Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Red Bridey]

YES! A stripper fairy dress, just like we hoped for!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

22 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I KNEW Melissa would want a "this is actually lingerie" dress.

If your wedding dress requires nipple covers . . . .

Edited November 23, 2024 by PrincessPurrsALot

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

This is why some single ladies watch this and go 'Hey if a gross harpy like Z can pull a man, should I just start writing to prisoners???'   I know because it crossed MY mind when I was single!  Like as long as the guy never gets out of prison, I could at least have a dependable pen-pal...

From what we’ve seen, they only keep writing if you put money on their books.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Jesue, she is going for the sexy Halloween costume!

Sexy bride.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

That dress is tacky as FUCK.

I must admit that thigh-high slits is not something I'd see at a wedding. But, this is LAL.

[Keywestclubkid]

you know how I feel about GOD ... 

[kacesq]

Ah, Gods plan. The last refuge.

also if I am not mistaken both of these idiots have expected their moms to pitch out and help a lot. But now they’re “overbearing”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

YES! A stripper fairy dress, just like we hoped for!

That rag makes a Pnina gown look like Jackie Kennedy's. 

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

you know how I feel about GOD ... 

"He's a really cool dude. We vibe"

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

That dress is tacky as FUCK.

But, we ALL knew exactly what kind of dress she would go for.  She has no class at all.

[Gobi]

Instead of putting it in God's hands, you should have put it in a condom.

[Eldemarge]

I really think those two idiots are trying to go for a TLC "Oh gee! We have so many children!" TV show.  Not like either one of them wants to actually be in a real profession.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

On 11/22/2024 at 6:14 PM, JenE4 said:

From what we’ve seen, they only keep writing if you put money on their books.

Or send tasteful nudes. 

On 11/22/2024 at 6:15 PM, kacesq said:

Ah, Gods plan. The last refuge.

also if I am not mistaken both of these idiots have expected their moms to pitch out and help a lot. But now they’re “overbearing”

The moms were so overbearing when they were 100% taking care of these idiots' children. 

Montana Millz putting this on god. Christian rapper is Kerok's role, not Montana Millz. He's mister "Sell Drugz". 

Edited November 25, 2024 by PrincessPurrsALot

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ah, Gods plan. The last refuge.

 

God is up there thinking "I gave you idiots doctors who invented birth control"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesus, I fucking hate Miley Cyrus. And her nasal voice.

[kacesq]

Brittany whines a lot. Again…entitlement.

[MagicEyes]

Brittany is going to end up back in prison for violating parole, isn't she? 

[Keywestclubkid]

bitch get a job .. GET A JOB .. dont bitch at him ...

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I really think those two idiots are trying to go for a TLC "Oh gee! We have so many children!" TV show.  Not like either one of them wants to actually be in a real profession.

WeTV's version of the Brady Bunch.  Instead of a housekeeper and butcher they have a granny and rap producer.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kerok, you will rue the day that you hooked up with Britney. She’s a selfish, spoiled bitch.

[kacesq]

Yes, Bri. You do sit around and play around, 

oh, she’s special. She needs a high paying job that serves her interest. This is the chick who quit beauty school right? 

[Gobi]

"I have to get ready for work tomorrow." A concept foreign to Bri.

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany: Do I sit around and play around? 

Pepper Mostly and the entire LAL Live Chat crew: YES. YES YOU DO!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Brittany is going to end up back in prison for violating parole, isn't she? 

I hope so.

[WaltersHair]

I think this is the first episode of the season where I didn't look at the clock because it was dragging.

[Red Bridey]

I hate this f'ing bitch. And Kerok has a point. You don't want to break a nail, you stupid stupid lazy person.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Yes, Bri. You do sit around and play around, 

oh, she’s special. She needs a high paying job that serves her interest. This is the chick who quit beauty school right? 

