S14.E12: Land of the Free, Home of the Shade

[ZettaK]

Sutton gets what she needs from her mum; Bozoma discusses her fears about having a child; Dorit tries to lift her spirits by hosting a Fourth of July barbecue; after a teary storm out, Kyle and Garcelle are forced to pick sides.

First aired on 2/18/2025.

[Mar]

I just saw a clip of tonight‘s episode with Dorit being…..well, Dorit. 
PK, I feel you and I get it.

[Keywestclubkid]

Awww she got it .. and see how happy just those words made her .. 

 

good for Reba 

[Mr. Miner]

Can we just stop with the baby BS?

[Stats Queen]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Can we just stop with the baby BS?

Thank you. 15 years ago she had a bad pregnancy and she wants to try again? For someone so intelligent….

[Mr. Miner]

PK’s in St. Tropez.

[Keywestclubkid]

This is why I like to be late … hahahaha 

How dare they show up invited to her party first .. girl stop it 

[Stats Queen]

Dorit is such a witch. Starting in on Sutton at the beginning of her party. 
 

[WaltersHair]

3 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

Dorit is such a witch. Starting in on Sutton at the beginning of her party. 
 

I would have lost it when she touched my purse. NO ONE touches my purse.

That might just be a personal quirk, but hard no.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh for fucks sake .. Dorit girl you have been called worse .. clutch pearls she called you a bitch … 

[FlyingEgret]

I can't believe how tall Phoenix is - cute kid!

It's always a pleasant surprise when I don't automatically find the offspring loathsome...

[RealHousewife]

I don't think Dorit was kidding about the bag. 

[Mr. Miner]

Bitch was the nicest word she could call you.

[Keywestclubkid]

Dorit calls someone a c*** and it’s fine .. she gets called a bitch and it’s the end of the world .. make it make sense 

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Dorit calls someone a c*** and it’s fine .. she gets called a bitch and it’s the end of the world .. make it make sense 

MTE! Dorit's mouth is worse than Sutton's. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Oh dear g-d, what the actual fuck is Boz wearing to Dorit's party? Hideous, she looks like a cheap hooker.

 

 

[Mr. Miner]

Her giant bodyguard sucks!

[Keywestclubkid]

Bitch she sat downstairs for like 45 min but it’s Sutton in the wrong? Boz shut the fuck up 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Oh dear g-d, what the actual fuck is Boz wearing to Dorit's party? Hideous, she looks like a cheap hooker.

 

 

I was thinking Bad Frederick's of Hollywood. Does that still exist?

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I was thinking Bad Frederick's of Hollywood. Does that still exist?

I just checked, it does!!!

[Stats Queen]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Bitch she sat downstairs for like 45 min but it’s Sutton in the wrong? Boz shut the fuck up 

Boz knows absolutely nothing  ut was up Dorit’s ass right away 

[Steph J]

Kyle: "It's funny how Sutton makes a lot of rules for everybody, but doesn't listen to any of the rules herself."

Hmmmmmm, who does that remind me of, Queen Hypocrite?

Normally I'd agree that you shouldn't call someone a bitch in their own home, but Dorit was being a bitch, is being a bitch, and continues to be a bitch, so...

[Surrealist]

I like Boz, but she's come in way too hot (unless she been watching the show for years and mentions that at the Reunion). 

I understand why she's befriended Dorit, but she needs to learn the whole story behind the women's dynamics.

I'd rather be called a bitch than a c*** (which is my most loathed word).

[RealHousewife]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Oh dear g-d, what the actual fuck is Boz wearing to Dorit's party? Hideous, she looks like a cheap hooker.

 

 

People rag on Kyle's style a lot, but she never dresses atrociously or cartoonishly.  She looks perfectly cute on tonight's episode, and I will take Kyle's old Mrs. Roper dresses over the OTT looks of Boz or Bronwyn on Salt Lake. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Could I atleast get a hot dog? Lol 

[RealHousewife]

2 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Kyle: "It's funny how Sutton makes a lot of rules for everybody, but doesn't listen to any of the rules herself."

