Season 13 Live Chat

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

If they're the same as what I had as a kid, it's a packet of flavored powder that you mix into a pitcher of water and add your own sugar. I think it called for a cup of sugar for a two-liter pitcher. Which as a kid I thought was not enough and now just sounds disgustingly sweet.

The sugar free version is a packet of unsweetened, 2 quarts of water and 1/2 cup of cup-for-cup Splenda.

[umgoblue]

Getting back in shape?!?!?

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I tried dieting for one day. It didn’t work.”

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That’s ok…you didn’t have grapes 

*slowly covers her bowl of grapes*

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Nope, he's not going to succeed. He's got a shitty attitude.

Already, even before talking to the Dr!!!! Give this opportunity to someone worthy

[umgoblue]

When did he try exercising?!  I know that I missed the first five minutes of the episode.  Is that when he was exercising???

[HorrrGoodnight]

Sometimes one plate sometimes two

[Eldemarge]

I eat... Eggs (36 of them), Toast (half of a loaf).

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, katycat74 said:

He never leaves his room? Good! Don't bring him food besides salad and some grilled protein and let him fend for himself

"Here DeShawn, have some crisp, refreshing celery and some clear, icy water. Bon apetit!

[lemoncake]

Such bull sh#t, he's not just eating eggs and toast 

[Auntie Anxiety]

He wants to get out of Omaha. Umm, no one is stopping you except you.

[lemoncake]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

When did he try exercising?!  I know that I missed the first five minutes of the episode.  Is that when he was exercising???

He considers exercising standing for a few minutes each day. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I tried reading once, but it didn't work"

[umgoblue]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

He wants to get out of Omaha. Umm, no one is stopping you except you.

Can we get him to leave that stank-ass room first?  Baby steps...

[HorrrGoodnight]

Maybe he just has resting bitch face.

[mk828]

Was he even listening? Looks like hes falling asleep! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

His entire disability check must pay for the dozens of eggs he eats.

[aliya]

I want to get out of Omaha.

If you could travel, where would you like to go?

Missouri.

[Chicklet]

So full of enthusiasm there dude.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

When did he try exercising?!  I know that I missed the first five minutes of the episode.  Is that when he was exercising???

He didn't say anything about succeeding.

[Red Bridey]

Boy, Dr. Now is talking with him with more respect and patience than he deserves. He is a JERK.

[Eldemarge]

Baby boy don't give a fuuuuuuk about improving his situation.  What are we going to do about this little prince?

[MagicEyes]

I want toast, but I don't have any good toast bread. I do have a lot of butter. 

[katycat74]

His life long dream is to leave Omaha, ok then. Shoot for the stars, I guess?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

Maybe he just has resting bitch face.

Because it’s everyone else’s fault that he’s morbidly obese.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am glad we don’t have smell o vision 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

Can we get him to leave that stank-ass room first?  Baby steps...

At least open the windows.

[ams1001]

Just now, aliya said:

I want to get out of Omaha.

If you could travel, where would you like to go?

Missouri.

"There's other stuff to do in other places."

You don't do anything where you are!

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

His entire disability check must pay for the dozens of eggs he eats.

I'm wondering how he's coping with the rising cost of eggs. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

He has more 'guesses' than Trivial Pursuit

Edited February 6 by HorrrGoodnight

[babyhouseman]

He would not be a good motivational speaker.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

He has bad knees. I wonder why. 

"I used to walk around the house, but I got to big, so I quit"

[umgoblue]

It's interesting that when he talks, he doesn't open his mouth, but his mouth opens really wide when he is shoveling food into it.🤷‍♀️

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

I want to get out of Omaha.

If you could travel, where would you like to go?

Missouri.

I laughed out loud.

[ams1001]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I'm wondering how he's coping with the rising cost of eggs. 

I have eight eggs left. I'm afraid for when I have to replenish. I should have looked at the prices last week when I got milk.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"I used to walk around the house, but I got to big, so I quit"

This would sound ridiculous to any other people but WE know that this actually HAPPENS on this show!!

[mk828]

btw.. I might have found someone who could qualify as poundticipant. I was picking up dinner for my son at BK the other night. There was a rather larger man there eating a big meal by himself. I immediately thought of you fine people and great the snark would be for his episode. It was glorious!

[lemoncake]

are we getting another one who thinks he's working really hard but can't understand why he's not losing weight? Oy

[sainte-chapelle]

His excuse for not walking around the house is that his shoes don’t fit. Dude. You don’t need shoes to do laps around the house

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, mk828 said:

Was he even listening? Looks like hes falling asleep! 

He was dreaming of his next meal.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I want toast, but I don't have any good toast bread. I do have a lot of butter. 

I stopped at a local fruit stand, overpriced gourmet food place today in anticipation of tomorrow’s snow storm. I left with four different kinds of carbs—two cinnamon rolls, two lemon poppy muffins, a loaf of warm French bread and a small challah. Oh, and a small container of fruit salad (which included grapes—duhn, duhn, duhn). Carbs, my favorite food group.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, aliya said:

I want to get out of Omaha.

If you could travel, where would you like to go?

Missouri.

"I'd like to go to Missouri to see my uncle. I hear they have a real big grocery store there"

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

Maybe he just has resting bitch face.

The whole family has RBF. Everyone looks depressed, hopeless and angry.

[lemoncake]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He was dreaming of his next meal.

He's got three people at his back and call. Why change?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Baby boy don't give a fuuuuuuk about improving his situation.  What are we going to do about this little prince?

I vote we mock him mercilessly.

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

His excuse for not walking around the house is that his shoes don’t fit. Dude. You don’t need shoes to do laps around the house

Has that excuse ever been used before? Are his feet too fat?

[lemoncake]

5 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I want toast, but I don't have any good toast bread. I do have a lot of butter. 

Sourdough is my fave

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, lemoncake said:

are we getting another one who thinks he's working really hard but can't understand why he's not losing weight? Oy

It’s that damn scale!! No one bothered to zero it out.

[Chicklet]

This is really on the diet I am sure.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I stopped at a local fruit stand, overpriced gourmet food place today in anticipation of tomorrow’s snow storm. I left with four different kinds of carbs—two cinnamon rolls, two lemon poppy muffins, a loaf of warm French bread and a small challah. Oh, and a small container of fruit salad (which included grapes—duhn, duhn, duhn). Carbs, my favorite food group.

I'm coming over! I'll bring a roll of grassfed sweet butter and some apple cider to mull with cinnamon sticks.