S07 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, this insane chica thinks its her destiny to be a mother? And that Daniel is the perfect partner? Lord have mercy on her poor future children. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

So, she's not ready to go, has loads of things to do, but is sitting on her butt in the sand having a cry?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karen is going to be a big hit with the parents.

[kacesq]

Mom is on one helluva trip here.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bianca is 23 going on 12. Now she's thinking through what she's doing? Better late than never but, other than when she crosses the border to AZ, she couldn't find a later time. 

[For Cereals]

Troy’s mom flashes everyone in 3-2-1

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

And apparently, is not subjecting them to WETV. There's that, I guess 

I'm guessing that's mom's doing,..

[SemiCharmedLife]

She is exposed, but not in the way they think!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, this insane chica thinks its her destiny to be a mother? And that Daniel is the perfect partner? Lord have mercy on her poor future children. 

Another one who'll decide to not use any birth control. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She keeps piling more and more hair onto her head.

[Keywestclubkid]

his mama is a lifetime bullshitter... like she knows how to bullshit to get though life haha 

[Empress1]

I mean, she can come back. Even if the relationship works out (it won’t) he’ll eventually be able to leave the state, and she can come back to visit on her own. All this weeping and wailing about never seeing FL again is a bit much.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Z, that meeting was not "ok". it was a disaster!

[WaltersHair]

Has she never heard of Back Row Baptists? There's a reason.

[JenE4]

Oh, god. She’s been sitting in the hot car on these pleather Kia seats for how long with no underwear?!? Someone get the coochie spray!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"I want people to be authentically authentic". Sure, preacher dad. Karen is authentically too damned stoned to be human. 

[Keywestclubkid]

you need to tell those people that right up front ... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Grasping back to reality.” What does that mean?

[Pepper Mostly]

You felt exposed? Lady. Look down. One errant breeze and the world is your gynecologist. 

[OoogleEyes]

13 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Is she the felon version of Anne Frank, living in the attic, staying quiet so she won't be found? 

Will she keep a diary? Will there be flowers in the attic?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

“Grasping back to reality.” What does that mean?

I don't know, but I challenge you to work that into a conversation this week as well. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You felt exposed? Lady. Look down. One errant breeze and the world is your gynecologist. 

thats the heavens whispering HELLO ... hello ... hello 

[Gobi]

Thus spake Zeruiah.

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I mean overlooking a grown ass man asking you to hide every Weds Thurs and every other weekend out of sight like your Ann Frank .. like this is a lifetime movie come to life .. locked in the attack tonight at 9 

Honestly, this is an ID Discovery show in the making

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Will she keep a diary? Will there be flowers in the attic?

Will there be arsenic on the pizza rolls?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You felt exposed? Lady. Look down. One errant breeze and the world is your gynecologist. 

Alls I can say is that I’m glad she managed to correct the tits falling out problem that she was whining about at the start of the service.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I mean, she can come back. Even if the relationship works out (it won’t) he’ll eventually be able to leave the state, and she can come back to visit on her own. All this weeping and wailing about never seeing FL again is a bit much.

Perhaps she lacks object permanence? She doesn't understand that things continue to exist. Every day is a new beginning. 

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Has she never heard of Back Row Baptists? There's a reason.

Back row Catholics know you only have to be there for the prayers that you say to be absolved of your sins and communion. Then you can head out. So come in 30 minutes late and leave ten minutes early. There are also those who go out for a smoke and have someone designated to get them before it's time to pray.  

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

“Grasping back to reality.” What does that mean?

I don't know, but he's already developing the lingo for the pulpit.  He's a natural!

[Auntie Anxiety]

True accidentally tripped into Tisha’s vagina.

[Keywestclubkid]

cause you gonna need a job to take care of these two babies 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

thats the heavens whispering HELLO ... hello ... hello 

She never let us know if the Holy Ghost made its way all up in her snatch like she planned. Life goals!

[Auntie Anxiety]

True turns on the boyish charm to get Shonta to let him come back.

[Keywestclubkid]

she couldn't even tell him face to face .. I love it 

he looks scared as hell 

[For Cereals]

So he can’t take the call from inside the car…have to sit on the hood ok

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

True accidentally tripped into Tisha’s vagina.

I called it. I knew he would accidentally trip and fall into Tisha/Shontae's vagina with his erect penis. Such a common thing to have happen. 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she couldn't even tell him face to face .. I love it 

Over Facetime - AT A GAS STATION.

ETA: No wait, it's not even Facetime!

Edited August 31, 2024 by Ladystardust

[Keywestclubkid]

it aint about you girl its about your kids .. 

[Gobi]

Okay everyone, time to head back to the attic.

Till next time.

[Empress1]

If you don’t want True in your life DON’T HAVE HIS KIDS YOU DUMMY

[Ladystardust]

Now that's the reaction everyone wants when telling someone about their pregnancy. Lucky girl.

Goodnight bunkies and have a good holiday weekend if you're in the US!

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

So he can’t take the call from inside the car…have to sit on the hood ok

I hate him. Was he the one who proudly said that he doesn't use protection...

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I don't know, but I challenge you to work that into a conversation this week as well. 

So much homework tonight!

Damn, that was a great episode, made better by my Bunkies. Love yinz!

[Pepper Mostly]

OK bunkies, you were all in rare form tonight and I laughed often and heartily. See you all next time. Remember, trip and fall into someone's vagina in haste, something something a leisure. Love you all, friends, MWAH! 

[Elizzikra]

Dammit - can't they transition to the Braxtons instead of just jumping right in???

Goodnight all! Have a good week all!

[JenE4]

A third female?!? Her name must be Shonti. This is 14,weeks after they slept together one time. I am calling bullshit. She would have figured this out and told him like 2 months before this!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Laughed my ass off and enjoyed myself immensely, kids. Thanks for bringing your A game. Enjoy the long weekend. Can’t believe Labor Day is upon us. I’m still waiting for July 4th. Anyway, I took advantage of the LandsEnd sale to purchase some fall clothing that I don’t need. I think the sale ends tonight. See some of you snarkers on Sunday? Aloha.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Okay everyone, time to head back to the attic.

Till next time.

Don't forget your fine handled comb, your word art, your Gucci pants, and your Bible. 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

I hate him. Was he the one who proudly said that he doesn't use protection...

That's all of these idiots. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Now that's the reaction everyone wants when telling someone about their pregnancy. Lucky girl.

I’m honestly not even mad at him for this. He dumped her because he didn’t like her. Of course he doesn’t want kids with her. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

I hate him. Was he the one who proudly said that he doesn't use protection...

So many of these folks don't use protection then are shocked when someone gets pregnant. I am starting to think prior to being released, all felons should be given sex education classes, a gross of condoms, and a case of morning after pills. 

Edited August 31, 2024 by PrincessPurrsALot