. Ive been craving a home bbq’d hamburger. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And why is she wearing a cocktail dress to a cookout? Why is she not in a pair of jeans and a cute top? Why can none of these people dress themselves? 

or at least a bustier with some sweat pants like a lady 

[babyhouseman]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Squash and rice at a cookout? Is that a thing? 

In the South, if someone has a garden, there could be squash.