She sure did. To take care of Kerok, who didn’t ask her to do that.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She's 23 and the jobs she could get are not up to her standards, Britney, Joey, all these cons that will not work if they are not CEO. 

[kacesq]

Kerok is waking up.

[JenE4]

What is there to clean? It’s an entirely empty apartment. You don’t even have stuff to unpack. You have a mattress, one pot, and a candle.

[Eldemarge]

I thought Britney wanted to "take care of Kerok" and stay home.  So...she'll be the main cleaning person.  That's what that means, Britney.  Making Kerok clean and not relax when he's exhausted from a move is not "taking care" of him.

So spoiled.

[Keywestclubkid]

screaming in the apartment and slamming doors oh the new neighbors are loving this 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Yes, Bri. You do sit around and play around, 

oh, she’s special. She needs a high paying job that serves her interest. This is the chick who quit beauty school right? 

I cannot believe what I'm hearing. What kind of job does she expect to get with a prison record, no skills, and no experience? I can't. I have to go lie down. Maybe forever. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

13 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Yes, Bri. You do sit around and play around, 

oh, she’s special. She needs a high paying job that serves her interest. This is the chick who quit beauty school right? 

She quit her job to focus on Jesus and TikTok. I guess that's not bringing in the big bucks, and I sense Jesus hasn't heard from her lately. 

Edited November 23, 2024 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I thought Britney wanted to "take care of Kerok" and stay home.  So...she'll be the main cleaning person.  That's what that means, Britney.  Making Kerok clean and not relax when he's exhausted from a move is not "taking care" of him.

So spoiled.

And when he’s doing physically demanding work. Is he paying her restitution? Because I’d stop if I were him.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I cannot believe what I'm hearing. What kind of job does she expect to get with a prison record, no skills, and no experience? I can't. I have to go lie down. Maybe forever. 

Regional manager of Nails 'R' Us. 🤷‍♀️

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I cannot believe what I'm hearing. What kind of job does she expect to get with a prison record, no skills, and no experience? I can't. I have to go lie down. Maybe forever. 

You can't lay down right now, Britney will not allow it.  And stop throwing her non-abilities in her face!!!

Edited November 23, 2024 by SemiCharmedLife
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[Red Bridey]

Exactly how long does it take to clean an empty apartment? She did spend five minutes cleaning an empty sink, so probably longer than you'd think!

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

screaming in the apartment and slamming doors oh the new neighbors are loving this 

"Honey, I think crack addicts moved in next door!"

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

And when he’s doing physically demanding work. Is he paying her restitution? Because I’d stop if I were him.

I get the idea she is either not paying it or paying 1 penny per week...

[Keywestclubkid]

oh thank god this mess is almost over tonight lol 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

What is there to clean? It’s an entirely empty apartment. You don’t even have stuff to unpack. You have a mattress, one pot, and a candle.

She has to CLEAN. And cook THREE MEALS  A DAY, you heartless, unfeeling monster. 

I for one and positively perishing to see what home cooked delights Brittany will be providing for Kerok. Breakfast, a frozen breakfast burrito. Lunch, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Supper, a bucket of KFC. A positive domestic goddess, this one. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Honey, I think crack addicts moved in next door!"

do they have a vending machine nearby 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

. What kind of job does she expect to get with a prison record, no skills, and no experience? 

CEO of a multi-billlion dollar tech company in California.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

CEO of a multi-billlion dollar tech company in California.

nails for Jesus 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey can’t wait to give up the urine sample. Oh, i see I’m wrong.

[OoogleEyes]

My son is going to be 40 this year. I am so happy that he's a good guy and I never had to deal with this. Yeesh. 

[mytmo]

Wake up and piss in this cup for me

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Honey, I think crack addicts moved in next door!"

"Oh, listen Marge, the Bickersons are at it again"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Joey is outside trying to find a raccoon he can squeeze for urine. 

[WaltersHair]

Wasn't he vomiting like an hour ago? Juice is the perfect thing.