Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Here's the place to Live Chat Season five of Love During Lockup. The convict is still in prison, so we can look forward to facetime visits, bathroom twerk sessions, too many children calling someone they've never met "daddy", and many, many, many promises that will never pan out. 

Our cast includes: 

Kate and Hunter (and Kayleigh): Kate is a yoga instructor in Scottsdale, AZ. (Somewhere Melissa is fuming at the thought of a yoga instructor existing anywhere). Kate met Hunter when he was a barista. They knew each other for a year before he went prison for aggravated DUI and a few other things - driving with a suspended license, identity theft, forgery, shoplifting, credit card theft, second degree burglary and aggravated assault. Just what we need - another alcohol-fueled story. But wait, there's more! Kate encouraged Hunter to find a sugar mama to help him financially. Gotta have that ramen money. Enter Kayleigh to whom Hunter has proposed. Dramahz! Also, Hunter describes himself as a user of women. Sounds like a winner. Will we get another "No prostitutes" rules list? 

Tia and Rob are in Bayshore, New York. Tia is a single mom who has done everything she can to build a good life for herself and her children. I am sure they are the most important thing to her. She'll never hold anyone above them. She has been unlucky in love; then inmate Rob caught her eye. She dreams of a family man. He is asking for strippers at his coming home party. Don't worry; I'm sure they'll be classy, family-friendly strippers, or at least they'll call him daddy if he wants. 

Savannah and Bradly: Bradly was formerly Savannah's weed dealer. Savannah is now "California sober", so likely weed is still a drug of choice for her. She is also best friends with Alyssa, Bradly's sister. Alyssa is not a fan of her felon brother. Bradly's family are also not fans. They think he is a user who is taking advantage of Savannah and will drop her as soon as he gets out. After all, we all know how convicts are such catches that all the ladies line up for them. Amirite? 

MJ and Willie knew each other for years but never dated. They both married other people and later divorced their spouses. After Willie ended up behind bars, he reached out to MJ, and they fell for each other. Despite their relationship, MJ ended up "cheating" on Willie with her ex-husband and is about to be tempted again by returning to her hometown where her ex still lives. Yes, it's another cheating on the person you've only "dated" while they are in prison storyline. Can we say that MJ got her ticket punched by her ex but she was thinking of Willie's willie the whole time so it was cheating in the flesh but not in the mind? Anything to get past this already boring accusation. 

Sam and Krystal:  Our female convict this season is Krystal. EMT Sam went looking for love in all the wrong places; that is, an inmate pen pal site. Sam was recently divorced and lonely. Krystal won his heart. He moved from Washington to Texas to be near her. These crazy kids got married, even though she had seven years left to her stint. Sam struck up a relationship with Krystal's grandmother. Nana is now getting jealous of Sam and Krystal's relationship. Oh Sharp, we see you, and it's not pretty. Does Nana wield a wooden spoon? 

Jakeema and Donny:  Jakeema has a history of dating inmates. She found Donny through TikTok and started messaging him. They developed a relationship and single-mom Jakeema moved with her two sons from Texas to Dayton, Ohio, to be closer to her inmate boyfriend. Yes, she's putting the children first, if by first we mean behind prison peen. She begins to worry that Donny might be dealing drugs inside prison, as he often sends her money. Hm, selling drugs in prison or does he make the best ramen mix-ins and Nilla wafer and sprite birthday cakes? The money making possibilities are endless. 

 

Edited December 13 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Keywestclubkid]

Fresh meat ...im so excited I could spit ...

[Red Bridey]

Might be a little late joining in. My alma mater is in the Final Four of NCAA men's soccer and they're tied after two OTs and are in penalty kicks. Go Cats Go!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The male convicts this season are all 6 foot or taller. No mini guys this season. I miss the days of Monique and Derek in the car when it looked like she was taking her son to school. 

[OoogleEyes]

I hope to sweet baby cheeses that we never see JuJu and The Wrapper again 

[Gobi]

How long until the first pregnancy test?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

How long until the first pregnancy test?

What's the over/under?

Hello my lovely Bunkies! I have a cocktail at the ready for the new bunch of lunatics 

[Keywestclubkid]

Royalty? lol 

[Red Bridey]

We did it and won on penalty kicks!! Now I am here to see the course of true love running as smoothly as it always does when the lovers are separated by the carceral system!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Things I learned today: sending an edible arrangement means you're serious. Where's my f'ing cantaloupe?!?!?!?!?

[Keywestclubkid]

damn those arms on that man that hasn't has sex in 8 years tho 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

How long until the first pregnancy test?

Depends on whether or not one of our cons can sweet talk his sugar mama into the custodian's closet. 

Hola, bunkies! How's everyone's week been? 

