S08.E12: Pornocchio

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Drag Her, Manuel!!!

Drag her back to the cauldron to make a money potion

Edited June 3, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Ashley has a bachelors degree in marine science. She was studying it in Ecuador when she met Manuel. I read that she also took some business courses although I don’t know if they were spiritual business specific. 

Somehow I don’t see her donning a wetsuit to check on marine life but it would probably offer her better support.

[SunnyBeBe]

Thirty more minutes….. I’m ready for bed….lol.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sophie needs to invest in some better wigs.

[Gobi]

Marine science. Now, there's a lucrative career.

[Auntie Anxiety]

She can’t leave Knob because the green card is her goal.

[magemaud]

Sleepover at Kay’s! They’re going to braid each other’s hair and make prank calls. 

[sainte-chapelle]

How did these two people hook up? They hate each other

[For Cereals]

Also I blame Kim K and new Mrs Kanye (although I think she’s brainwashed) for people thinking it’s okay to run around in flesh-toned onesies and shapewear and calling regular ass pantyhose and underwear bottoms pants. 

End of rant.

Edited June 3, 2024 by For Cereals

[MagicEyes]

Sophie is emotionally immature. Rob is just an ass. 

[magemaud]

Claire, you’re not a good muvver 

[sainte-chapelle]

lol at the filtered photo montage. They don’t even look like the same people.

[Suzywriter]

14 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Three different degrees and still dumb as a bucket of rocks.

Which one?

[sainte-chapelle]

lol I live for the fact that big tooth Ange has sub titles

[SunnyBeBe]

Please remind me…did Angela get bariatric surgery? 

[Suzywriter]

So many people wear dentures!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

Please remind me…did Angela get bariatric surgery? 

She did and she was supposed to quit smoking

[For Cereals]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

Please remind me…did Angela get bariatric surgery? 

Yup

[Eldemarge]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

Please remind me…did Angela get bariatric surgery? 

Now I can't even remember.  I know she got her boobs done.

[tvrox]

Hi all! Sorry I'm late was watching Simone :). 

[Suzywriter]

Michael has great taste in clothes.

[Gobi]

Tonight on MILF Manor, the MILFs get stuck in dryers.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Michael has great taste in clothes.

Angela does not.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Michael has great taste in clothes.

And terrible taste in women.

[judylo]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

lol at the filtered photo montage. They don’t even look like the same people.

Maybe Rob doesn’t like her as a blonde!

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Michael has great taste in clothes.

His taste in women, however…

@Gobi stop reading my mind! 

Edited June 3, 2024 by magemaud

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Tonight on MILF Manor, the MILFs get stuck in dryers.

Speaking of dentures...

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, judylo said:

Hi all! I was sprung from the nursing home hell on Tuesday. But still many challenges, and my wrist hurts. I start PT and OT Wednesday. Happy to be with you all, you always make me laugh, a rare thing for me these days.

Hope you feel completely better soon! 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Maybe Rob doesn’t like her as a blonde!

Her hair looks ghastly. The roots look like a hooked rug, and it always looks dirty.  She could get it cut short and be able to maintain it.

[SunnyBeBe]

I want to see footage of Sophie and Rob getting along…..I don’t believe it.  

[sainte-chapelle]

I think Thais will start to realize that John…as rough as he is…does love his brother and have his best interests in mind

[magemaud]

Thais looks naked from a distance 

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, judylo said:

Maybe Rob doesn’t like her as a blonde!

Or her bisexuality 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Patrick’s father is the poster boy for leopards never change their spots.

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit this is the grandfather who want to fucking charge to have a party for his grandchild??? Good for John and Thais..get him 

Edited June 3, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[CrazyInAlabama]

10 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Now I can't even remember.  I know she got her boobs done.

Yes, she had bariatric surgery, chest enhancement, looks like a facelift, and probably a lot of other stuff. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Yes, she had bariatric surgery, chest enhancement, looks like a facelift, and probably a lot of other stuff. 

The facelift didn’t take

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Or her bisexuality 

Or her muvver.

[judylo]

So weird that Patrick, John, and their supposed father look nothing like each other.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Before the show, I was playing bingo with my granddaughters on FaceTime. This is what I rushed off for?

I bet they're mature than the adults on this show. 

[For Cereals]

He’s not John’s dad

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Yes, she had bariatric surgery, chest enhancement, looks like a facelift, and probably a lot of other stuff. 

A facelift?? She looks saggier than ever.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, judylo said:

So weird that Patrick, John, and their supposed father look nothing like each other.

I think they have different fathers….Jose is not John’s father 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

So weird that Patrick, John, and their supposed father look nothing like each other.

I was looking for any resemblance. Patrick looks more like the stepmother.

Edited June 3, 2024 by Suzywriter

[Auntie Anxiety]

Every time I look at Patrick, all I see is Shrek.

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

The facelift didn’t take

She didn’t get the facelift because she didn’t quit smoking, but she has had Botox, fillers, etc on her face. Plus she always filters the hell out of her photos. 

6 minutes ago, judylo said:

So weird that Patrick, John, and their supposed father look nothing like each other.

He’s not John’s father. Patrick and John have the same mother but different fathers. This is their mother. 

Edited June 3, 2024 by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

Geesh, i couldnt give a single, solitary shit about their problems.

[judylo]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

She didn’t get the facelift because she didn’t quit smoking, but she has had Botox, fillers, etc on her face. Plus she always filters the hell out of her photos. 

He’s not John’s father. Patrick and John have the same mother but different fathers. 

I think I knew that at some point, but something in their convo just now made me think he was John’s father too. Well… Patrick doesn’t look like him either!

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

She didn’t get the facelift because she didn’t quit smoking, but she has had Botox, fillers, etc on her face. Plus she always filters the hell out of her photos. 

He’s not John’s father. Patrick and John have the same mother but different fathers. This is their mother. 

Patrick favours his mother. I am guessing John favours his father

[Gobi]

🎵Might as well face it

You're addicted to porn🎶