Hmmmmmm, who does that remind me of, Queen Hypocrite?

Normally I'd agree that you shouldn't call someone a bitch in their own home, but Dorit was being a bitch, is being a bitch, and continues to be a bitch, so...

Agree with you about Kyle.

And 100% about Dorit too.

No Dorit, one typically shouldn't name call someone in their own home. BUT isn't it also a no-no to ignore someone for like 40 minutes when they arrive as a guest in your home then give them attitude and snide comments when you do finally speak to them? Didn't all of that occur before the b word?

[Keywestclubkid]

No one is threatened.. they are just annoyed you automatically take Dorit’s side without knowing what’s going on

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Could I atleast get a hot dog? Lol 

I do like that Kyle ate a hamburger, sure she will burn it off in some three hour workout but still, she ate it.

Erika has admitted to eating a hot dog every once in a while in a previous season.

Sorry but life is short, eat and stop justifying it.

Kyle is cold to all the newbies, Boz certainly has watch past seasons, right?

 

[RealHousewife]

Feels weird to agree with Kyle but agree Boz has no right to scold all the women when she just got there and doesn't know what happened. 

[Keywestclubkid]

God dang it they are gonna make me take Kyle’s side… STOP it 

Edited Wednesday at 01:45 AM by Keywestclubkid

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

God dang it they are gonna make me take Kyle’s side… STOP it 

I know, it's wrong. Just wrong. 

[Steph J]

Man, I'm so conflicted. I've been waiting years to see Kyle get taken down a notch, but now it's Dorit dedicating herself to relentlessly kicking her legs out from under her at every opportunity? This is a real monkey's paw curls situation.

[Keywestclubkid]

Dorit is a pill .. like I just can’t with her 

[WaltersHair]

Erika is just sitting there eating her hotdog being grateful she isn't the target for the first time in four years. Of course, this is when she is the most boring.

[RealHousewife]

Whatever Erika. I don't remember Garcelle barely knowing Sutton and blindly defending her and lecturing other women over stuff she knew nothing about. There is a difference between a loyal friend like Garcelle and what Boz is doing. It's totally fine if the two have hit it off, but come on. 

Edited Wednesday at 01:51 AM by RealHousewife

[Keywestclubkid]

Ugh that wall was hideous 

[Keywestclubkid]

Oooof who did Erika’s makeup there? 

[bencr]

On tonight's episode ... Dorit makes a lame, awkward, ill-considered joke about Sutton drinking, and Sutton storms off in tears. To me, this is manufactured drama.

Edited Wednesday at 04:17 AM by bencr

[Pi237]

OMG Dorit, you’re doing the same dance over and over because you won’t let Anyone else talk for longer than 3 minutes without interrupting!! I can’t stand her already. SHUT UP. 

[bencr]

I think Boz was surprised when Kyle interpreted her comment about Kyle seeming distant as grounds for an argument rather than a launching point for something more constructive. That tells me that Boz doesn't really understand how these housewives shows work.

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Oh for fucks sake .. Dorit girl you have been called worse .. clutch pearls she called you a bitch … 

Dorit herself has called others worse than bitch....she seems to like the c-word to call other women when she's pissed at them.  I seem to recall a certain dinner party where Dorit called Camille a "f-ing C-word" - to me, that's a lot worse than being called out on bitchy behavior.

Not for nothing, Dorit WAS being a complete bitch to Sutton from the second she saw her.  First, barely acknowledging Sutton, then, basically trying to guilt Sutton into giving her that Hermes handbag (I really wondered if Sutton was going to have to pry the bag out of Dorit's claws), and then, finally, again with the drinking dig.  

Sutton didn't actually call Dorit a bitch - Sutton reprimanded Dorit to NOT be a bitch.  She didn't say "Dorit, you're a bitch" - she said "Don't be a bitch".

I would have left Dorit's house, too.

 

[Pi237]

In his mind, PJ is already divorced.  He’s not coming back. And Dorit is showing us why this season. She needles the Hell out of people. 