[Gobi]

"I haven't been completely honest" should be on the bingo card.

[Keywestclubkid]

Rob and these arms .. I am repeating myself and I dont care .... damn those guns lol 

Edited December 14 by Keywestclubkid

[kacesq]

Thank God, the transfer van finally dropped me off here!

 Twin flame was an Internet scam but sure, go on, lady. 

[Empress1]

Rob is cute, except his beard needs shaping.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"Divine counterpart" is a new one. Is that the new spiritual husband? 

[Ladystardust]

Oh no not this twin flame shit. Did anyone see that documentary??

[pinche puta]

do i sort of like tia?!?! i’ll probably change my mind by the next episode 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Came over from the LAL board. I can’t keep track. Hi, all. New scorecard and spread sheet.

[Pepper Mostly]

He's done with this lifestyle. He's taken up yoga and is a vegetarian and plans to study massage therapy. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Oh no not this twin flame shit. Did anyone see that documentary??

Me me me!!! Wild shit, right?

Ah, this is so romantic. Poetry. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Rob and these arms .. I am repeating myself and I dont care .... damn those guns lol 

Easy, @Keywestclubkid! Do you need to lie down and maybe bathe your temples with lavender water or something? Get ahold of yourself! 

[OoogleEyes]

He's ready for the shrimp Alfredo at the strip club

[pinche puta]

awww his little surgical scar! that’s a big ass incision! my mom had a thyroidectomy and her scar is like an inch long

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's done with this lifestyle. He's taken up yoga and is a vegetarian and plans to study massage therapy. 

right after the strip club 

[JenE4]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

How long until the first pregnancy test?

I think this is the spin-off where they don’t actually get out of prison yet. So unless anyone smuggled the sperm out or paid off the CO to get busy in a broom closet, we might be spared.

[Gobi]

It isn't the strippers he really wants, it's the shrimp alfredo.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"I know you horned out". Rob is such a sweet talker. Next he'll ask if she's ovulatin'. 

[MagicEyes]

I could be won over with edible arrangements, as long as they're not the basic ones with underripe fruit. I've had some amazing ones with caramel and chocolate coated apples. 

[Empress1]

 

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Oh no not this twin flame shit. Did anyone see that documentary??

What documentary?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Oh no not this twin flame shit. Did anyone see that documentary??

Oh I did. I'm a sucker for any cult shit. I've seen some hot messes but lawd. 

[kacesq]

Friends I can never date anymore. I don’t have 90,000 selfies with tits out and duck lips.

must be a very exclusive country club. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

We saw this last week and these ladies haven`t gotten any klassier.

[Keywestclubkid]

giiiiiiiiiirl this outfit is not your friend for your body shape not being a bitch but your friend should have told you that before letting you get on camera 

[For Cereals]

Can we still not curse is all I wanna know LOL

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I already hate Savannah. She will be the one that drains the life force from me whenever she is on screen. 

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I could be won over with edible arrangements, as long as they're not the basic ones with underripe fruit. I've had some amazing ones with caramel and chocolate coated apples. 

I've had some great Edibles Arrangements. The fruit was unbelievably ripe. I don't know how they do it! Chocolate covered strawberries will be my only food in Heaven.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I could be won over with edible arrangements, as long as they're not the basic ones with underripe fruit. I've had some amazing ones with caramel and chocolate coated apples. 

Any gift of food is A OK with me. 

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

 

What documentary?

Escaping Twin Flames on Netflix and Desperately Seeking Soulmate on Prime. Both are good!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Friends I can never date anymore. I don’t have 90,000 selfies with tits out and duck lips.

must be a very exclusive country club. 

LOL, yeah, I believe its called Tees and Tits. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

He doesnt want to get her name tattooed on his dick? Definitely not boyfriend material in that case.

[Empress1]

Savannah is pretty rough-looking. You can see her addiction on her face. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Can we still not curse is all I wanna know LOL

Fucked if I know.

[mytmo]

So I missed last week LAL due to a work holiday party that not only did I get a 5 year award but got dissed when the big boss totally butchered my last name.  Glad to be back in general pop

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

giiiiiiiiiirl this outfit is not your friend for your body shape not being a bitch but your friend should have told you that before letting you get on camera 

Her friend’s outfit isn’t flattering either.

Edited December 14 by Empress1

[OoogleEyes]

Methanie?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh Savannah, don't blame god for the person you are now. This is all you. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I fucking hate crop tops.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mytmo said:

So I missed last week LAL due to a work holiday party that not only did I get a 5 year award but got dissed when the big boss totally butchered my last name.  Glad to be back in general pop

What was your award? I hope it was cash. When I made ten years at Tufts I got a set of marble bookends. Talk about useless. I finally donated them to Savers a few weeks ago.