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[Gobi]

"I meant to say I wouldn't be monotonous, not monogamous."

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Looks like Mahdi is going to have a blue arm and blue balls tonight.

Blue Christmas 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Starts typing angry email to See’s Candy about how much I hate their awful candy which I eat on a monthly basis. 

If they send me a coupon, then I suppose I’ll just have to accept it. Sigh. 

The trick is to write them more in sorrow than in anger, about how their usually sterling product somehow fell short the last time you purchased. Just sit back and watch those coupons roll in. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I came up with cash-only parents.

My parents taught me not to buy things that I can’ afford. Luckily, I passed that along to me kids. Their father had different idea$.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

I’m just about done with commercials telling me that my vajayjay should smell like floral bouquet or tropical rainflower or lavender jasmine. Get out of here.

Remember FDS spray from the 70's? Everything old is new again.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Speaking of... there's a couple of  fragrances released by Xerjoff recently, inspired by them. NeoRio and Black Moonlight. I love the band, but they're too expensive for me at 300+ Euros. 😖

I heard about these! I would like to smell them. There's also a Nosferatu perfume that I want to try. 

[For Cereals]

9 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I never even thought about doing this. Do you do it through their websites? 

I'm smelling new hobby!!!

Oh yes!  Consumer Packaged Goods Companies have whole teams dedicated to tracking and answering complaints and feedback (ask me how I know about all the complaints when we changed the Sweetarts bunnies 🤣) If you don’t like something, tell them.  Usually on their site under “contact us,” or they have customer service numbers.  

[kacesq]

Aaliyah also has way too much fake hair, it just weighs her down.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I went out to lunch with friends today. I couldn’t join in, but they were day drinking cosmos and dirty martinis.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Remember FDS spray from the 70's? Everything old is new again.

And the Lysol douches of the 50's! 

[JenE4]

Huh? Why did they order three pan-seared tunas plus tuna tartar? I mean, I like tuna as much as the next guy, but this seems a little excessive.

Edited 17 hours ago by JenE4

[Auntie Anxiety]

Better to be worried about germs than to be cavalier like Loren.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And the Lysol douches of the 50's! 

Lysol?  What the what?!

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

 

I was 40 before I looked at a credit card application, and had no idea  what any of the jargon meant. 

I had a teacher in high school that took at section of time and taught us about how to open a bank account. How to write a check. How to do basic taxes. How to do basic stuff that you need in the outside world. That's a good teacher 

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And the Lysol douches of the 50's! 

I saw an old magazine ad with a man walking out with a suitcase, and a crying woman-obviously the left wife.  The caption? "Because you weren't fresh enough!"

[Suzywriter]

 

8 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

I’m just about done with commercials telling me that my vajayjay should smell like floral bouquet or tropical rainflower or lavender jasmine. Get out of here.

Remember FDS spray from the 70's? Everything old is new again.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I went out to lunch with friends today. I couldn’t join in, but they were day drinking cosmos and dirty martinis.

Houseguest and I went to The Friendly Toast for brunch after our shop. I had a Bohemian Raspberry-elderflower liqueur, raspberry puree, lemonade and champagne. It was delicious.

[AR Traveler]

I don't believe Shawn even knows who Aliyah is as a person.  He wants Douglas.  I'm waiting for him to find a young toy at some point-prove me wrong!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Huh? Why did they order three pan-seared tunas plus tuna tartar? I mean, I like tuna as much as the next guy, but this seems a little excessive.

It was Tuna Tuesday! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stevi: i forbid you to talk to your family.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Huh? Why did they order three pan-seared tunas plus tuna tartar? I mean, I like tuna as much as the next guy, but this seems a little excessive.

They're strapping sorts. Like Gaston.

[Bees52]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And the Lysol douches of the 50's! 

My mom told me about that. The brown Lysol in a bottle.  She used it just for house cleaning and sanitizing, but she said some women did use it for more than that.

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It was Tuna Tuesday! 

We seem to give new meaning to Tuna Sunday.

