Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Jakeema may also want to call a lawyer. He involved her in drug sales. 

Ooh, I hope we get to see her consultation with one of the professional lawyers Sharp has on retainer. They always inspire confidence. 

6 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

I guess it must be someone's job to sit and listen to prison calls all day. I think I'd die of embarrassment long before the paycheck.

This made me laugh very, very loudly.

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

It's part of that "permanent record" they warn us about in grade school 

This did too. I am dying over here, you guys are ON FIRE.

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

“It’s only right for me to be with my mom…and film this trash reality show…”

Hey, that princely thousand bucks an episode is hard to resist!

[Keywestclubkid]

Ugh when they play the same commercial 4 times in a row 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jut got a commercial for Froot Loops and all I could think about is the carcinogenic food coloring.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I’d call a lawyer immediately and throw dude under the fucking bus. I am not about to go to jail for a man.

But...but....TWIN FLAMES 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Darn!  My laptop battery seems to be depleting very rapidly these days.  I may have to switch to my phone.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Toya and Regina’s. I’ll pass.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

My furnace went out. I live in San Francisco, so temps fall into the forties at night. Cold days are in the mid-fifties so it's not crisis time. I have a room heater for now. Foster cat has been burying himself in the pillows on my bed. I thought I lost him, then I saw the tip of an ear. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Her mom has cancer but don't worry, she's still checking in on her prison peen and letting him order her around. 

"Yeah, my mother is sick and possibly dying, but did you know its been a YEAR since I've had sex?"

[Keywestclubkid]

CHILD that eye liner 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

But...but....TWIN FLAMES 

Snuff that shit out.

[Gobi]

Let me check these two for filters. Just as I thought, no filters.

Edited 14 hours ago by Gobi

[OoogleEyes]

"It's Bradleyuh!

eta: Why am I concerned about the spelling of Bradley-uh?

Edited Yest. at 01:45 AM by OoogleEyes

[WaltersHair]

This hairstyle is distracting me far too much. I won't hear a thing they say.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Can the friend go for some makeup addicts anonymous rehab.

[Red Bridey]

"OMG, it's Brad...lee...uh!" Weren't they just talking to each other when she arrived at the resto? Why call five minutes later?

[Keywestclubkid]

I dont like that he doesnt want to get a forehead tattoo ..

thats just stupid 

[Empress1]

One of my brother’s exes got his initials tattooed on her without discussing it with him. He was horrified. They did not last.

[WaltersHair]

Ask Johnny Depp. Wino Forever.

[Gobi]

She is insane.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Darn!  My laptop battery seems to be depleting very rapidly these days.  I may have to switch to my phone.

I just bought myself a new Chromebook, and I am LOVING that the battery doesn't die after five minutes. And it weighs half what my old Mac does. 

[Red Bridey]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jut got a commercial for Froot Loops and all I could think about is the carcinogenic food coloring.

And I was just thinking how much I liked them as a kid, but wouldn't touch them now.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thad the Lawyer dresses like a clementine.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Yet another friend who seems too smart to be with this horrible person. Savannah makes my brain ache. She is 1/100000% as cute as she thinks she is. 

Edited Yest. at 01:41 AM by PrincessPurrsALot

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

CHILD that eye liner 

I was going to post about that but I knew you would. You never fail me, @Keywestclubkid!

[Empress1]

She got probation for stabbing?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam, let’s cut to the chase. She’s fucked. 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Thad the Lawyer dresses like a clementine.

Absolutely dead.

[Gobi]

This lawyer ain't having it.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

This hairstyle is distracting me far too much. I won't hear hair a thing they say.

FTFY

[MagicEyes]

Is he taking notes on a napkin? He didn't know he was meeting with a lawyer?

[Keywestclubkid]

dude its gonna be seven years 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

This lawyer looks so much like a guy I used to work with. I want to send him a series of spreadsheets, a coding assignment, and testing protocols. 

Edited Yest. at 01:44 AM by PrincessPurrsALot

[Eldemarge]

Are the dating apps THAT BAD in Texas??

 

Let me answer that:  Yes.  

[Empress1]

I am completely unmoved by Sam’s tears.

[SemiCharmedLife]

He'll really need to take care of himself when she gets out.  She has a history of violence with her partners!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam, take your crying outside. You knew this before you got involved.

[WaltersHair]

You know this lawyer is legit because he is absent a ponytail.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Is he taking notes on a napkin? He didn't know he was meeting with a lawyer?

He's also wearing his most respectable black hoodie.

[JenE4]

Wait. Crystal stabbed this man and he came to visit her in prison?!? And they might still get together? I mean, I think getting stabbed would be a dealbreaker for me. 🤷‍♀️

[Red Bridey]

Says Sam, I'm emotional about this (because I'm horny AF). You'd think he'd have made himself more presentable to meet with an attorney.

[MagicEyes]

 

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

He'll really need to take care of himself when she gets out.  She has a history of violence with her partners!

He'll have to hide all the knives and never let her get close to his forehead!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Wait. Crystal stabbed this man and he came to visit her in prison?!? And they might still get together? I mean, I think getting stabbed would be a dealbreaker for me. 🤷‍♀️

You’re such a snob!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

This lawyer ain't having it.

He is clearly a professional lawyer, lawyering professionally, in his professional lawyer office, wearing his outfit from the Regis Philbin Collection, suitable for attorneys and other professional people. And he managed to keep a straight face while explaining to Sam that stabbing someone and being found guilty of it has consequences, even though Sam haz a sad and really, really would like her to come home right now. My hat is off to Lawyer Man. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

22 hours ago, Empress1 said:

I am completely unmoved by Sam’s tears.

It's as if I feel a cage lock around my heart. I feel nothing but disdain for him. He asked for all of this. 

22 hours ago, Ladystardust said:

He's also wearing his most respectable black hoodie.

I mean, it's no studded leather jacket like the classiest cons wear. 

Edited 2 hours ago by PrincessPurrsALot

[Maybeitsme]

I'll bet Sam would get her name tattooed on his forehead 

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I just bought myself a new Chromebook, and I am LOVING that the battery doesn't die after five minutes. And it weighs half what my old Mac does. 

I bought a new phone and a new car and I'm thinking maybe a new laptop before the tariffs hit

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It as if I feel a cage lock around my heart. I feel nothing but disdain for him. He asked for all of this. 

I mean, it's no studded leather jacket like the classiest cons wear. 

puppy would approve 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He is clearly a professional lawyer, lawyering professionally, in his professional lawyer office, wearing his outfit from the Regis Philbin Collection, suitable for attorneys and other professional people. And he managed to keep a straight face while explaining to Sam that stabbing someone and being found guilty of it has consequences, even though Sam haz a sad and really, really would like her to come home right now. My hat is off to Lawyer Man. 

Sharp is upping their lawyer game.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Says Sam, I'm emotional about this (because I'm horny AF). You'd think he'd have made himself more presentable to meet with an attorney.

Sadly, Sam probably thinks he's very well dressed and presented for this professional appointment. 

[Ladystardust]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He is clearly a professional lawyer, lawyering professionally, in his professional lawyer office, wearing his outfit from the Regis Philbin Collection, suitable for attorneys and other professional people. And he managed to keep a straight face while explaining to Sam that stabbing someone and being found guilty of it has consequences, even though Sam haz a sad and really, really would like her to come home right now. My hat is off to Lawyer Man. 

Must be the hair. The longer the hair, the dumber the lawyer.