S07.LIVE CHAT All Episodes

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Nothing wrong with getting some vacay d …have fun and go home

But Vanja is not just looking for fun, she's looking for a husband. 

[tvrox]

I would not have thought of this guy as one to foster a kid, a young baby at that. 

But ironic given her "I was conceived here" comment. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Their souls are ALREADY connected, everyone.

And their bodies will soon follow. Jushko knows how to land the ladies, amirite?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And their bodies will soon follow. Jushko knows how to land the ladies, amirite?

Just like reeling in a fish. A really big fish. 

[sainte-chapelle]

No snark, it’s nice he is adopting a child, it makes me like him

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

He seems too good to be for real. What dark secrets is he hiding? 

We'll never know, since we will never see him again after Vanja's plane takes off. 

And that's why he's on Tinder. He can't really date since he has a kid, but he's up for the odd zipless fuck. 

[Red Bridey]

Oh my God, she's planning the wedding, people! 

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

But Vanja is not just looking for fun, she's looking for a husband. 

She's wayy past having a little fun or a fling.  She's playing the game for keeps.

This is why, before any flinging, both have to be on the same page.  Or if you can't keep emotions out of it, forget it and stay in.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is she giving him a handy on the couch.

[Gobi]

"But my legs are open...uh, I mean I'm open to it."

[magemaud]

Holy crap! She met this guy today and she’s already talking about being a step-mother? 

[Mrs. Landingham]

But Vanja will not want to play second fiddle to a baby. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, she's known him for eight minutes and is already talking about being a stepmother to his child. Someone needs to save this simpleton from herself. 

[tvrox]

58 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, how's everyone doing? @sainte-chapelle, how are you holding up? Are your banking issues sorted? @Auntie Anxiety, are you feeling better? 

Anyway on your husband? Hope the docs have good news! 

[sainte-chapelle]

They won’t go for you Vanja…dude just wants to have fun but good on him for giving a child a home

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

But Vanja will not want to play second fiddle to a baby. 

Nobody puts Vanja in the corner.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We'll never know, since we will never see him again after Vanja's plane takes off. 

And that's why he's on Tinder. He can't really date since he has a kid, but he's up for the odd zipless fuck. 

I was just  thinking, "Did he put 'has a kid living with him,' on his dating profile?"

[JeanJean]

I think I've only said this once before about someone on this show, but...

WHAT A NICE FELLA

[renatae]

"Oh, I love a guy who fosters a kid on his own.

Where's the bridal shop?"

 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

How's everyone's holiday shopping going? Anyone have any great inspirations or find a super deal? I often give gifts from Penzey's Spices, and they are running some great promos right now--$50 gift cards for $35, and some great deals on gift boxes!

[tvrox]

59 minutes ago, judylo said:

How’s your hubby?

Me. I finally see the hematologist on Friday after four weeks of anxiety. But probably more blood tests then and more waiting and worry.

Good luck! I hope the doctor has some good news for you. Keep us updated! 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

I was just  thinking, "Did he put 'has a kid living with him,' on his dating profile?"

Most guys think having a cute dog on their profile is a chick magnet. 

[tvrox]

Ironic to have a lawyer commercial about sexual assault in the middle of 90 day fiance. At least on my TV, not sure if its nationwide. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How's everyone's holiday shopping going? Anyone have any great inspirations or find a super deal? I often give gifts from Penzey's Spices, and they are running some great promos right now--$50 gift cards for $35, and some great deals on gift boxes!

I want to support them!  I love their ads!

[Raja]

16 minutes ago, Raja said:

 

Presumably upon entry to the Philippines he proved he had an outward airline ticket, if not to the US then to a third nation.

I guess I should amend this the airline who landed him checks it before he boards because if the Philippines has to deport, they will be charged and fined

[Mrs. Landingham]

Meanwhile, back at Safari of Awkward…

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

I was just  thinking, "Did he put 'has a kid living with him,' on his dating profile?"

Hahahahaha, he saves that little bombshell for the date. He probably thinks most of the women trawling Tinder are just looking for a hookup, which probably suits him just fine. I can't fault him for putting his baby first. Last thing he needs to do is bring a new partner into the mix. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

I was just  thinking, "Did he put 'has a kid living with him,' on his dating profile?"

I think he said it is still in progress but i honestly thinkthis dude is looking for a good time. Not a wife..and that is fine 

[HorrrGoodnight]

This safari is like a middle school field trip.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Most guys think having a cute dog on their profile is a chick magnet. 

A friend of mine who's fiftyish just started up on dating apps again. She's utterly baffled by the number of men who are holding fish in their profile photos. 

[tvrox]

57 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm stressed out about this college class I'm taking and I have to go home this week for a funeral.  I feel like I'm going to miss some study days!  Anyway...

Sorry for your loss. And I know you'll do great in the class! 

[Mrs. Landingham]

SHUT UP, RORY.

[AR Traveler]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Ironic to have a lawyer commercial about sexual assault in the middle of 90 day fiance. At least on my TV, not sure if its nationwide. 

I can top that.  I saw an ad for "Dick's House of Sport" in between the posts, and giggled like a 12 year old.

[Pepper Mostly]

Veah, asking someone to behave respectfully is not "changing who you are". My god she is exhausting. 

[MagicEyes]

I hope Rory turns up again on a tell all. My life will be incomplete if that doesn't happen. 

[Red Bridey]

Every sentence out of Veah's mouth plays "her men" against each other. She is such a bitch.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Every time Sunny says something, Veah looks at Rory. I want to throw something at my tv.

Edited December 9, 2024 by Mrs. Landingham

[sainte-chapelle]

Why are they having this discussion in front of Rory?

[JeanJean]

13 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Their souls are ALREADY connected, everyone.

Souls on this show are made of velcro.

I'd get such a kick out of Rory and Sunny becoming great friends.

Edited December 9, 2024 by JeanJean

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I hope Rory turns up again on a tell all. My life will be incomplete if that doesn't happen. 

You can count on it. He’ll be there.

[Gobi]

"I can't take a tattooed hoor to meet my family!"

[MagicEyes]

Why did Joey buy 2 kilos of potatoes? They didn't even eat any potatoes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey, at this rate, you’ll never get laid.

[Mrs. Landingham]

I’ve searched my pockets for effs to give about Magda and Meathead but I’ve come up with only lint. I can’t locate a single eff to give. So boring.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, JeanJean said:

 

I'd get such a kick out of Rory and Sunny becoming great friends.

Twist--Rory emigrates to South Africa, he and Sunny get a place together and go to work at the safari park. Buddy comedy, culture shock, and nature show in one. 

[tvrox]

56 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Faith is so adorable. Loren is such a sleazebag. I would dearly love to smack that smirk off his smug face. Preferably with a blunt object. 

Like a coconut? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Twist--Rory emigrates to South Africa, he and Sunny get a place together and go to work at the safari park. Buddy comedy, culture shock, and nature show in one. 

I’d watch it

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I can't take a tattooed hoor to meet my family!"

I'll have to add "Must cover tattoos to meet family" to the Bingo card. 

[MagicEyes]

Magna must be really mad. She didn't even give Joey a blanket so he'll be more comfortable sleeping on the Couch of Banishment.

[Gobi]

Joey is confused. He heard "Pole" and immediately thought "stripper".