S08.E14: Malice in Wonderland

[TwirlyGirly]

Angela confronts Michael about the incriminating evidence she found; Thais' friends question Patrick's loyalty; Emily's parents debate the dowry; Liz says goodbye to Ed for the last time; Sophie's mom oversteps.

Air date: 6/16/2024

[Kath94]

"Angela confronts Michael about the incriminating evidence she found." 

"Sophie's mom oversteps."

Couldn't these comments apply to ANY FREAKIN' EPISODE INVOLVING THESE PEOPLE?!?

Okay, let me add some more.

"Gino and Jasmine argue."

"Emily questions Kobe's past."

"Liz and Ed break up."

[Stuckathome]

Ash & Manuel---I don't blame her for giving side eye when he asked for more money. He is from a smaller city in Ecuador---$1000 US goes a LOOOOONG way. WTF are they doing with the money? 

Kobe and Emily---snore and FF'd. This is all scripted drama. These two are fine. 

Jasmine and Gino----same 

Rob & Sophie----I felt sorry for both of them, for different reasons. Rob didn't stand a chance with Clare and I actually thought he did a great job keeping his cool and staying respectful. Sophie should have had his back----hell, she should not involve her mom to that degree. I feel bad for her because she mentioned before that her mom had issues with addiction and wasn't there for her a lot growing up because of her addiction. So now her mom is finally showing an interest in her and she is desperate for that love and affection. On Clare's end, she is probably desperate to try and "make up" for all the times she wasn't there for Sophie and didn't protect her. But, her daughter is a grown woman and she needs to let her live her life. I guarantee if Clare still had her boyfriend (they broke up), she would not be willing to move back to London with Sophie and "give it a go together.' Hell no. She is a user and abuser. I loved when Rob said that she wouldn't know what a good man was lol 

Patrick's father is a disgrace. I love that John and Thais are on the same page and maybe even bonding over their disgust for Jose. Patrick is in a vulnerable spot having lost his mom recently and Jose is a leach. Agree with comments I read somewhere about Jose's smirk....it is that of the abuser, now an old man who would turn nasty violent in a second if those cameras weren't around. Interesting that Thais mom pretty much abandoned her as a teen....she and Patrick have that dysfunctional dynamic in common. 

Angela, had to FFd all the "goddamns" and screaming....I think he is scamming but hell, at this point he has put in the work, the humiliation, give the man asylum! 

[surfgirl]

I look forward to the day I never see Grangela shrieking and chain smoking on my TV ever again. Until then, let me just say:

1. She should sue her dentist for what he did to her lower teeffs. What in thr hell is going on there?!?

and

2. If she saw all this scammer bs on Michael's phone and still brought him over, thrm it's on her and she deserves to get scammed. 

[Stuckathome]

Oh and how could I forget Mucinex Man and Liz.....I think she was sort of hoping he would want to reconcile....I took the lame attempt at cleaning as something she did for the cameras to document so she can get her deposit back. I am guessing she put up most of the $ for that move, including the security deposit and she knew Ed is a slob. If she had not, he would have blamed everything on Liz (she lived like a pig, she left this and I assumed she was coming to clean). He is a vile, trash human being and if Clare (Sophie's mom) is the world's worst mom, Liz's mom wins this episode as best mom for her snarky digs at Ed. And WTF was that smoothie he made? Holy shit, he filled the damn mixer....for himself?! 

[Meowwww]

I hate Angela.  She’s awful and shouldn’t be on tv.  And the Sophie and Rob thing.  She had no business bringing her mom into it. They’re adults.  Mommy can protect you when you are 12.  

[HorrrGoodnight]

20 hours ago, Stuckathome said:

Oh and how could I forget Mucinex Man and Liz.....I think she was sort of hoping he would want to reconcile....I took the lame attempt at cleaning as something she did for the cameras to document so she can get her deposit back. I am guessing she put up most of the $ for that move, including the security deposit and she knew Ed is a slob. If she had not, he would have blamed everything on Liz (she lived like a pig, she left this and I assumed she was coming to clean). He is a vile, trash human being and if Clare (Sophie's mom) is the world's worst mom, Liz's mom wins this episode as best mom for her snarky digs at Ed. And WTF was that smoothie he made? Holy shit, he filled the damn mixer....for himself?! 

You owe me money now. For what you ask? Here's an itemized list:  

• The time I'll spend having to explain why I cackle anytime I see a Mucinex ad

• Having to re-watch scenes due to experiencing auditory hallucinations of Ed screaming "12 hours?"

 • My inability henceforth to see Ed without visualizing him as little green snot 

I'm willing to negotiate on the last point since it's not that different from how I currently see Ed

 

 

 

[Stuckathome]

10 minutes ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

You owe me money now. For what you ask? Here's an itemized list:  

• The time I'll spend having to explain why I cackle anytime I see a Mucinex ad

• Having to re-watch scenes due to experiencing auditory hallucinations of Ed screaming "12 hours?"

 • My inability henceforth to see Ed without visualizing him as little green snot 

hahahaha! You're welcome

[zenme]

I think Thaiis’ dad is attractive with his  cool demeanor, but I couldn’t marry him! He seems a little too macho.  I wonder what is wrong with him that Thaiis’ mom left him  WITH Thais?  Was it him, or did she simply not afford to keep Thais? I want to know their story because I wouldn’t be surprised if he was the bring your mistress to the house for dinner type.

