S4.All Episodes: 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kyle, fuck you. You are a worm and I wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole. (All puns intended).

[judylo]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

We don’t!

Ha I kinda love him. He makes me laugh.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Listen to his tone: "What did you do?". Like he's a lawyer cross examining her. 

Oh, here we go. "Its only because I CARE so much about you that I get angry". She needs to run. Fast and far. He is an abuser. 

And a self-abuser, too.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I loved Sugar Babies, Boston Baked Beans, and Charleston Chews.  I can’t find Dots anymore though 😞

Boston Baked Beans... oh yes. We had a community pool growing up, and buy candy for the walk home is such a memory.  Those and they sold Zero Bars out of the freezer. Ah..summer 

[sainte-chapelle]

Kyle has a God complex

[Eldemarge]

"I'm sorry, I can't stop spooging into women but please commit to me."

 

[judylo]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm surprised that Kyle's hands are outside his pants in their intro card. 

I can distinctly smell his moldy odor through the TV.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Now that I am in my 40s I am so happy with my choices. Everyone was pushing me to have babies etc…I love kids but I didn’t want to be a mom…I actually almost caved….society can be a bitch. Likely she should have been married by now…so she settles for this asshole

Isn't she divorced? She has a son. The whole reason she met Kyle is that she wanted another child and had no one on the horizon, so she was thinking about donation. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kyle has nothing else in his life than sperm donation. It’s like it’s his entire identity. What a sick fuck.

[tvrox]

HI all!!! 

[For Cereals]

Who would accept this and to what mental hospital are you writing her, Kyle?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Isn't she divorced? She has a son. The whole reason she met Kyle is that she wanted another child and had no one on the horizon, so she was thinking about donation. 

Oh I must have blanked on that or missed it….thank you!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Finished the latest season of Couples Therapy. Orna Guralnik is a goddess. And I love that she always looks like a mess.

Edited June 18 by Auntie Anxiety

[Shelbie]

Imagine thinking Kyle is a suitable person to be around your child. Ani is nuts.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is Megan Tainor still relevant?

[tvrox]

28 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

LOLOLOLOL OMG these two people. 

Could describe any of the two people on this show (or really all on TLC). 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Is Megan Tainor still relevant?

Was she ever? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My dog gets a half cup of high quality kibble, half cup of California vegetable medley (squash, zucchini, cauliflower,carrots, broccoli) a splash of broth and a splash of water. It’s a lot cheaper than Fresh Pet.

[Gobi]

Nice outfit Madeleine is almost wearing.

[Eldemarge]

I see that she is wearing the latest "out in Nature" outfit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Luke is now going to sit down and give Madeleine her morning harangue. 

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Could describe any of the two people on this show (or really all on TLC). 

The furries. I could not stop laughing at the ewoks.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Madeline will give Luke the silent treatment, a well-known teenage passive aggressive technique.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I see that she is wearing the latest "out in Nature" outfit.

At least she's wearing flats. 

Oh, Luke wants to "give her a chance" and "realize how she's making me feel". How do you think SHE feels when you mistrust her and slut shame her? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I see that she is wearing the latest "out in Nature" outfit.

From nature to the club. You always have to be ready.

[tvrox]

LOL, sure, Luke taught you for the first time about love. I believe you. Him and the 300 other men you slept with for money. 

[Gobi]

I can't shake the suspicion that Madeleine is a beta model sex robot.

[sainte-chapelle]

I fully believe she does her sugar baby thing when he isn’t around. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Madelein, if you want someone with money, Luke isn’t it.

[Mr. Miner]

That rented pontoon should change her mind.

[Pepper Mostly]

He is inches away from "Well, what were you wearing? You must have led him on."

[judylo]

Geez she’s kinda articulate, weird diction and English mistakes aside.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope they don’t have makeup sex on the boat.

[OoogleEyes]

Omg, this is a horrible man. CHOOSE THE BEAR, MADELEINE 

[Eldemarge]

I hope that little girl makes him miserable, empties his meager bank account, and eventually sets his vehicle on fire.  Amen.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Luke sounds like he’s her father, for fuck’s sake. We already get enough of that on Unexpected.

[Pepper Mostly]

He does not trust her at all. She should throw him over, he's a dick. 

[tvrox]

26 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Luke is an idiot.  What is she apologizing for?  A rumor?  Tell your friend, RunTellDat to apologize to her!

Y’all, Alex is a therapist…I would seriously want my copay back.

Yeah I hope both Ashley on Seeking Sister Wife and Alex lose all their patients after these shows. 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh yes I am up for 90Day The Other Way! Monday night is my new Sunday night 

[Gobi]

17 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have news about the Derricos.

  Reveal spoiler

They are getting divorced.

 

Spoiler

Divorcing with the Derricos.

 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

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Divorcing with the Derricos.

 

Spoiler

Who gets the litter?

 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

  Hide contents

Divorcing with the Derricos.

 

Spoiler

Dumping Derricos

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

  Reveal spoiler

Who gets the litter?

 

Spoiler

Sharing custody of the 13 minor kids.

 

Shawn doesn’t sound that enthusiastic about giving up his side piece.

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

His STD test results. Sigh. So romantic. 

Shouldn't he have shown those before they had unprotected sex??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn doesn’t want any fucking in the men’s bathroom. He’s too old for that.

[Gobi]

"I think we should be monochromatic."

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He does not trust her at all. She should throw him over, he's a dick. 

I don’t like either of them …he is a jackass but I do think she is doing the sugar baby thing. There was a couple on Love is Blind where the girl was ditched at the altar…he got so much hate he finally produced receipts about him finding out she was a sugar baby and daddy contacted him 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shawn doesn’t want any fucking in the men’s bathroom. He’s too old for that.

He's no Assley.

[Red Bridey]

I don't understand Shawn's motivation to be with Aliyah. He's not attracted to her. I think he only proposed because he had the video of the Brazilian Taylor Swift to show off. He doesn't seem to want to be with her. I just don't get what he wants from Aliyah.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Alex finally comes to grips with the fact that Adriano has no intention of changing for her. She’s shocked!!

Just now, Red Bridey said:

I don't understand Shawn's motivation to be with Aliyah. He's not attracted to her. I think he only proposed because he had the video of the Brazilian Taylor Swift to show off. He doesn't seem to want to be with her. I just don't get what he wants from Aliyah.

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