S14.E09: Beachy Keen

[Chatty Cake]

2 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

It can be fun to see what these women come up with, but I do miss the fashion early seasons of the show. The ladies were glamorous with all the designer clothes and cocktail dresses, but it wasn't costumey. 

Right. Now they always have glam and stylists. Things that weren’t too common for housewives back in the day. 

[Sweet-tea]

On 1/28/2025 at 11:59 PM, ZettaK said:

After ten years of marriage the wife in this case gets a larger share of the marital assets/alimony (if there is not a pre nup agreement). Dorit would be equally responsible for the debt accumulated during the marriage, but not for debt accumulated after a legal separation.

I remember reading that the 10-year rule was why Tom Cruise pulled the plug with Nicole Kidman shortly before their 10th anniversary. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

5 hours ago, Chatty Cake said:

Right. Now they always have glam and stylists. Things that weren’t too common for housewives back in the day. 

Every time I see a glam squad working on a "Housewife" I feel it is a bit much (maybe the reunions could be an exception.)  I enjoy seeing the ladies do their own hair and makeup...and many do an exceptional job.  I think Erika started the trend and now most of them feel the need to have a glam squad on call at the drop of a hat.  

[princelina]

5 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Every time I see a glam squad working on a "Housewife" I feel it is a bit much (maybe the reunions could be an exception.)  I enjoy seeing the ladies do their own hair and makeup...and many do an exceptional job.  I think Erika started the trend and now most of them feel the need to have a glam squad on call at the drop of a hat.  

Yes - especially when we are supposed to believe that they paid to fly the entire "squad" across the country, to another country, etc.  I call BS on the whole thing 😃

[RealHousewife]

6 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Every time I see a glam squad working on a "Housewife" I feel it is a bit much (maybe the reunions could be an exception.)  I enjoy seeing the ladies do their own hair and makeup...and many do an exceptional job.  I think Erika started the trend and now most of them feel the need to have a glam squad on call at the drop of a hat.  

I believe Kyle and Vanderpump did their own makeup for years, not sure if Kyle still does. They both always looked beautiful. 

Makeup doesn’t come as easily to everyone though. IRC, Camille began the show doing her own makeup but got a lot of flack for it, so she started to use makeup artists. I get that. The public can be really hard. I don’t think it was flying around with a glam squad nonsense though. 

[Sweet-tea]

On 1/29/2025 at 1:07 AM, Surrealist said:

No, I agree with you. Dorit shouldn't be openly discussing PK's issues on camera. It's a violation of his privacy, and he's no longer on the show anyway.

Agree. I wouldn't do it if it were my husband. 

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And, wow - no big surprise that Erika has not ever been "in love" in her life.  

Maybe because she's "inherently cold." 

On 1/29/2025 at 8:21 AM, Pi237 said:

So, Kyle can harass people about Telling the Truth,but when it's her turn- everyone's in a cult? Nice try, Kyle.  Even if Dorit is just digging for info on PK, I still wouldn't be ok with someone telling my husband that they keep his secrets and always will. 

I wouldn't like it either. 

On 1/29/2025 at 8:36 AM, janiema said:

Did I hear correctly that PK’s sponsor said the couple should separate? 

No, Dorit was speculating about whether the separation was PK's or his sponsor's idea. She said the sponsor was there when they talked. I'd be surprised if a sponsor suggested this. Good sponsors do not give marital advice. They take the person through the steps and support their sobriety.

It is sometimes said you may have to change "people, places and things" to stay sober. However, it is also recommended that you don't make any major changes in the first year of sobriety. So I think Dorit is speculating and doesn't want to admit that PK decided to leave her. PK could've just told his sponsor he was nervous about talking to Dorit and asked him to be there for support. JMO

Edited Saturday at 09:13 PM by Sweet-tea
Computer keeps changing Dorit to Doris.

[Sweet-tea]

On 1/29/2025 at 9:28 AM, Mindthinkr said:

I think he just got tired of all it takes to be her husband.

It seems like it would take a lot, so I don't really blame him. The way she is throwing him under the bus and calling him a raging alcoholic on TV says a lot about her character. 

On 1/29/2025 at 12:29 AM, ZettaK said:

Also, Dorit is skeletal (did you notice her arms?) compared to how she looked in those scenes from the past. 

 

Separation/divorce can be very stressful. Some people overeat and some have trouble eating. 

On 1/29/2025 at 10:27 AM, Natalie68 said:

Portia was doing everything she could to NOT say you aren't welcome.  Talk about a human dingleberry.  

Yep. Kyle isn't exactly quick on the uptake. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

I still haven’t watched this episode or the New York episode. I moved out of my house last week. We are subletting from a very nice family. But I don’t think they have Peacock or cable On Demand. I kind of listened to it live Tuesday, as I was working as a personal assistant. But I am dying to study it. Ronnie and Ben said that Kyle agreed to buy a Porsche for Portia, so that she will be able to guilt Portia into inviting her to join them for lunch.

[JenE4]

13 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I still haven’t watched this episode or the New York episode. I moved out of my house last week. We are subletting from a very nice family. But I don’t think they have Peacock or cable On Demand. I kind of listened to it live Tuesday, as I was working as a personal assistant. But I am dying to study it. Ronnie and Ben said that Kyle agreed to buy a Porsche for Portia, so that she will be able to guilt Portia into inviting her to join them for lunch.

