Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There is a memorial at the place where the innocents were hanged in Salem, kind of off the beaten path, not in the touristy areas. There's a Walgreens nearby. Apparently some tourist asked if the Walgreen's was there when the hangings took place. In 1692. Ah yes, Goodman Walgreen, the apothecary, who dispensed pastilles and tinctures and elixirs and salves to the citizenry. Jesus. 

 

I worked with someone who had a side job as a realtor. She was showing a house from the 1800s and was asked if it had the original wiring.

[Ladystardust]

I don't get Louie. He seems to be decent, he works, and he's not bad looking. Why on earth is he dealing with Melissa's bullshit?

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I bought some maple and cinnamon butter at Trader Joe’s. Highly recommend!

I’m waiting for the non pumpkin kringles

[Red Bridey]

Oh shut up Melissa, you are a complete bitch. Take off the shoes and shut the hell up!

Edited Saturday at 01:13 AM by Red Bridey

[littlebennysmom]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Can you give me a hug

Eww, you're sweaty

She's always got a dig ready for him.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I bought some maple and cinnamon butter at Trader Joe’s. Highly recommend!

OH HELL YES

Clinton St Baking Company serves their (delicious)  pancakes with maple butter. Manna from heaven.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That looked like Marry Mep to me. 

[Red Bridey]

Boy, an awful lot of phone abuse is waiting for us in December!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Do not ask someone to marry you who complains about you all the time. All. The. Time. It won't get better. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

The first time one of these characters actually bought the dress they tried on...but I don't like it.  It's not flattering on her.

[Empress1]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Oh shut up Melissa, you are a complete bitch. Take off the shoes and shut the hell up!

I took off my shoes to climb a lighthouse this summer because I had on flip flops. I think Melissa’s boots would be easier. It’s probably the leather pants that got in the way more.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

That looked like Marry Mep to me. 

Me too. I was thinking, “Who is Mep?”

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Do not ask someone to marry you who complains about you all the time. All. The. Time. It won't get better. 

I would rather be in prison.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Melissa, even those plether pants and thigh high boots can’t make your nose look better.

She's hoping if you're staring at her ass your gaze won't make it to her face. 

3 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Oh shut up Melissa, you are a complete bitch. Take off the shoes and shut the hell up!

My god she hasn't stopped complaining for ONE SECOND. 

She hates surprises. Guess she'll say no then, right? 

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

The first time one of these characters actually bought the dress they tried on...but I don't like it.  It's not flattering on her.

Strapless really has to be fitted perfectly. Gapping or spilling over the top is not a good look. She also looks like she could hoist the girls up a bit.

[JenE4]

I wonder whether Louie had second thoughts the fact that Melissa complained from the moment she arrived through him getting on one knee? This is what you’re signing up for. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I would rather be in prison.

Brenda would never behave this way.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Me too. I was thinking, “Who is Mep?”

My other thought was marry me, P. I was trying to figure out who P was.  He really should have checked how that looked before he took the busted beak whiner up the prison tower of hopes and dreams. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa tells Louie that the ring isn’t nice enough.

[Ladystardust]

The top of that lighthouse reminds me of that big hamburger thing at the McDonald's playplace when I was a kid: 

[OoogleEyes]

Awww, Louie!! Good job!

[Empress1]

I mean… if you want to, Louie.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa gets out the pom poms and does a cheer! Louie, Louie, he’s our man…..

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh Louie, you didn't need to do anything to get her irritated with you. She will always be irritated with you. Irritated is her standard mood. 

[littlebennysmom]

Well now I'm sure Melissa will be MUCH better now that she got a ring she likes. 😄  Psyche, she's only going to get worse, Louie.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, she's got her ring. Let's see how long it takes for her to start complaining again. 

Well, girlie, he works four jobs, and he did it so he could buy you that gaudy ring. And it seems like the ring is all you care about. You're not happy to have Louie, you're happy to have that rock though. Bitch. 

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Melissa, even those plether pants and thigh high boots can’t make your nose look better.

Poor Melissa's nose. RIP

[Gobi]

She didn't know what two carats meant?! Jesus take the wheel!

[For Cereals]

Bish didn’t even know what 2 carats looked like?!  I would swap that shit out for cz.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

More proof that it's not about the ring; it's about the bragging rights. Melissa: "I didn't know what 2 carats looks like." 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

She didn't know what two carats meant?! Jesus take the wheel!

I actually emitted a loud squawk when she said that. Wait till Donna gets a load of this. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Bish didn’t even know what 2 carats looked like?!  I would swap that shit out for cz.

I guarantee that her next stop when Louie is busy at work is a jewelry store for an appraisal.

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I took off my shoes to climb a lighthouse this summer because I had on flip flops. I think Melissa’s boots would be easier. It’s probably the leather pants that got in the way more.

Oy, the chafing. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Bish didn’t even know what 2 carats looked like?!  I would swap that shit out for cz.

He really should have gotten a lab-grown.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I actually emitted a loud squawk when she said that. Wait till Donna gets a load of this. 

Does Donna know how much he paid for the ring?  Her head will explode.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Empress1 said:

He really should have gotten a lab-grown.

Or moissanite. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I bet wiping herself is a real challenge for Britney. 

[kacesq]

She’s such a drama queen. Always in her feelings.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Aunt Coffee get a nice, close shave for the elopement?

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I bet wiping herself is a real challenge for Britney. 

Teen Mom poop nails

[JenE4]

Coffee? How do you do, Coffee?

[kacesq]

I love that these two constantly ignore the advice given by *** and then are stunned when the big bad system goes against them.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I bet wiping herself is a real challenge for Britney. 

Maybe she has a bidet. 

Why does everyone keep calling it "the elopement"? Its a wedding!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Many people have a quick wedding with a large reception or more formal ceremony later.  Again, not a victim. 

[For Cereals]

How do these folks have Mercedes?  We are a 1 car household and we could never…

Edited Saturday at 01:27 AM by For Cereals

[mytmo]

Why do Kerok and Coffee look like they are going to play 9 holes?

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I bet wiping herself is a real challenge for Britney. 

Yeah, but, man, can she pick her nose!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Dressing for a wedding in a public bathroom! Bingo! 

[Empress1]

She CLEARLY doesn’t want to do this. 

Just now, For Cereals said:

How do these folks have Mercedes?  We are a 1 car household and we could never…

It looks older.

[MagicEyes]

Why does she have a dress with a train for an elopement??!!