Season 13 Live Chat

[umgoblue]

He says he is going to find himself where he is supposed to be:

Down 210 pounds? 

I am going to go out on a limb and emphatically say: NOPE!

[lemoncake]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

@lemoncake, every time I see your name, I want lemon cake! :D

I make a super awesome sour cream lemon cake with lemon glaze. Hence the name 

[HorrrGoodnight]

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[Chicklet]

Drop "another" 70 pounds? He hasn't lost that much yet has he?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I got a notification that someone posted in the Semi-Homade chat a YouTube of a guy reacting to her show. 

I miss Sandra Lee and Semi Ho Made. That show was GOLD. And the TWOP forum was a blast!

[CrazyInAlabama]

Month 1-627 lbs

Month 3-618 down 9 lbs.

Month 5-601 down 17 lbs.

Month 7-577 down 24 lbs. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Yea he is not following the diet

[HorrrGoodnight]

Please go to room 5!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dr. Now, just set him loose. He’ll never lose the weight you require.

[mmecorday]

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I make a super awesome sour cream lemon cake with lemon glaze. Hence the name 

YUM! 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, lemoncake said:

So Juan thinks his family is upset that he does things for himself? Oh honey 

I agree. His mother looked annoyed and complained about moving the bucket and getting --water--on her. Dereck looked irritated at every offer of help. Enablers don't like getting displaced.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Drop "another" 70 pounds? He hasn't lost that much yet has he?

He's reading ahead. Easier to lose the second seventy pounds. 

Oh, he can walk further. He can walk all the way to the mailbox. 

[Eldemarge]

The old Dr Now would have been like "YOU SHUT YOUR LYING FACE" but the Doctor is tired now.

[lemoncake]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I miss Sandra Lee and Semi Ho Made. That show was GOLD. And the TWOP forum was a blast!

Didn't she get that gig because she was married to some big honcho at the network?

[HorrrGoodnight]

Well it's 9:44 so I don't think he's going to doo dis.

[Suzywriter]

Also, this dude will be a knock-out when at a reasonable weight.

[Red Bridey]

I will say he has nice clothes and footwear for someone if his size. But he's still a pinhead. 

Still working on losing 70 lbs in two munts. And Juan never even gets close. We have 15 minutes left so I'm going out on a limb and saying no surgery for him!

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, lemoncake said:

I make a super awesome sour cream lemon cake with lemon glaze. Hence the name 

Juan would buy one from you. For his late night snack. The entire cake.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I miss Sandra Lee and Semi Ho Made. That show was GOLD. And the TWOP forum was a blast!

The best!!!

[lemoncake]

70 pounds in 2 munts. He lost 70 in 7 munts. At this rate he will be ready for surgery in 4 years 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

The old Dr Now would have been like "YOU SHUT YOUR LYING FACE" but the Doctor is tired now.

He hasn't gained. There'd be fireworks if he had.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, lemoncake said:

Didn't she get that gig because she was married to some big honcho at the network?

I think you’re thinking of Governor Andrew Cuomo, the love guv. 🤢

Edited February 13 by Auntie Anxiety

[umgoblue]

16 minutes left and no surgery, he hasn't lost the initial 70 pounds!

Another wasted episode.

But, glad to be with y'all!

[ams1001]

1 minute ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

Well it's 9:44 so I don't think he's going to doo dis.

Three trips to Houston but still no surgery.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

Well it's 9:44 so I don't think he's going to doo dis.

Hey! He's DETERMINED to succeed! Nothing can stop him! He'll show Dr. Now!

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think you’re thinking of Governor Andrew Cuomo, the love guy. 🤢

But that was later. Her first husband was some shady real estate guy. But rich. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

He hasn't gained. 

As I said earlier, if we didn’t have low standards, we’d have no standards at all.

[MagicEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I miss Sandra Lee and Semi Ho Made. That show was GOLD. And the TWOP forum was a blast!

She always overindulged in the cocktails and did something weird with the tablescapes. Why don't we have any shows like that now? She did do a show on Netflix, but it wasn't the kind of lunacy that we expect from Sandra Lee. 

If anyone hasn't seen it, go watch the Kwanzaa Cake video. It is wild!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Also, this dude will be a knock-out when at a reasonable weight.

And then the church ladies will be fighting to ply him with home baked goodies and he'll be the size of an armoire again in no time. 

[babyhouseman]

I've never watched cooking shows. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think you’re thinking of Governor Andrew Cuomo, the love guv. 🤢

She was married to someone else at the time of the show. She did come up on her own through decorating. She made some curtain rod treatment that was big on the Home Shopping Network or someplace 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hey, that’s the dog that one the Westminster Dog Show! I went to it about 20 years ago. My sons bought me a ticket for my bday. I love the dog show!! Always have.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And then the church ladies will be fighting to ply him with home baked goodies and he'll be the size of an armoire again in no time. 

DEAD.

What a lovely French word! So appropriate for Metarie!

[Chicklet]

So he has a church or just cos-plays a pastor one on tv?

Increase in stamina? He's still weeble-ish.

Edited February 13 by Chicklet

[Auntie Anxiety]

He’s pastoring? I’m shocked.

[HorrrGoodnight]

He might have gained y'all.

[Pepper Mostly]

Looks like all the folks at this church are people of size. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here we go, his audition for The Voice.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for crying out loud. there are what, five people here? 

[ams1001]

Church!

"Y'all doin' allright?" As he gasps for breath...

Is brother getting bigger?

[Eldemarge]

This is just the rehearsal, right?

[sainte-chapelle]

Lord he is already out of breath

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Looks like all the folks at this church are people of size. 

I need to find out when this church is having a potluck!

[babyhouseman]

"I've got Jesus on the inside" I think that's food.

[umgoblue]

Umm...so he's Kirk Franklin now?!?

I was ready to hear him sing, but alas.

 

Edit: They could have left that scene on the editing floor.

Edited February 13 by umgoblue

[Red Bridey]

He's not running for anything, except maybe seconds or thirds or fourths.

Edited February 13 by Red Bridey

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Looks like all the folks at this church are people of size. 

Obesity is an epidemic. I think especially in the South.

[mmecorday]

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Looks like all the folks at this church are people of size. 

LOL! Except for the one skinny woman wearing the God Is Love T-shirt. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Looks like all the folks at this church are people of size. 

That's good church lady food!

[Chicklet]

That knot in your stomach is just your lunch. And breakfast. And last night's dinner.

Ok he FINALLY did it. 

Edited February 13 by Chicklet

[HorrrGoodnight]

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