Season 13 Live Chat

[Red Bridey]

Fatty fatty two by four, can't get through the bedroom door

[OoogleEyes]

I'm just checking in with my Pals to see if anything changed...

Nope! I'll see you all Friday for Cocktails with Convicts (wait..are we doing this crime tales or whatever that is?)

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I just started Murder in Provence and I am really enjoying it

Isn't it great? I'm so sad there are only three episodes! I love the main characters badinage, they're so cute together. 

But Death in Paradise is BACK on the 19th! I am mad with joy!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, lemoncake said:

I went to public school and wasn't really raised with religion. But my parents had zero patience with us not going to school, doing our work, achieving. I was one of six and my mom used to scream " get a hobby!"  at us when she was tired of listening to us bicker and complain. 

If we bickered we got a broom, a dust rag, a pile of laundry or one of eight hundred other chores to 'keep us busy'.

[HorrrGoodnight]

A whole lotta nothing 

[umgoblue]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

If he walks on the grass, we'll be in hysterics. 

Grass?

Only if he catapults himself over the banister.

The probability of DeShaun going down or, worse yet, climbing back up the stairs:  A RESOUNDING ZERO!

[lemoncake]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Our biggest fear (I’m one of four kids) was to disappoint our mother. 

Yes. My kids are like that with me. My oldest divorced her *** husband and didn't tell me for months because she thought I would see her as a failure. I cheered. 

[ams1001]

I got dessert. Hot cocoa and three Hershey kisses. (There's three different color wrappers, I have one of each. A balanced diet.)

That ziti does not look like it's on da diet.

[Auntie Anxiety]

He’s never going to change. NEVER!! Stop wasting your time on that pipe dream, Mom.

[HorrrGoodnight]

That is not on the damn diet 

[mk828]

Momma son bonding over some baked ziti.. How nice! 

[Red Bridey]

Hahahahaha this guy is such a liar! 

[sainte-chapelle]

That is not on the diet

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh look, a cheese casserole with extra cheese on it! 

[Eldemarge]

You LIED to Dr Now about cooking things on the diet for this guy!  I know that rigatoni ziti or whatever isn't on the diet!!

Edited Thursday at 02:45 AM by Eldemarge

[lemoncake]

What am I watching ???

[umgoblue]

Just now, HorrrGoodnight said:

That is not on the damn diet 

She claims that he is following a 1200 calorie diet.

Unfortunately, she didn't finish the sentence:

1200 calories for each meal and snack.  He eats 10 meals a day, minimum.

[sainte-chapelle]

Where is Diamond ? Far away I hope

[HorrrGoodnight]

The dueling walkers Lord

[ams1001]

Oh, stop crying, Baylen's dad.

[aliya]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Our biggest fear (I’m one of four kids) was to disappoint our mother. 

My parents didn't do this, but I knew kids who would get chewed out by Sister (or worse yet, Monseigneur would come over from the rectory and yell at the boys), and would go home and get spanked by parents for causing a problem in class. 

[Red Bridey]

Who is Iesha again?

[babyhouseman]

Every time we go to commercial, he's sitting on the bed. Can't he juggle or sing a song or something?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'm just checking in with my Pals to see if anything changed...

Nope! I'll see you all Friday for Cocktails with Convicts (wait..are we doing this crime tales or whatever that is?)

I'll be checking in, no matter what's on offer!

[mk828]

I know Deshaun.. That was a very strenuous workout from your room to the dinning room and back. Take a rest, you earned it! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, ams1001 said:

Oh, stop crying, Baylen's dad.

The parents seem a little overbearing…like they want her to depend on them forever. 

[lemoncake]

Anyone watch Scamanda on Hulu? Woman who faked cancer for donations and attention. True Story 

[Suzywriter]

Sudden light bulb--there was mention of substance use on mom's part, and he is the oldest. I wonder if he was exposed before birth? His behaviors check a few  boxes.

[HorrrGoodnight]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Who is Iesha again?

Cousin 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, mk828 said:

I know Deshaun.. That was a very strenuous workout from your room to the dinning room and back. Take a rest, you earned it! 

You know he is eating a box of doughnuts to reward himself for his hard work

Edited Thursday at 02:48 AM by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, mk828 said:

Momma son bonding over some baked ziti.. How nice! 

All they talk about is him, or food, or him and food. Read a goddamn book! Clean that pigsty you live in! Jesus my blood pressure.

[Pi237]

Listen, producers, if they're not going to leave their homes or at least get weighed in 2 hours of edited footage, just scrap the episode. 

[mk828]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'll be checking in, no matter what's on offer!

Wait.. Y'all snark for other shows too? 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oh look, a cheese casserole with extra cheese on it! 

I invoke Dottie's mean sister. "PAH! A chocolate chip PAH!"

I'm sure she could say "ZITI!" with equal contempt.

[lemoncake]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

All they talk about is him, or food, or him and food. Read a goddamn book! Clean that pigsty you live in! Jesus my blood pressure.

Or take a trip to a thrift store and buy some real furniture. Im tired of the sad chairs and blank walls 

[ams1001]

Ten minutes left and they're finally trying to get a weight?

[babyhouseman]

Nebraska the good life. Yeah, right.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, lemoncake said:

Anyone watch Scamanda on Hulu? Woman who faked cancer for donations and attention. True Story 

Oh, I'm adding it to my list right now, I love scammer shows. I just watched "My Sweet Bobby" some dumb woman got catfished for EIGHT years. I love those. I sit smugly on my couch hissing "you idiot" and "how can you love him? You've never even MET him in person!". Its great for my self esteem.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Guessing 728

[Auntie Anxiety]

First weigh in at 9:51? I bet he won’t go.

[CrazyInAlabama]

4 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Who is Iesha again?

I think she's his cousin.   She's the one who brought him that McDonald's snack including that ice cream cup of calories, right before the dietician made her house call. 

What a surprise, DeShaun isn't going to an appointment.  

[Pi237]

I'm Shocked! 

[umgoblue]

Weight check 1:51 into a TWO HOUR the episode!

WTAF!

[lemoncake]

9:51 and he's refusing to weigh in even with Dr Now sending the fatty patty wagon 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, mk828 said:

Wait.. Y'all snark for other shows too? 

Hell yeah! Friday is Love After Lockup, and most of us do 90 Day Fiance in all iterations. Friday's the best, that show is NUTS. All are welcome, you should join us!

Edited Thursday at 02:55 AM by Pepper Mostly

[Chicklet]

Dude stop this circular argument. The driver is more patient than I would be.

[umgoblue]

Getting your weight is being forced onto you?!?

I can't with him.

Asshole

[HorrrGoodnight]

The petulance!

[mk828]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hell yeah! Friday is Love After Lockup, and most of us do 90 Day Fiance in all iterations. Friday's the best, that show is NUTS

I'll have to remember that! 

[Red Bridey]

This disgusting lazy dirtbag is the worst.