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

 

Remember FDS spray from the 70's? Everything old is new again.

FDS WOmaaaan, FDS WOMAN SO VERY CONFIDENT!!  oh god, where did my brain find that song...

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Lysol?  What the what?!

 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stevi: i forbid you to talk to your family.

She's turning out to be one of the biggest villains this season! He must not have any doubts, he must not ever be homesick, he must not ever be uncomfortable with how things are done in the US...

[Shelbie]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I had a teacher in high school that took at section of time and taught us about how to open a bank account. How to write a check. How to do basic taxes. How to do basic stuff that you need in the outside world. That's a good teacher 

I worked in a bank and had to teach adult women who had lost their husbands how to do everything. They had no idea what loans , credit cards or mortgages they had or how to pay them. They were scared and freaked out. I can’t imagine trying to deal with that in the midst of grief.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stevi: i forbid you to talk to your family.

Damn near fell out of bed. Where does she get off? I hate her.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

My mom told me about that. The brown Lysol in a bottle.  She used it just for house cleaning and sanitizing, but she said some women did use it for more than that.

If your hooch smells that bad that you need Lysol...girl, you dyin'

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

What came first? The hubby cheating or the fish market smell excuse?

Edited 17 hours ago by Auntie Anxiety

[tvrox]

34 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Anecdote #2, my friend who lived in Turkey has just moved to Mexico City! Nice to know I have a rabbit hole to dive into, if necessary.

So Mexico is better than Turkey? What would Sarper say? 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

We seem to give new meaning to Tuna Sunday.

Or a Tuna Sundae?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

She's turning out to be one of the biggest villains this season! He must not have any doubts, he must not ever be homesick, he must not ever be uncomfortable with how things are done in the US...

And he must never, ever tell her that he feels sad or homesick, because it makes HER feel bad. She is the worst.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What came first? The hubby cheating off the fish market smell excuse?

Good God!! Women couldn't win.

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

She obviously can't keep him downtown.

[AR Traveler]

2 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

I worked in a bank and had to teach adult women who had lost their husbands how to do everything. They had no idea what loans , credit cards or mortgages they had or how to pay them. They were scared and freaked out. I can’t imagine trying to deal with that in the midst of grief.

This is why Mr. Traveler and I both know everything about our finances and how things are set up (well, maybe not the $100 I once won in a basketball bracket, but you know).  It's why we went ahead and prepaid our funerals, and made sure our son knows where all our papers are.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

So Mexico is better than Turkey? What would Sarper say? 

He lived in Mexico for a number of years before he took off for various places before settling in Turkey. He lived in Puerto Vallarta before, Mexico City is a whole different vibe and he really loves it so far. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Madhi and Matt should form a stuck in the middle support group.

[tvrox]

31 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

Just thought the same thing.  Blows a gasket at naked paintings, then chugs a drink.

Wouldn't you need a drink to deal with Stevie? 

[OoogleEyes]

Abuser 101: Isolate

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Good God!! Women couldn't win.

We still can't. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He lived in Mexico for a number of years before he took off for various places before settling in Turkey. He lived in Puerto Vallarta before, Mexico City is a whole different vibe and he really loves it so far. 

Tell him to look up what’s his name and what’s his name.

[kacesq]

How old is Shekinah’s daughter?

[Bees52]

 There's no maybe, Madhi, you shouldn't marry Stevi.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Wouldn't you need a drink to deal with Stevie? 

All of them. All the drinks. 

[tvrox]

Sofie looks just like her mom, pre-plastic surgery. 

Too bad we didn't see her boarding school. I went to one for years, so was curious. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tell him to look up what’s his name and what’s his name.

My God, he's probably met them already. He's gay, and very sociable. He's been there two months and has already made a million friends. 

[kacesq]

Maybe a spinoff of Sarper touring the US?

[Suzywriter]

Shekky is fading fast.

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

My God, he's probably met them already. He's gay, and very sociable. He's been there two months and has already made a million friends. 

Did Kenny and Armando stay in Mexico?