S07.LIVE CHAT All Episodes

[Mrs. Landingham]

I am so over Veah’s coy “teeheeheeee two men!” attitude. 

[tvrox]

Sunny is going to have an animal attack Rory on the tour. 

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Then his harpy of a mother shrieking “What????”  

I will never forget how Brandon and his mother have exactly the same face. Only the hair is different. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Sunny feels like he has to apologize. I want to shake him! SUNNY! The relationship between Rory and Veah is deeply, deeply weird! You are not wrong!

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Do we have any predictions on whether she lets him bang her? 

I think he will wear her down and she’ll give in 

[tvrox]

OMG the baby zebra!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I will never forget how Brandon and his mother have exactly the same face. Only the hair is different. 

Right? That would be a total deal breaker for me in Julia's shoes. Can you imagine? 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Joey is a meathead. But "Magna" is pushing the relationship faster than necessary. She tells us she wants a proposal in the week before he leaves, but tells him she isn't pushing it. Well, she is. And that's the best way to push him away. Well, other than holding out on him. Do we have any predictions on whether she lets him bang her? 

I am torn on it. I am guessing she learned from the German guy not to give him wants he wants without getting what she wants

[Eldemarge]

Who is composing this random "its sounds African" background music?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this the NatGeo channel?

[Mrs. Landingham]

Sunny and Rory are low key bonding over Veah’s idiocy with anatomy.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? That would be a total deal breaker for me in Julia's shoes. Can you imagine? 

Him slut shaming her for dancing on the bar….i hate him..let her have fun. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Now they are giggling like middle schoolers at the zebra penis. Sweet Jesus I simply cannot with these nincompoops.

[tvrox]

WOW TLC is really the learning channel, LOL. Who knew zebras had such big... pipes? 

[renatae]

11 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He's jealous of teddy bears after banging his ex. Okay, then.

We still need an eyeroll emoji! Especially for this potential member of Mensa.

[tvrox]

For some reason I thought South Africa was more of a desert. This is really pretty. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh please let a snake bite her or a leopard attack her while she pees. I would laugh and laugh. 

[MagicEyes]

The episode ends abruptly when Veah gets trampled by a wildebeest. 

[magemaud]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is this the NatGeo channel?

No, it’s the Learning Channel and I learned all about zebra genitalia tonight. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Veah is a professional moron…or high..or both

[Bees52]

Oh please, let something bite Veah on the safari trip! Even if it's just an insect!

[Pepper Mostly]

Rory's eyes are drilling holes in Sunny right now. Oh, and here come the veiled threats. Rory's a real peach, isn't he?

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

The episode ends abruptly when Veah gets trampled by a wildebeest. 

DEAD. I will have pleasant dreams tonight. 

[Gobi]

"Where are the dinosaurs?" Veah, probably.

[tvrox]

52 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Oh poor, poor Veah. She's upset that the guy she traveled to see wanted her to choose  him instead of  the guy she traveled with.

I hope Joe is a quick learner when it comes  to speaking to the dog in  Polish.

Joe is not a quick learner of anything, LOL. He's not the smartest guy in the world. 

[Shelbie]

Veah makes other idiots seem smart. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

The episode ends abruptly when Veah gets trampled by a wildebeest. 

"Bitch, I heard what you said back there about me being a pig!!!"

[Raja]

25 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Does Loren even have airfare to get home? How much of the $67 he brought does he have left?

 

23 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I'm dying to know what happens when it's time for him to go home. He's 100% planning on staying, but he doesn't have any money (he says, but he lies about everything). 

Presumably upon entry to the Philippines he proved he had an outward airline ticket, if not to the US then to a third nation.

[Pepper Mostly]

Rory. You do not have to think anything of "this situation". It is none of your damn business. What the fuck I feel like I'm insane. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rory is looking more and more like Tim as the weeks go by.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Rory. You do not have to think anything of "this situation". It is none of your damn business. What the fuck I feel like I'm insane. 

He is so jealous he can barely control himself 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Veah makes other idiots seem smart. 

Who's dumber--Joey or Veah? 

[Red Bridey]

Rory, accept the apology and be nice. You come across as a dick (autocorrect changed "dick" to "duck" 😂. Such a prude!

And of course Vanja wants to bang. No point in letting a random guy go home, right? But Random has better not send her 🥰😍 emojis or she's buying a wedding dress!

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Rory. You do not have to think anything of "this situation". It is none of your damn business. What the fuck I feel like I'm insane. 

It’s surreal. Sunny needs to run.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Who's dumber--Joey or Veah? 

Yes.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Who's dumber--Joey or Veah? 

Yes.

[tvrox]

54 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Walking the dog is better in Turkey.

Is that a euphemism? LOL. 

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Who's dumber--Joey or Veah? 

🤔 still thinking on it

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Rory, accept the apology and be nice. You come across as a dick (autocorrect changed "dick" to "duck" 😂. Such a prude!

And of course Vanja wants to bang. No point in letting a random guy go home, right? But Random has better not send her 🥰😍 emojis or she's buying a wedding dress!

She’ll be at his place of work the next day showing him her phone and reminding him that HE SAID HE LOVED HER!!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

I would never sign up for a reality show because when a camera is around me I lose 20 IQpoints.  I a, a fairly intelligent person, it must be nerves. I am hoping that these people are only this dumb on camera.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

 

And of course Vanja wants to bang. No point in letting a random guy go home, right? But Random has better not send her 🥰😍 emojis or she's buying a wedding dress!

Once that poor lug's dick has landed in Vanja's vagina, she'll be composing her wedding invites. But first she'll have to rummage through his pants pockets while he's asleep to find out his last name. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

 

And of course Vanja wants to bang. No point in letting a random guy go home, right? But Random has better not send her 🥰😍 emojis or she's buying a wedding dress!

Loren is on Line 2, advising Vanja to demand that Jushko take and STD test.

Wait till Jushko gets a load of her pink eyeshadow.

[Gobi]

"She's definitely my type. I will certainly bang her."

[sainte-chapelle]

Ohhh Black Honey is on sale so I just bought two tubes

[Bees52]

Go 'head Vanja go get u some, some

uh... Josko!

Thanks show, for the reminder of his name.

[Mrs. Landingham]

“Our souls are connected.” 
And here we go.

[HorrrGoodnight]

I don't understand how this is happening even though this is exactly what what I wanted to happen. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Nothing wrong with getting some vacay d …have fun and go home

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I would never sign up for a reality show because when a camera is around me I lose 20 IQpoints.  I a, a fairly intelligent person, it must be nerves. I am hoping that these people are only this dumb on camera.

🎶A dream is a wish your heart makes🎶

[MagicEyes]

He seems too good to be for real. What dark secrets is he hiding? 

[Eldemarge]

Their souls are ALREADY connected, everyone.