Season 13 Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, Gary, dig deep this time.

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Could be carrot cake! That's a vegetable. 

You are right, I completely forgot about it!  And then there are sweet potato pies and pumpkin pies...

[sainte-chapelle]

10 months…he could have lost so much weight! What a waste

Edited 10 hours ago by sainte-chapelle

[magemaud]

I missed the first twenty minutes tonight but it doesn’t appear I missed anything. 
He’s not getting to Houston. 

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Carpe cupcakes! 

I want this on a t-shirt!

[ams1001]

Just now, HorrrGoodnight said:

He's eating like a bird? Like the LiMu Emu? Is he saving us money on car insurance?

Birds actually eat pretty frequently. So, yeah.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Hellga said:

Heh, whole grain vegetables.  We are lucky if it's a cake with some whole wheat flour in it...

Carrot cake 

[lemoncake]

Still needs a crew to move him after 9 months 

[katycat74]

Who's this cleavage lady? I don't remember her. 

[sainte-chapelle]

My friend always orders sweet potato fries because they are healthy 

[Chicklet]

Well he's walking, I'll give him that but he's going to have a heart attack from the effort.

Wonder how many 10s of pounds he lost.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Waaaaannnnnnhhhhh. He has to get himself weighed. Why can’t Dr. Now just take his word for it?

[mmecorday]

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Carpe cupcakes! 

My new motto! 

[AnnaBaptist]

I'm guessing 745.

[MagicEyes]

I think maybe he has lost some weight this time. 

[Hellga]

At least this time he got himself out of the apartment and into the courtyard. The EMTs gotta be grateful for that at least. 

[mk828]

He's been getting rounder and rounder throughout these last 2 hours 😳

[magemaud]

I didn’t realize gravity increases outside! Who knew! 

[HorrrGoodnight]

You're not on Jupiter, you're just outside!

[lemoncake]

Gary can't give up food. 

[sainte-chapelle]

He looks the same to me…any predictions ?

[HorrrGoodnight]

748

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Birds actually eat pretty frequently. So, yeah.

Maybe his inner bird is a hummingbird.  Eating its weight in sugar every day!  He just can't physically shove 750 lb of sugar in his mouth every day, but he does his best to try. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Kody. He had nothing to do with his sister ex-wives despising him.

[lemoncake]

I want Sister Wives canceled because I want the TLC money train to chug away from Kody

[mk828]

I refuse to ever watch an episode of Sister Wives 

[CrazyInAlabama]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I missed the first twenty minutes tonight but it doesn’t appear I missed anything. 
He’s not getting to Houston. 

You missed nothing.   But the Supersized of this train wreck of an episode is on this Saturday 7 to 9 pm central.    

So, 1st weigh in 764

2nd weigh in 759, down 5 lbs.

3rd weigh in 753, so down another 6 lbs, a total of 11 lbs. 

Edited 10 hours ago by CrazyInAlabama

[mmecorday]

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Birds actually eat pretty frequently. So, yeah.

"Birds really eat a tremendous lot. But -I-I don't really know anything about birds. My hobby is stuffing things." - Norman Bates

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

He looks the same to me…any predictions ?

I'm going to guess he's lost something like 11 or 15 or 19 pounds and he will be absolutely over the moon and bursting with pride at his accomplishments.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, lemoncake said:

I want Sister Wives canceled because I want the TLC money train to chug away from Kody

Or do a spin off with just the ex wives. No kooty

[katycat74]

2 weeks in a row with no Houston visits!  I wonder how Nurse Eyeshadow is doing

[Hellga]

I am going to say he doubled his effort.  So, 749.  No, I still feel generous.  747 for some cupcake crumbs that fell out of his reach.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm going to guess he's lost something like 11 or 15 or 19 pounds and he will be absolutely over the moon and bursting with pride at his accomplishments.

It was such an ordeal.

[ams1001]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I want this on a t-shirt!

 

(I also found one that says "Carpe Panum" which the site says means "seize the cake," but google translate says means "pick up the bread"...)

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm going to guess he's lost something like 11 or 15 or 19 pounds and he will be absolutely over the moon and bursting with pride at his accomplishments.

So…two poops?

[lemoncake]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Or do a spin off with just the ex wives. No kooty

Sobbin Robyn will support him. She needs to go too. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Birds actually eat pretty frequently. So, yeah.

I've been busy keeping my feeders full during this cold snap. They are lil'piggies!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, lemoncake said:

I want Sister Wives canceled because I want the TLC money train to chug away from Kody

Maybe a new show, "Ex Sister Wives", showcasing Christine, Meri and Janelle's new, independent lives, Kody free. The thought of Kody and Robyn grinding their molars to powder in fury, as the three exes laugh and count their money? GOLD

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, lemoncake said:

Sobbin Robyn will support him. She needs to go too. 

Definitely no Robin, they are still married and she is as big of an asshole as he is…

[aliya]

Jeez. The breathing!  I look at people like this and think, their size isn't from an accident or some unique genetic condition. You ate yourself into the inability to breath, to move, to attend to your toilet functions, to bathe. You did this. I realize a lot of Dr Now's patients had trauma and never got help dealing with it, but at some point, don't you look at yourself in the mirror and say you are an adult and you're responsible for the way you are now? This applies to a lot of things in life, not just diet. 

[ams1001]

742

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, katycat74 said:

2 weeks in a row with no Houston visits!  I wonder how Nurse Eyeshadow is doing

She's at Target, looking for some sweet Warm Taupe or Antique Bronze eyeshadow. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

"Birds really eat a tremendous lot. But -I-I don't really know anything about birds. My hobby is stuffing things." - Norman Bates

That's Gary's hobby too! Stuffing himself!

Do those twins still have a show?

[ams1001]

Just now, ams1001 said:

742

Well, I was optimistic.

"Dr. Now will think I'm not trying hard enough." 

Because you're not!

[Chicklet]

He is so on a roll. It's not fair, this isn't right, he's hitting bingo spaces.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Dr. Now is gonna curse his ass out.

[lemoncake]

Girl bye

[Red Bridey]

Ten whole pounds. In nine months. He's a superstar! Bye, Gary. You're done. 

Edited 10 hours ago by Red Bridey

[sainte-chapelle]

A hahahahahahaha…he lost another 💩 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, HorrrGoodnight said:

Dr. Now is gonna curse his ass out.

And I am here for it. 

Dude. It's been a YEAR. He has lost what, 15 pounds? Lord. 

This is his cue to give up. He'll just say to himself "No matter what I do, its not enough. Might as well have some HoHos and a bucket of Dr. Pepper"