Ronnie and Ben are from Watch What Crappens, right? They were the “bartenders” on Thursday’s (I think or Wednesday’s) WWHL. I was like, OMG, these are the guys I always hear about on Primetimer! They are officially Andy approved. Once you figure out how to watch it, you should check out your fellas, too. Hope you settle into your new home.

Edited Sunday at 12:27 PM by JenE4

[Pattycake2]

A couple of days ago, I turned on my local PBS station and there was a show called To Dine for  with host Kate Sullivan. She was doing a one on one interview with Boz.   Other episodes included people such as Ken Burns and Richard Branson.  Boz was asked about her background, education, and her rise through media and marketing giant companies.  I gotta say this…Boz is very, very smart and extremely savvy.   She did say that whenever she joined a new company that she took time to really listen to her colleagues and staff.  Of course, that’s what Boz said about Dorit.  That she, Boz, likes to listen and Dorit likes to talk.  I wonder if any of the other ladies took the time to really talk to Boz. If not, perhaps that’s why the two of them bonded.  Or perhaps she also evaluated the situation and decided an alliance with Dorit was the smart thing to do.  Or maybe it was a combination of the two.

Frankly, I don’t think any of the other ladies, other than perhaps Jennifer, could out strategize Boz if Boz really wanted to play.

[Cosmocrush]

16 hours ago, Pattycake2 said:

A couple of days ago, I turned on my local PBS station and there was a show called To Dine for  with host Kate Sullivan. She was doing a one on one interview with Boz.   Other episodes included people such as Ken Burns and Richard Branson.  Boz was asked about her background, education, and her rise through media and marketing giant companies.  I gotta say this…Boz is very, very smart and extremely savvy.   She did say that whenever she joined a new company that she took time to really listen to her colleagues and staff.  Of course, that’s what Boz said about Dorit.  That she, Boz, likes to listen and Dorit likes to talk.  I wonder if any of the other ladies took the time to really talk to Boz. If not, perhaps that’s why the two of them bonded.  Or perhaps she also evaluated the situation and decided an alliance with Dorit was the smart thing to do.  Or maybe it was a combination of the two.

Frankly, I don’t think any of the other ladies, other than perhaps Jennifer, could out strategize Boz if Boz really wanted to play.

Thank you for the tip @Pattycake2!  This looks like a great show, wish my local PBS carried it.   I have to say that becoming a RHOBH does make me think a little less of her otherwise stellar career.  I cannot imagine what her and Dumb Dorito have to talk about.  Maybe that's why Boz just listens and lets Dorito ramble on.  And on.   And on. 

If anyone is interested in checking this out here is a link to the episode.  

 

[Rlb8031]

On 1/29/2025 at 12:30 AM, hoodooznoodooz said:

I wish she wouldn’t wear that braided hair pin in her interviews. The color doesn’t even match the rest of her hair.

She dresses too loud for my taste. She has beautiful skin, and she has a regal look and fantastic posture. 

But I don’t think she’s actually pretty. 

My dad would have said she was "striking" - there is something that draws your eyes to her and keeps your attention, but it isn't that she's universally "pretty" (whatever that means).

[hoodooznoodooz]

44 minutes ago, Rlb8031 said:

My dad would have said she was "striking" - there is something that draws your eyes to her and keeps your attention, but it isn't that she's universally "pretty" (whatever that means).

Did you ever watch “News Radio,” a TV series on NBC, with Phil Hartman, Vicki Lewis, Maura Tierney and Dave Foley?

I love this scene:

 

Lisa:
All right, I did not ask for the stupid award.

Beth:
If I were you, I'd be upset, too. I mean, you? Cute? Come on.

Lisa:
Well, I'm not entirely uncute. I... I... why are you being nasty about this?

Beth:
I'm not being nasty. You're pretty. You're very pretty, in fact. But cute? I don't think so.

Lisa:
Well, I wasn't aware there was a difference.

Beth:
Well, of course there's a difference. Pretty means pretty. Cute means pretty but short and/or hyperactive -- like me.

Lisa:
Uh, huh. What is beautiful?

Beth:
Beautiful means pretty and tall.

Lisa:
Gorgeous?

Beth:
Pretty with great hair.

Lisa:
Striking?

Beth:
Pretty with a big nose.

Lisa:
OK, you're making this up.

Beth:
That's ridiculous, why would I make it up?

Lisa:
Voluptuous?

Beth:
Pretty and fat.

Lisa:
Sexy?

Beth:
Pretty and easy.

Lisa:
Exotic?

Beth:
Ugly.

[ladle1]

Anyone else wonder why Lisa Rinna's mom was desperately trying to get into Kyle's house?

[Surrealist]

5 hours ago, ladle1 said:

Anyone else wonder why Lisa Rinna's mom was desperately trying to get into Kyle's house?

This would've made for a better storyline than what we've been getting this far this season.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Wait, Garcelle has a beach house?

[ZettaK]

3 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Wait, Garcelle has a beach house?

Yes, the one in Oxnard she built recently.