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[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Plumber Guy probably says things like “doo hickey” when he’s repairing appliances.

He's the living embodiment of the people who turn into their parents in that ad. 

[Gobi]

We'll cross next week's bridge when we get to it.

Till next time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Glad I came to snark instead of doing household chores that are desperately in need of attention. There’s always manana. Have a great week, everyone. Now I’m going to rush back to Season 4 of Babylon Berlin to cleanse my brain from these fuckturd finaces. Adieu.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Mina is not at all attractive, really. 

Well peeps, that's a wrap! Thanks for all the laughs, as always, love you all, hope to see you tomorrow night. Meanwhile, don't buy any word art, and CLOSE YOUR DOOR!

Her personality is like she perpetually smells gasoline.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I’m sure it’s like renting a boat slip for your yacht

He lives on the runway. The cost of the house might have included lifetime space for your plane?

[Red Bridey]

Mina has a hard face. As I've said before in one way or another, I don't understand why women feel disrespected by the existence of ex-WAGs. Maybe Mark likes the photo of the kids? How on earth does that disrespect Mina? The kids have a mother. She isn't living in the house for God's sake. If she found ex-wife's panties in the bureau, that might be a problem but a goddam photo? Get over yourself!

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He lives on the runway. The cost of the house might have included lifetime space for your plane?

I saw a case on Judge Judy once involving a plaintiff who lived in a fly-in community, where a landing strip ran through the development. Everyone who lived there had a plane. I don't remember what state it was located in, though.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, AR Traveler said:

Another Sharp trope-the friend who asks tough questions and speaks sense.

Yeah funny but I never talked about my love life with my plumber. 

[magemaud]

20 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Does Mina have a profession? I mean I know she can’t work right now but just curious.

Surprise! She’s (yet another) MODEL! 

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Oh my days. She’ll have a Live, Laugh. Love sign too won’t she.

Live, Laugh, Love (a cruise ship lover). 

[Bees52]

19 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Make sure to change the channel the second this show is over. We don’t want them to count us in their ratings for Hilary and Alex, “victims” of a tragedy.

 

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh the Baldwin clan…fuck that …see you diehard’s tomorrow !

 Done! I turned to an animated movie: Raya and the Last Dragon.  Definite palate cleanser. 🐉 

Speaking of dragons, that Mina looks like she will be something else for Mark and his family. I hope he keeps that plane fueled and ready to fly her out of there. See some of y'all tomorrow if not, next week. Have a good one.

 

[Eldemarge]

Someone on Reddit said that Mina looks like a hammerhead shark and I can't unsee it.

[magemaud]

Reality Rox is at it again! She's so spot on! 

 

[lilmarysunshine]

On 2/23/2025 at 8:35 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

I have a friend who has a plane. He's very comfortable financially but I wouldn't call him rich. He was married but no kids, so he and his wife were able to have a lovely home and take nice vacations and whatnot. He's also a guy who looks after his money and invested wisely. I don't think that's the case with plane boy. 

Mark is divorced, right? If so, his ex likely got half of everything, too. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, my friends! Its Sunday night and we gather here yet again, for another two hours of mind numbing boredom as we watch the antics of these irritating human root vegetables. How's everyone's week been? It's been a tough week with my mother, so I am exhausted. Please amuse me!

[OoogleEyes]

Human root vegetables! Are we sharing recipes tonight?

Edited 16 hours ago by OoogleEyes

[Gobi]

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[Auntie Anxiety]

Hi, my friendly snarkers. My big accomplishment today was a purge of my sock drawer. I found some roll top socks at Costco and bought 3 packs (18 pairs) because I was sick and tired of having my circulation cut off. So before I started, it felt like a Herculean task but it took about 40 minutes and I was done. I’ve been admiring my work all day! Thus, I am exhausted!!

[MagicEyes]

I'm here, and ready for some high-quality snark to distract me from the crappiness of my life!

I hate the throuple already, and i hope they end up being miserable. 

[judylo]

I am also severely in need of a laugh or two. Not sure I can be amusing, given my bleak mood …

[MagicEyes]

It is going to be fun watching Mark's world collapse around his ears. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

I am also severely in need of a laugh or two. Not sure I can be amusing, given my bleak mood …

@judylo, sit back a and let us take care of you. Sorry you’re feeling down.

