Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Ladystardust]

"I'm going to smoke (crystal meth)" - Joey

That man 100% is on drugs again.

[Empress1]

Hasn’t Kim been divorced before?

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Zariah has a son?!?! Did we know this?!? She’s so busy being jealous about Troy’s baby mama, forgot to mention her own kid.

Prison logic. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Kim assumed that if they said, "I want a divorce", spun around three times, clicked their heals, and waited a year, they would be divorced. No need to file paperwork with the courts or anything. I mean, there are only a few kids involved so what's to resolve? Dammit, she made me agree with Joey. She's an idiot. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Zariah has a son?!?! Did we know this?!? She’s so busy being jealous about Troy’s baby mama, forgot to mention her own kid.

I sat straight up in bed and said "Wait, she has a son? Did we know this?" out loud! Where is he? I'm guessing Harvard Divinity School, right? Getting ready to take over the storefront church? 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Hasn’t Kim been divorced before?

She was waitin for the divorce goose this time

[mytmo]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is your ankle monitor charged? Have you checked in with your PO?

I got 3 minutes and 25 miles to get there

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I sat straight up in bed and said "Wait, she has a son? Did we know this?" out loud! Where is he? I'm guessing Harvard Divinity School, right? Getting ready to take over the storefront church? 

I promise y’all we’ve seen him before. He was at the infamous church service they dragged Troy’s mom to.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I sat straight up in bed and said "Wait, she has a son? Did we know this?" out loud! Where is he? I'm guessing Harvard Divinity School, right? Getting ready to take over the storefront church? 

His first mission is to drum up some congregants.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Hasn’t Kim been divorced before?

Couple times 

[MagicEyes]

Louie should have used the ring money on a down payment for a house. Then he'd still have something after the breakup. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have to admit that I am impressed with Louie from Lakeland’s ambition. Good for him! Not kidding.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I thought she did file .. wait ... she said it would be finalized right before their date .. I didnt hallucinate that right she did say that 

She said it. Clearly the difference between separating and filing for divorce is very confusing for her. 

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

So Louie is going to propose behind bars?

Melissa does love him best when he is locked away from all other women. 

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Hasn’t Kim been divorced before?

Twice. She is twice divorced and still doesn't know how this works. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

All of Louie’s clients are pretty production assistants women. Go figure.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Kim assumed that if they said, "I want a divorce", spun around three times, clicked their heals, and waited a year, they would be divorced.

They did that in Cold Mountain so it must be true

[Gobi]

"We're going to have a date night. Or a fig night if the store is out of dates."

[JenE4]

The Chubby Pickle?!? Is this bar and grill owned by the “big dill” costume couple?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She works at The Chubby Pickle. You can't make this shit up. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Have to admit that I am impressed with Louie from Lakeland’s ambition. Good for him! Not kidding.

Totally agree. He’s a hard worker.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, cue the shit stirring friend! 

[Gobi]

Is this Louie or Sarper?

[Empress1]

I forgot about the poor yoga instructor Melissa accosted.

[For Cereals]

Can we please stop the jealousy storyline with Melissa.  Just focus on getting that nose fixed. Oh wait…

[Red Bridey]

Melissa is certifiable! He was holding the battle ropes and that woman is old enough to be his mother. She is insane!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I jut read an article about Jimmy John’s (or whatever) offering a pickle sandwich for purchase. The meat/cheese/veggies are put between a large pickle sliced horizontally. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Have to admit that I am impressed with Louie from Lakeland’s ambition. Good for him! Not kidding.

Right? He seems hard working and ambitious. Something to be applauded. Melissa is going to drive him away, just like she's done with every other man in her life. If Louie was up to no good he wouldn't be posting these videos online! He'd be hiding it! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Shit-stirring friend is ready for her closeup, Mr. Demille.

Melissa, you will always get jealous because you have zero self worth. The problem is not Louie. 

[Empress1]

Melissa: your jealousy is a you problem.

[For Cereals]

Z’s mom…what in the Bride of Frankenstein?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Can we please stop the jealousy storyline with Melissa.  Just focus on getting that nose fixed. Oh wait…

I find it so distractingly (I think I just made up a word) fake.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"We're going to have a date night. Or a fig night if the store is out of dates."

Clearly no one's told Louie about pickles, or baloney.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I jut read an article about Jimmy John’s (or whatever) offering a pickle sandwich for purchase. The meat/cheese/veggies are put between a large pickle sliced horizontally. 

I did find an enormous jar of kosher dills on sale today. I may have found myself calling it my precious. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I jut read an article about Jimmy John’s (or whatever) offering a pickle sandwich for purchase. The meat/cheese/veggies are put between a large pickle sliced horizontally. 

I would eat that…I’ve had those midwestern pickle roll ups and they were good!

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I jut read an article about Jimmy John’s (or whatever) offering a pickle sandwich for purchase. The meat/cheese/veggies are put between a large pickle sliced horizontally. 

Sounds right up my alley.  I can't have carbs, so sandwiches are usually just a pile of meat or cheese.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

They may as well host at the family church. We know there will be plenty of space. 

Edited November 2 by PrincessPurrsALot

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I did find an enormous jar of kosher dills on sale today. I may have found myself calling it my precious. 

Oh, I love a good pickle. I remember the great Claussen drought of 2021. Sad times. 

[Red Bridey]

Nah, I don't like pickles. You can have all of mine.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Zeruiah needs to get her son out there to drag people off the street for the Project H.E.A.L. benefit. Remind me again, what does H.E.A.L. stand for? (This should be good…..)

[Gobi]

So did the psychic predict the fire or cause it? I'm confused.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"entered the devil's playground"

[Auntie Anxiety]

The fire was the devil’s work. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh, I love a good pickle. I remember the great Claussen drought of 2021. Sad times. 

Pickle juice helps with rehydration & to prevent cramping after strenuous exercise. They offer it at fitness events/rides/races I’ve done. Love a pickle shot!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Troy wants to set up a table selling gummies.

[mytmo]

It’s the devil!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I jut read an article about Jimmy John’s (or whatever) offering a pickle sandwich for purchase. The meat/cheese/veggies are put between a large pickle sliced horizontally. 

The local farmers just opened a restaurant downtown, and they offer a pickle sandwich! It looks delicious. 

[JenE4]

“It’s accidental electrical.” That sounds like two separate causes.

Zariah seems to have had a long-standing relationship with this psychic. I don’t think God (or Satan?) burned down the house. Guess that’s fire explanation #3—an accidental electrical smiting of some sort.

[Empress1]

… I think I like Troy. He tries.

[kacesq]

God forbid he just get a job.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did anyone ask Troy if he has the desire to be in the ministry? I know, it’s a silly question.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Pickle juice helps with rehydration & to prevent cramping after strenuous exercise. They offer it at fitness events/rides/races I’ve done. Love a pickle shot!

I don’t understand pickleback shots but I would totally drink pickle juice just because 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did anyone ask Troy if he has the desire to be in the ministry? I know, it’s a silly question.

He said repeatedly no.  They keep trying to force it on him.