[magemaud]

Jasmine should get a refund for those lopsided lumpy butt implants that look like a loaded diaper 

[Gobi]

Stopping by to wish Gino a happy You'll Never Be a Father Day.

[judylo]

Hi everybody!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is everyone ready for this week’s manufactured drama? Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there and all the mothers who had to be both mom and dad to their kids.

Claire, no one wants to see your untoned upper body.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, judylo said:

Hi everybody!

Hola mi amiga! How are you feeling? 

Hi everyone! Has everyone had a good week? 

[Shelbie]

Hi everyone.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is Sophie ordering grits? Are they in Georgia all of a sudden? 

Claire looks like a blobfish. 

[Gobi]

"Oi, bird! What are these bloody grits? I mean, blimey, it's no bangers and mash."

Edited June 17, 2024 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is Sophie ordering grits? Are they in Georgia all of a sudden? 

I know. I’m sure that grits was an option, instead of home fries. And no one was stopping them from ordering a la carte.

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Oi, bird! What are these bloody grits. I mean, blimey, it's no bangers and mash."

Wankers.

[Pepper Mostly]

Claire wants to sponge off move in with Sophie, once she's back in the UK and lands a new sugar daddy.  

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Oi, bird! What are these bloody grits. I mean, blimey, it's no bangers and mash."

Or toad in the hole.

[For Cereals]

I’m sure they had hash browns

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Oi, bird! What are these bloody grits. I mean, blimey, it's no bangers and mash."

The fine gourmet cuisine of England. Bangers and mash. Beans on toast. And spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I would LOVE to sit down in front of a diner breakfast. Maybe after I get this acid reflux bullshit sorted out.

[magemaud]

No spotted dick?

I know it’s dessert, but it always cracks me up. 

[Zombness]

Good evening  Happy Father's Day to whom it applies.

[judylo]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola mi amiga! How are you feeling? 

Hi everyone! Has everyone had a good week? 

Still nursing my poor wrist! Can’t wait to get the brace off soon (hurts). PT twice a week and home exercises. I get to my hair salon, at last, this Wednesday!

Edited June 17, 2024 by judylo

[Shelbie]

I’ve never had grits. I’ve never seen them on a menu around me. I would try them.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear lord her necklace says "seksi". Send help. 

This poor woman on the phone looks like she is wishing she was dead. 

[For Cereals]

What IS Claire wearing?  Did she make that?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

This immigration lawyer already knows that Grangie is a nut, so she’s playing along just to get her Sharp check.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I would LOVE to sit down in front of a diner breakfast. Maybe after I get this acid reflux bullshit sorted out.

Oh no, you're still troubled with that?  I hope you get it sorted out soon, that sucks. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, Shelbie said:

I’ve never had grits. I’ve never seen them on a menu around me. I would try them.

Cream of Wheat?  Polenta?  Both closeish…

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh dear lord her necklace says "seksi". Send help. 

A couple of weeks ago, I made a joke that I thought it said Sexist, not Seksi.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh dear lord her necklace says "seksi". Send help. 

This poor woman on the phone looks like she is wishing she was dead. 

I guess "disgusting" was too big to fit on the necklace.

[Zombness]

Just now, judylo said:

Still nursing my poor wrist! Can’t wait to get the brace off soon (hurts). PT twice a week and home exercises. I get to my hai salon, at last, this Wednesday!

Glad you are doing better.  Once you have your hair done you will feel much better.

[Pepper Mostly]

Angela is horrified that her husband, a black immigrant, would actually have any rights. 

And, Angie? The only person you have to blame is yourself. 

[magemaud]

Angela is disappointed it’s a female attorney because she can’t flirt. 

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I guess "disgusting" was too big to fit on the necklace.

Vile would fit just fine.

[Gobi]

Wow, Mikuhl is a scammer! Who could have guessed? I mean, besides everyone else on the planet.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m old enough to remember when Gino brought an entire half gallon bag of Viagra knockoffs for his trip to see Jasmine. His sex problems are nothing new, Jazzy.

Edited June 17, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Wow, Mikuhl is a scammer! Who could have guessed? I mean, besides everyone else on the planet.

Not to mention he's the worst scammer in the world. Azan looked like the Tinder Swindler next to him. 

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, judylo said:

Still nursing my poor wrist! Can’t wait to get the brace off soon (hurts). PT twice a week and home exercises. I get to my hai salon, at last, this Wednesday!

When I had to wear a wrist brace, I found it was more comfortable if I slipped some lambs wool into the areas that chafed. 

[Pepper Mostly]

What's everyone been up to?  Since Felony Friday's on hiatus I feel like I'm way behind on everyones's news. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mashed potato ass in 3……2……1

[Pepper Mostly]

My god, she really was robbed by the butt implant guy. Looks like the job was done by an apprentice upholsterer. 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What's everyone been up to?  Since Felony Friday's on hiatus I feel like I'm way behind on everyones's news. 

Believe it or not, I just started watching “Shameless” on Netflix. How did I miss all this hilarity for ten seasons? 

[Shelbie]

Give it up Gino. Stupid arguments are the basis of your relationship.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t know about anyone else, but I have a very hard time feeling sorry for Jasmine.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here it comes. The Jasmine Cry. 

[tvrox]

HI all!!!