[njbchlover]

So, is Dorit selling all her designer duds, or is she returning them to the vendors or wherever she may have borrowed/rented them from?  Is she trying to earn some cash on the side because of the eight page email she received from PK about the separation? 

I also wondered if maybe Dorit had to cut back on assistants/housekeepers because of finances, and that's why her upstairs was in such disarray?  Seems strange that we didn't see any of that mess when her assistant was helping Dorit try on necklaces for 45 fucking minutes while her guests were arriving downstairs, and all Dorit and the assistant could come up with was a Kay Jewelers "MAMA" name necklace?  

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Could I atleast get a hot dog? Lol 

I loved the comment from the random guest guy to Erika when she apologized for taking his hot dog - "That's okay - you probably need it"....I guess he thougt that Erika is looking a little too skinny these days!  🤣

1 hour ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I do like that Kyle ate a hamburger, sure she will burn it off in some three hour workout but still, she ate it.

Erika has admitted to eating a hot dog every once in a while in a previous season.

Sorry but life is short, eat and stop justifying it.

Kyle is cold to all the newbies, Boz certainly has watch past seasons, right?

 

I thought those hamburgers looked terrible - so thin and greasy on the grill.  I know burgers need a little bit of fat to add flavor (I use an 80/20 or 85/15 beef blend), but they looked like a bad diner/greasy spoon level of burger. 

I missed Kyle eating the burger - did she have it on a bun?   

[RealHousewife]

11 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I also wondered if maybe Dorit had to cut back on assistants/housekeepers because of finances, and that's why her upstairs was in such disarray? 

That's a good point. I remember Dorit had multiple housekeepers at one time. 

[SouthernChick]

Erika was right scolding Garcelle in her talking head for being Sutton’s mouthpiece when she accused Boz for sticking up for Dorit. Just wished she would have said it to her face.

Edited Wednesday at 03:24 AM by SouthernChick

[bencr]

True, Boz sometimes doesn't have all the context of the situations she inserts herself into.  But she just felt intuitively that you don't go to someone's house and congregate in the lobby talking crap and not participating in the party as guests.

Edited Wednesday at 04:23 AM by bencr

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, Surrealist said:

I like Boz, but she's come in way too hot (unless she been watching the show for years and mentions that at the Reunion). 

I understand why she's befriended Dorit, but she needs to learn the whole story behind the women's dynamics.

I'd rather be called a bitch than a c*** (which is my most loathed word).

I've been saying the same thing about Boz for weeks.  I like when a new housewife sort of just eases into it, and tries not to immediately jump in where there is an argument between two housewives who have long history together.  

I'm not really a fan of Boz.  She seems used to being the center of attention, and inserting herself where she's going to get the attention turned onto her.

Boz certainly was NOT happy with Garcelle calling her out first, in Dorit's foyer/front door area or when they were all on the patio. 

She also didn't like Kyle calling her out for saying that Kyle was "cold to her".  I actually don't agree with Boz - just because Kyle didn't pour her heart out to Boz the minute she walking in the door (like Dorit did), doesn't mean she's cold - it means that she doesn't know you from Adam and is not going to trust you with her secrets or problems.  I see nothing wrong with being cautious around people when you first meet them.

 

[bosawks]

Asking someone’s sister why they are cold, fucking bitch isn’t the way I usually aim for reconciliation but what do I know, I’m in social services not corporate America.

And what the heck was up with all those pictures of PK?

Dorit, if it was to engender sympathy I think you missed.  You just look like a putz.

 

 

[dmeets]

“Activated” Doorit is a bitch. A vile human. A douche. Don’t say bitch to you in your home, but okay to call someone a stupid c**** at a dinner party who’s introducing their boyfriend for the first time.

(plus i think she’s totally the one leaking the bullshit to the tabloids about everyone on the show hating Jennifer Tilly)

Edited Wednesday at 05:12 AM by dmeets

[nexxie]

Wonder if PJ found out how much his strange estranged wife is paying Boz, and included that cost in his seven-page email on the financial bits Dorit needs to cover.