[Red Bridey]

I've had a stupid cold so have been completely useless all weekend long. I'm here, recording the Oscars because I've only seen the Bob Dylan biopic. I'm invested in these love birds so much more 😂😂

[OoogleEyes]

That does look like a comfortable lifestyle. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mina looks like she’s already knocked up in the intro shot.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mina looks like she’s already knocked up in the intro shot.

She's gotta lock down that green card!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Going first class is the only way I’d get on an airplane at this point. Too many crazy passengers.

[OoogleEyes]

No wonder he is sad. And, who would come to the US from Paris, ffs?

[MagicEyes]

Mark and Mina aspire to be the next Alex and Hilaria, with many children and a reality show that (hopefully) no one will watch. 

[Shelbie]

Hi everyone.

[Red Bridey]

This poor kid not only has to be on camera but also had to figure out what to say in English? Keep him off camera! Let Mina prove she's a loving mother some other way 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mina is in desperate need of a good manicure. Just saying.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Human root vegetables! Are we sharing recipes tonight?

Why not? The side conversations are the best part of chat!

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I'm here, and ready for some high-quality snark to distract me from the crappiness of my life!

I hate the throuple already, and i hope they end up being miserable. 

 

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

I am also severely in need of a laugh or two. Not sure I can be amusing, given my bleak mood …

(patting sofa) Come sit over here near the fire, you two! Cocktail? The bar is featuring an Aperol Spritz, or if you're in the mood for something stronger, gold Margaritas. The dessert cart is featuring creme brulee, strawberry/raspberry shortcake with fresh whipped cream, or lemon tart. We'll get through together with the help of strong drink and/or sugary sweet treats.

[Gobi]

What's the over/under on a last minute approval for Clayton?

[sainte-chapelle]

Poor Clayton…though I think he is better off in France

[Auntie Anxiety]

I cannot stand the men’s sleeveless look, even if it’s in lieu of a pajama top. Nope.

[Eldemarge]

I'm here! We just watched Goodfellas because my man has not seen A LOT of movies...

Nobody cares about the gross throuple people!

Edited 16 hours ago by Eldemarge

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Going first class is the only way I’d get on an airplane at this point. Too many crazy passengers.

Never mind the state of the FAA. I would be very hesitant to board a plane these days.

[judylo]

Why don’t they hire an immigration lawyer?

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Matt seems like he was born to be a limp dick.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Never mind the state of the FAA. I would be very hesitant to board a plane these days.

New plane crash every week! What's not to love?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, judylo said:

Why don’t they hire an immigration lawyer?

 

For a pilot he sure is stupid

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mina is in desperate need of a good manicure. Just saying.

I saw some pictures of her in IG with close cropped hair and she was so much prettier without that hideous wig 

Edited 16 hours ago by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

If I drift off, it’s because I had a well-deserved gummie right before the show started. I need something to get me through this mess.

[Red Bridey]

Okay, Pepper, I'll have a margarita, no salt, and shortcake. Extra raspberries! 

Something has to get me past these two fame whores with their fake throuple nonsense 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm here! We just watched Goodfellas because my man has not seen A LOT of movies...

Nobody cares about the gross thruple people!

Goodfellas is a classic. You'll have to go funny for the next one, I recommend Tootsie. It was a huge hit with houseguest.

[MagicEyes]

Can someone wake me up when the throuple is over? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So does this mean she doesn’t love her kids more than anything?

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

(patting sofa) Come sit over here near the fire, you two! Cocktail? The bar is featuring an Aperol Spritz, or if you're in the mood for something stronger, gold Margaritas. The dessert cart is featuring creme brulee, strawberry/raspberry shortcake with fresh whipped cream, or lemon tart. We'll get through together with the help of strong drink and/or sugary sweet treats.

I would love some of the lemon tart, and I've never had an Aperol Spritz but it sounds lovely! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Goodfellas is a classic. You'll have to go funny for the next one, I recommend Tootsie. It was a huge hit with houseguest.

Tootsie is one of my favorite movies. An instant classic.

[sainte-chapelle]

I really don’t care about Roberta 2.0